Originally Posted by
thejaquio
You know, I always thought it would be interesting to have a Counter Guardian Shinji summoned as a Servant. Shit would be freaking sweet, having, like, a one-on-one duel with EMIYA and crap like that.
Like, after the events of UBW, Shinji gets a job as a male model, but his true ambition to to become a rockstar. However, he eventually finds that he is only able to play hardcore metal very well, so he decides to do that instead and basically creates what basically amounts to Dethklok and Detroit Metal City's bastard child. He proceeds to take over the metal world with his fucking epic music, ridiculous antics, and his amazing good looks. However, since he's also basically Dethklok at this point, he ends up slaughtering all his fans whenever they come to his concert... and that's how he becomes a hero. Because the Counterforce is leading him to kill all the hardcore metalheads that would otherwise destroy mankind by plunging society into anarchy and he's doing it just by rocking really fucking hard. And thus, he became a hero who saved the world every other concert.
Then he retired and did a ton of porn.
While we're at it, Ayako would summon him by using one of her metal CDs. He has a Mystic Face that's so overwhelmingly powerful that it makes everyone who looks at it want to get fucked by him, even guys (ESPECIALLY guys). His Noble Phantasm is his massive cock, and while it's powerful and big enough to go against Excalibur in melee without Shinji having to lift a finger, it has a powerful ability. During his lifetime, Shinji, from fucking so many metalhead chicks and from doing all that porno, contracted SAIDS, which could be Super AIDS, but is more likely Shinji AIDS. He's unaffected by it, though. As soon as he assfucks another Servant, they automatically shrivel up and die even as they ahegao from taking in Shinji's legendary girth.
And that's why Shinji would make the best Servant.
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