What if _________ was _________'s servant?

[DecieverSupreme]

I wanted to ask a question in the Shirou's servant thread, but the question involved Sakura instead of Shirou, so here goes.

What if Isaac from The Binding of Isaac was Sakura's servant? For those of you who don't know, Isaac is a traumatized child who escaped into his mother's basement because she went mad and heard the voice of God telling her to kill her son. There, he found a horde of monsters that tried to kill him, and he defended himself by...crying at them. Yeah, BoI isn't a happy game. For ideas on how he would work as a servant, you can read this:

http://bindingofisaac.wikia.com/wiki..._of_Isaac_Wiki

I imagine he would bond well with Sakura, considering their shared tragedy.

[legoguydude]

What if Gilgamesh was Kiritsugu's Servant? And Kieri assisted him with Assassin?

[Elf]

What if, instead of servant ganking Lancer, Kotomine got EMIYA Archer instead?

Let the trolling begin.

[The Curious Fan]

What if, instead of servant ganking Lancer, Kotomine got EMIYA Archer instead?

Let the trolling begin.

Kotomine dies immediately, Archer tracks down another master.

[mAc Chaos]

What if, instead of servant ganking Lancer, Kotomine got EMIYA Archer instead?

Let the trolling begin.

Write it.

Would he want to kill Shirou more, or Kotomine. THE STRUGGLE

[Elf]

Write it.

Would he want to kill Shirou more, or Kotomine. THE STRUGGLE

I have wanted to actually. But they would constantly be trolling each other, and everyone else.

Now, the thing is, does this mean Rin has to die? (I don't want Rin to die!)

Also, instead of Herc Berserker, Ilya somehow summons EMIYA Archer instead?

[YeOfLittleFaith]

I have wanted to actually. But they would constantly be trolling each other, and everyone else.

Now, the thing is, does this mean Rin has to die? (I don't want Rin to die!)

Also, instead of Herc Berserker, Ilya somehow summons EMIYA Archer instead?

It would end in a Lemon.
True story. I've read it.

[gwonbush]

The only question is who is trolled:
A: Archer
B: Kotomine
->C: Everybody Else
D: All of the Above

[Frantic Author]

Archer contracts Shirou in order to better watch his movements, and waits for him to go to sleep.

Then he murders him.

In the ​face.

[Prince Charon]

Archer Sakura is Rin's Servant, which both of them find puzzling, as Sakura wasn't known as a Hero in her lifetime, nor was she a Counter Guardian. As it turns out, all the Servants are wraiths this time, some or all of them being from various possible futures. Yes, I know this breaks some rules, Rin should probably rant about it.

Alternatively, this is a post HF AU Sakura who took up Shirou's ideals after he died, and ended up as a CG. No, she isn't going to try to kill herself, that's Shirou's schtick.

[Lycodrake]

No, she isn't going to try to kill herself, that's Shirou's schtick.

Don't you mean CG- or Archer-EMIYA's schtick? ^^;;;

Also...all of them being Wraiths just means Gil gets an easy win. No contest.

[Prince Charon]

Don't you mean CG- or Archer-EMIYA's schtick? ^^;;;

Also...all of them being Wraiths just means Gil gets an easy win. No contest.

Not necessarily. Nasuverse is all about loopholes, after all.

[Yog]

It probably should go to crossover thread, but I once again want to state that I dearly want to see Kirei summon Remo Williams into the fourth war. Chiun would do in a bind too. For several reason, not the least of which is that Kirei can be made whole by the Art. And the fact that Gilgamesh employed house of Sinanju during his time (it was before great Wang though, so he wouldn't know about the Art). And I want to hear Gilgamesh being called "dog meat"

If anyone is wandering what I'm talking about - Destroyer series of books.

[Tracer]

Kariya and Tamamo. Someone should make it.

[YeOfLittleFaith]

Kariya and Tamamo. Someone should make it.

She will do all in her power to make Kariya forget about that married hussy ~

PFFFFT. But seriously, that would be fun to see, if only for the lulz and hopes of a Kariya Happy End.

[DecieverSupreme]

Wait...Kariya gets Caster? Does...does this mean...Ryuunosuke gets Berserker? Oh no. OH NO.

[Tiresias]

Wait...Kariya gets Caster? Does...does this mean...Ryuunosuke gets Berserker? Oh no. OH NO.

Ryuunosuke dies five minute after the summoning? The War just got a whole brighter. And I approve of Tamamo doing her best to make Kariya forget the married hussie.

[Tracer]

Wait...Kariya gets Caster? Does...does this mean...Ryuunosuke gets Berserker? Oh no. OH NO.

Or Tamamo Summon a Berserker.. a fucking KYUUBI. Or using Zouken relic for Lancelot again.
Oh god. Lancelot with Tamamo as master. FUCK.

[Milbunk]

For the lulz you should just give Uryuu Arcueid as a Berserker that would both take care of the mana issue and would be interesting to see.

[Gabriulio]

What if Counter Guardian TOHSAKA was Tokiomi's Servant?