Every night I will sleep peacefully at the thought of Shinji gagging on the reality that the hyper-religious school girl he was failing to hit on was actually Kirei. Trolling him.
Such glorious radiance... I am unworthy, my Lord. Zalgo, in this fic, you are the Shepard of my eyes.
...Now that I read what I just wrote, that comes off as being very creepy.