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    What if Waver summoned Astolfo?

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    Oh boy. He'd also drag him around and Waver would fall madly in love with him because Astolfo is a trap. It'd be a whirlwind romance of the ages.

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    What if Shirou summoned
    Kiritsugu (Assassin) class
    Irisviel (Caster)
    Ilyasviel (Caster)
    Ishtar (Rin)
    or

    El-Melloi II (Rider)


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    What if Shirou summoned Lord Voldemort as a Caster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AsGryffynn View Post
    What if Shirou summoned Lord Voldemort as a Caster?
    I Imagine Old Voldy kills Shirou, uses magic to create an artificial anchor to keep himself around, and goes about doing Voldemort things (Taking over the World, murdering and enslaving Muggles, etc) but without a convenient Plot Wizard around to stop him.

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    You mean killing shirou, then getting turned into a wand by Medea like 3 hours later after she kicks his ass so hard pieces of his colon get lodged in the back of his teeth?
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    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    You mean killing shirou, then getting turned into a wand by Medea like 3 hours later after she kicks his ass so hard pieces of his colon get lodged in the back of his teeth?
    I mean if Voldemort was there as Caster presumably Medea wouldn't be.

    Although the idea of Saber!Medea getting in CQC with Rule Breaker is pretty amusing to me.

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    Pretty sure Medea was summoned before anything shirou did though, probably just ended up with two.

    go home grail, your drunk
    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    go home grail, your drunk
    Not gonna lie, the though of a Drunk Ilya scares me.

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    IIRC in HA she mentions she owns a brewery.
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    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    IIRC in HA she mentions she owns a brewery.
    Einzberns man....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirGauoftheSquareTable View Post
    Einzberns man....
    Did they make that godawful IPA I drank during Oktoberfest once?

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    Nah, they make a heavenly lager that you can't afford.

    Also you got hosed, man. IPA isn't German.

    What if Atrum summoned Medea Lily?
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walnut Sparks View Post
    Nah, they make a heavenly lager that you can't afford.

    Also you got hosed, man. IPA isn't German.

    What if Atrum summoned Medea Lily?
    Nah, they don't even sell their beer. They just have the brewery because they're German. As for if Atrum summoned Medea Lily, I think it would just take him longer to do something that will make her snap, and then he'll still die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AsGryffynn View Post
    Did they make that godawful IPA I drank during Oktoberfest once?
    they have distillery
    no beer

    i bet they make plastic vodka
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    Quote Originally Posted by You View Post
    they have distillery
    no beer

    i bet they make plastic vodka
    Nah nah, it's the expensive shit you have with caviar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by You View Post
    they have distillery
    no beer

    i bet they make plastic vodka
    A brewery isn't a distillery. I mean sure, if you're making certain liquors like whisky, you need to brew first, but distilling requires a whole different set of equipment.

    Quote Originally Posted by SirGauoftheSquareTable View Post
    Nah, they don't even sell their beer. They just have the brewery because they're German. As for if Atrum summoned Medea Lily, I think it would just take him longer to do something that will make her snap, and then he'll still die.
    So they... keep all the beer for themselves and their friends? Or they just own the facility but do nothing with it?

    Ohs, and, would Medea Lily still have her obsession with Saber?
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    I thought Ilya specifically mentioned they could make beer...though it’s been like 4 years since I read the scene so I could be wrong. Anyway yeah I don’t think they sell it. Ilya implied they just cask it up then just hang onto them until it’s time to get loaded

    einzbern keggers must be pretty sick
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    tfw you find out you'll never be invited to a kegger with a castle full of beautiful German maids.
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walnut Sparks View Post
    Ohs, and, would Medea Lily still have her obsession with Saber?
    Personally, I don't think so because that was a product of her older self's experiences, but since she has some shadow of her older self's memories, it might manifest in a different way. Maybe Saber is nee-san?

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