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    Kyokushi's Shitty Stories

    and now my butthole hurts

    What do?
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis Suncofold's Avatar
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    Masturbate.

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    I like where this is going.
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    Fascinating.

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    Was it a boy or a girl?

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    Where does Oscar the Grouch go to the bathroom?

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    Because somehow Kiritsugu managed to make GARcher look like a pussy.


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    Was it spicy?
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    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    It was like a Volcano in my anus
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    You should write a book describing your pain and anguish during that moment.

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    It would be the best horror novel ever

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    This has potential.

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    Fuck imouto, get power.

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    And so I sat there, an impending doom building in my anus. It was like a scene from aliens except instead of having a baby alien burst out of my chest, it would be bursting out of my asshole. I did not know when it would come, only that it would soon, and that it would be most painful. I leaned forward, building pressure in my intestinal area as my face contorted in effort. My asshole expanded to the size of a tennis ball as I forced the beast out and force it out I did. The most painful of experiences with the most reliving of feeling afterwards. I wiped my ass and stood up, looking at the monster that had wreaked havoc upon my rectum and bid it farewell. The beast was flushed down the toilet, never to be seen by man again.
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    [07:55:59] <Spinach> Take off your clothes Kirby
    [07:56:07] <Kirby> I'm in class
    
    [20:37:34] <Lian|phone> there is a such thing as lingerie for guys?
    [20:37:54] <Kyokushi> yea
    [20:37:57] <Kyokushi> they're called jockstraps
    [20:38:02] <Lian|phone> :o
    [20:38:07] * Lian|phone googles
    [20:38:10] <Kyokushi> NO
    [20:38:11] <Kyokushi> DON'T
    [20:40:07] <Lian|phone> okay
    [20:40:16] <Lian|phone> I don't think I should have googled that
    
    [12:59:30]  <Spinach> call me onii-chan, bitch
    [13:00:12]  <kroyo> imma fuck ur shit up onii-fam

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    Congratulations, your ass became a reproductive organ for a moment. Like in those Japanese pornographic comic books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyokushi View Post
    And so I sat there, an impending doom building in my anus. It was like a scene from aliens except instead of having a baby alien burst out of my chest, it would be bursting out of my asshole. I did not know when it would come, only that it would soon, and that it would be most painful. I leaned forward, building pressure in my intestinal area as my face contorted in effort. My asshole expanded to the size of a tennis ball as I forced the beast out and force it out I did. The most painful of experiences with the most reliving of feeling afterwards. I wiped my ass and stood up, looking at the monster that had wreaked havoc upon my rectum and bid it farewell. The beast was flushed down the toilet, never to be seen by man again.
    A+++ 10/10 would read again

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    This is the sort of sexual chicanery that makes me wonder about BL at times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos Greyblood View Post
    This is the sort of sexual chicanery that makes me wonder about BL at times.
    Chicanery?! THIS! IS! SHENANIGANS!



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    As a valued member of this forum with a highly regarded opinion, I give this thread the gold star award, for outstandingly witty, original content and deep, thought invoking writing.
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    Look, you can't just call something pedophilliac and expect everyone to believe you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    As a valued member of this forum with a highly regarded opinion, I give this thread the gold star award, for outstandingly witty, original content and deep, thought invoking writing.
    About taking a shit.


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    At leadt he tried to make it eloquent in his later adaptation of the tale.

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    Did you make a face like the one in your avatar?

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