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    ...Oh god, Hymm's gotten into 'Looking For Group'.

    Now I can't get the idea of Richard being summoned as Caster in Fate/Zero out of my head. Damn you, Hymn!
    A profound assessment of fanfiction, in general.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ars Poetica View Post
    ...Oh god, Hymm's gotten into 'Looking For Group'.

    Now I can't get the idea of Richard being summoned as Caster in Fate/Zero out of my head. Damn you, Hymn!
    Echoing the Damn you, Hymn! sentiment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ars Poetica View Post
    ...Oh god, Hymm's gotten into 'Looking For Group'.

    Now I can't get the idea of Richard being summoned as Caster in Fate/Zero out of my head. Damn you, Hymn!
    ....Wow, that is a fun idea, isn't? In fact it's freaking awesome. GO TEAM ATROCITY! KILL THEM WITH FIRE AND COLD!

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    Echoing the Damn you, Hymn! sentiment.
    And I need to mark done two more names for my tally. Yay!
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
    I refuse to believe that any eroge scene with Taiga would not make allusions to her Christmas Cake status, and this being Nasu, include references to making a cake. Stirring the batter, whisking the eggs, swirl the mixture around....
    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam
    ....

    IS THIS REVENGE, HYMN? REVENGE FOR ALL THE ABUSE I PUT YOU THROUGH?
    That's all, folks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guy, Vlad_the_II (3 times), Radiantbeam (5 times), YeOfLittleFaith, Ars Poetica, The Curious Fan, Raven2785, zhead
    Damn you Hymn.
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    Bless you Hymn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ars Poetica View Post
    ...Oh god, Hymm's gotten into 'Looking For Group'.

    Now I can't get the idea of Richard being summoned as Caster in Fate/Zero out of my head. Damn you, Hymn!
    I can just see Richard raising all those children as loyal zombies and posing as an orphanage.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattias View Post
    I can just see Richard raising all those children as loyal zombies and posing as an orphanage.....
    "This? Oh, this is my orphanage. It's a nice place. Would you like to adopt one of these cute youngsters?"

    "...His arm just fell off."

    "He was in the war."

    "...I'll... Ah... I'll just be going then."

    "Well, since I can't convince you, there's a nice church on a hilltop with lots of kids! You'll love it!"
    A profound assessment of fanfiction, in general.

    Apparently, I'm okay at writing quests. Neat.


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    Richard and Kotomine would enjoy each other right?

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    Richard and Kirei.
    In a musical. The long awaited sequel to "Slaughter Your World".

    WRITE IT.



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    Lightbulb We Don't Have a Heart ~ A duet between Kotomine Kirei... and Richard the Warlock


    “Kirei! My man!”

    “Oh, Caster. It’s you.” Kirei looked to his Servant, Archer. “Are you going to bombard me with…”

    “Fire and cold? No, no. Although it is very tempting. But, well, you see, Kirei, I noticed a sort of spark in you.”

    “…define “spark”.”

    “You and I aren’t that dissimilar. We take pleasure from the agony of others.”

    Kirei looked at Archer… Gilgamesh sighed. “You want to do this here?” Kirei nodded. Archer shrugged and summoned a golden set of drums. The tempo began…

    “Look at them crying, it feels so ri~ight…”

    Richard grinned, “His hands around her throat, oh so ti~ight…”

    “None to protect them, for… all around them…”

    “We are here to watch them cry…!” and Richard pulled out an electric guitar.

    “For they are the meek and we’re the stro~ong…”

    “My rotting arms will keep things nice and wro~ong…!”

    “The bond between them has been broken…!”

    They leaned upon each other now and in unison sand, “We will be here to watch them cry!”

    “‘Cause we don’t have a heart…!
    No, we don’t have a heart…!
    From this day on! Now and forever mo~ore!

    We don’t have a heart…!
    No matter what they say…!
    We’ll torture them and laugh, always!”

    Richard stepped back and strummed his guitar, “They can not understand the way we fe~el… Because they don’t trust what they can’t explain…!”

    “I know we’re different but, deep inside us, we’re not that different at all!”

    They looked at each other for a moment. Archer looked up past the drums, “Oi! No homo! It ruins the mood!”

    “We don’t have a heart…!
    No, we don’t have a heart…!
    From this day on! Now and forever mo~ore!” Kirei almost laughed that last line out.

    “Listen to their screams, ‘cause how can they know?”

    “We need their pain to have, to ho~old…!”

    “They’ll see in time… I kno~ow…!”

    “When destiny calls you, you must be strong…!”

    “Look at them cry and try to hold o~on…!”

    “They’ll see in time, I kno~ow…!”

    “We’ll show them together…!”

    Then Richard started playing on the guitar. Hard. A microphone emerged from the Gate of Babylon in front of Kirei. He grabbed it with both hands and…!

    “‘Cause we don’t have a heart!
    No, we don’t have a heart!
    From this day on, now and forever mo~ore!”

    “We don’t have a heart…!
    No matter what they say…!
    We’ll torture them and laugh, always!”

    Kirei and Richard leaned back and laughed with each other by the end of it. Meanwhile, in the pews, Kariya looked up and blinked once or twice with his one good eye. “…what the fuck?”
    A profound assessment of fanfiction, in general.

    Apparently, I'm okay at writing quests. Neat.


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    CHALLENGE MAGNIFICENTLY COMPLETED!




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    .....It's not related to the story, but screw it. It's awesome. I'm setting up a link.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
    I refuse to believe that any eroge scene with Taiga would not make allusions to her Christmas Cake status, and this being Nasu, include references to making a cake. Stirring the batter, whisking the eggs, swirl the mixture around....
    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam
    ....

    IS THIS REVENGE, HYMN? REVENGE FOR ALL THE ABUSE I PUT YOU THROUGH?
    That's all, folks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guy, Vlad_the_II (3 times), Radiantbeam (5 times), YeOfLittleFaith, Ars Poetica, The Curious Fan, Raven2785, zhead
    Damn you Hymn.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach, KAIZA (2 times), Old_Iron, YeOfLittleFaith (2 times), Trevelyan, ianmuff, ZidanReign, Sage of Eyes, legoguydude, KooriRenchuu, Break, Keyne
    Bless you Hymn.

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    Shall we add "Lord of Dance" to Hymn's titles now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riven View Post
    Shall we add "Lord of Dance" to Hymn's titles now?
    And lady of Magma.

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    I have no idea what I just read, but I do know it was awesome.



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    Notice, I never said whether or not Gil was male or female. It's unisex!
    A profound assessment of fanfiction, in general.

    Apparently, I'm okay at writing quests. Neat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Riven View Post
    Shall we add "Lord of Dance" to Hymn's titles now?
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    And lady of Magma.
    You guys are gonna force me to cram far too much into my title, aren't you?

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    I have no idea what I just read, but I do know it was awesome.
    In my sig is a Youtube link. Watch it. Love it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ars Poetica View Post
    Notice, I never said whether or not Gil was male or female. It's unisex!
    Hmm....fair enough.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
    I refuse to believe that any eroge scene with Taiga would not make allusions to her Christmas Cake status, and this being Nasu, include references to making a cake. Stirring the batter, whisking the eggs, swirl the mixture around....
    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam
    ....

    IS THIS REVENGE, HYMN? REVENGE FOR ALL THE ABUSE I PUT YOU THROUGH?
    That's all, folks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guy, Vlad_the_II (3 times), Radiantbeam (5 times), YeOfLittleFaith, Ars Poetica, The Curious Fan, Raven2785, zhead
    Damn you Hymn.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach, KAIZA (2 times), Old_Iron, YeOfLittleFaith (2 times), Trevelyan, ianmuff, ZidanReign, Sage of Eyes, legoguydude, KooriRenchuu, Break, Keyne
    Bless you Hymn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    I have no idea what I just read, but I do know it was awesome.
    FOR PONY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    In my sig is a Youtube link. Watch it. Love it.
    Yes sir!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok View Post
    You guys are gonna force me to cram far too much into my title, aren't you?
    You are currently:
    Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, The Lord of Dance, The Mistress of Magma, and The Mayor of a Small Village up The Coast.

    ...Also Lord Ashendale, but we don't talk about that do we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riven View Post
    You are currently:
    Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, The Lord of Dance, The Mistress of Magma, and The Mayor of a Small Village up The Coast.

    Yes, that is indeed the sum of my titles. There are (currently) no others.

    For sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hymn of Ragnarok
    I refuse to believe that any eroge scene with Taiga would not make allusions to her Christmas Cake status, and this being Nasu, include references to making a cake. Stirring the batter, whisking the eggs, swirl the mixture around....
    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam
    ....

    IS THIS REVENGE, HYMN? REVENGE FOR ALL THE ABUSE I PUT YOU THROUGH?
    That's all, folks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guy, Vlad_the_II (3 times), Radiantbeam (5 times), YeOfLittleFaith, Ars Poetica, The Curious Fan, Raven2785, zhead
    Damn you Hymn.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach, KAIZA (2 times), Old_Iron, YeOfLittleFaith (2 times), Trevelyan, ianmuff, ZidanReign, Sage of Eyes, legoguydude, KooriRenchuu, Break, Keyne
    Bless you Hymn.

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    Actually Hymn can drop the title of Mayor...uh how far have you gotten in LFG Hymn?

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