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  1. #21

    The second shitting

    Based on a true story

    I should not have eaten that, I really shouldn't have. I knew I was lactose intolerant but I could not resist the sweet, sweet allure of vanilla ice cream. And now I sat on the toilet , clutching my stomach in pain. I regret nothing. This shit came out differently. It was not like the previous horrible shit which tore open my anus like a cannonball being fired. No, this shit was like a gatling gun firing in long bursts out my asshole. Long, watery, shitty bursts. Each shit brought a wave of relief followed quickly by a buildup of anal pressure. And then repeat. I have been on this toilet for two days. I regret nothing.
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    This sounds like a disturbing form of anal sex.


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    Quiet, Sunco!

    *ahem*

    Please, continue, Kyo-Kun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suncofold View Post
    This sounds like a disturbing form of anal sex.
    Understatement.



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    Last day of school. Next quarter, the physics study lounge (the h-bar) is being moved into the fancy new science building, so we decide to have a massive party. I ate so much pizza from the shady, greasy, and generally unhealthy, on-campus pizzeria. Upon reaching my apartment, I realized that I had to poop. However, my roommate was showering so I was stuck waiting twenty minutes and, instead of finishing up quick, he spends another 20 minutes doing god knows what by the sink. At this point I'm nearly shitting my pants and start yelling at him to hurry it up. In which he revealed that he was busy trimming his nosehairs. So when he finally leaves the bathroom, I dive into the sanctuary of anal relief and let loose a stream of shit into the toilet bowl as I was pulling down my pants and sitting on the seat. I felt like a clogged drain being unclogged by forcing a tremendous amount of pressure through it.

    My anus is on fire.
    Code:
    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    What if EA was in fact EA. As in Electronic Arts.

    Does Gil have to buy DLC for its full power?
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    Fuck imouto, get power.

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    I laughed. Honest to god.
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    Never thought I'd say this but I miss overly-processed foods. As bad and unhealthy they might be for you, at the very least it's safe to eat. Two weeks in shanghai and I can't eat any fucking thing without getting diarrhea. Fuck China. So yea, I've not only took a massive shit, but I've been taking massive shits nearly every hour.
    Code:
    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Detective Blackstone View Post
    What if EA was in fact EA. As in Electronic Arts.

    Does Gil have to buy DLC for its full power?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Fuck imouto, get power.

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    try a liquid diet

    post results

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    Guess who still has diarrhea.

    If you said me, you'd be half-wrong. Rounded up, that makes you full-wrong.

    At any rate, currently alternating between diarrhea, constipation, and diarrhea following constipation

    If i come out of this alive, my rectum will be a mere shadow of its former self.
    Code:
    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Persevere Kyokushi. Show the worth of humanity, develop powers beyond your expectations.

    What I'm saying is you should fight crime with your anus.

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    Yogurt.

    Stop.

  15. #35
    So my sister has apparently been taking huge, toilet-clogging deuces. So my mom has been making her shit in a plastic bag.

    Also, thread name change to "My Little Shit Can't Be this Big!" please
    Code:
    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    thank you for tell
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    Thread renamed.
    Quote Originally Posted by SeiKeo View Post
    Look, you can't just call something pedophilliac and expect everyone to believe you.


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    Spin a shit
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

  19. #39

    Kyokushi's Shitty Japan Stories

    So if you've been following the blogs you've probably either noticed that I've been around Japan in the last 2 weeks or you're blind.

    Anyways, onto quality content this forum deserves. Picture of a few of, though not nearly all of, the places I took a shit in during my 2 week trip.


    The public bathroom on the first for of the Tokyo Fire Museum.


    Bathroom inside the Japari Cafe ft. Ceruleans watching you shit.


    The washroom of a public bathroom at a Buddhist temple in Hakone. Now I didn't take a photo of the actual toilet (though I should have) but it's not just a fucking squat toilet in a shack or anything. There was a proper western toilet with a top of the line heated toilet seat/bidet combo inside just like the one in the Fire Museum picture.


    A toilet in a Yakiniku place. Nothing really special about this, I just though it was funny that the bathroom was built long and the porcelain throne just sort of sat at one end of it while the entrance and sink was on the far side.

    Other interesting places I took a shit in that I don't have pictures of:

    Arai's parents' apartment
    A Japanese police station in Ito
    Iyapan Cafe
    Instant Ramen Museum
    Last edited by In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries; January 9th, 2018 at 10:31 PM.
    Code:
    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    That makes me think of Rin as a loan shark.
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