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    What if (Almost) Everybody was Shirou's Servant?

    Fate/Stay Night Fan Fiction.

    Tentative Name: "Emiya-san and the Seven Servants"

    XXX

    “Onii-chan, wake up. It’s time for your execution.”

    Emiya Shirou thought that he was a pretty nice guy. At the very least he couldn’t think of any reason he would have made any enemies – even Shinji, who occasionally complained about his sister visiting him too often, was still on speaking terms with him. He had been sure that he had not wronged anybody on purpose and if he had then certainly not to the degree of making people want to kill him.

    And yet, here he was, in his bedroom dressed in his pajamas…staring at the girl who had just barged into his home in the dead of night. Though it took a moment he realized he couldn’t even recognize her, and if he had ever met a girl that had the kind of long white hair and red eyes she had he definitely would have recalled her. To begin with, you only saw that kind of character in an anime or a game – and it seemed a little unreal for one to invade her room like she did.

    “I see, I haven’t woken up yet,” he said with a nod. He had to admit, however, that there was probably something wrong with him, if he dreamt about little girls running into his room calling him Onii-chan when he didn’t even have a sister. He wasn’t perverted like Shinji was – at least he didn’t think he was.

    “On the bright side, at least it isn’t that kind of dream. She’s only trying to kill me, after all.”

    The girl stared back at him, before giggling. “You’re so silly Onii-chan. However,” she continued, her lips forming a mischievous smile. “You really should wake up.”

    All of a sudden, a grey giant appeared beside his bed – standing over Shirou with a stern expression. Before the young man could even react to the mountain of muscle seeming to materialize out of thin air his shirt was grabbed by a massive hand that raised Shirou into the air. Then, with an almost lazy throw, the giant tossed Shirou through the bedroom door.

    Ilya whistled appreciatively after watching Shirou sail over her head. Then, just as Shirou picked himself up off of the ground she walked over – taking in the expression on his face as he shakily got back onto his feet. As he realized, quite painfully, that this wasn’t a dream after all, the shock and confusion slowly turned to dread and panic.

    “Just wait a second,” he said hastily. “Look I don’t even know who you are – I haven’t even seen you before today!”

    “Ah, of course,” the girl said with a covered gasp, as though that fact had just been pointed out. Then, she curtsied politely before him, as though she hadn’t just told him that he was going to be killed just moments before. “I’m Ilyasviel von Einzbern, and this is my servant Berserker.”

    “That’s not really the issue here,” Shirou said, honestly not caring what his killers’ names would be. “Look, I bet you don’t even know who I am!”

    “You’re Emiya Shirou, aren’t you Onii-chan?” Ilya asked, tilting her head curiously.

    He blinked. “Well…yes.”

    “Then you’re the person I’m looking for after all.”

    If he could have risked it, Shirou would have face palmed right there.

    “Okay,” he said, getting more unnerved about the situation the longer their conversation went – but at least the longer they talked the longer he had to think about it. How had she even gotten past the alarm without him knowing? Or better yet – “So you know who I am, but why are you trying to kill me?”

    “Ah, times up,” Ilya said, looking at a nonexistent watch on her wrist. “The time for questions is up – you should start running if you want to live.”

    Shirou looked at her, and then to the man called Berserker behind her. Sometime during their discussion the giant had pulled out a giant axe club from nowhere – and it was simple enough to understand what Berserker planned to do with it. Though it hurt simply to look at the sharp, jagged edges of the weapon, it would be far worse actually feel it dig into him as it tore him apart, however quickly it would be.

    “Well,” the girl said, raising a brow. “What are you waiting for?”

    This girl was serious. She was seriously going to kill him.

    “Run.”

    XXX

    Emiya Shirou ran for his life. Scrambling through his house, he hoped that the giant’s size would get in the way of the attempted murder in progress. He had no such luck today, however. As he ran sounds of crashing – of walls being torn open as if they were made of paper, could clearly be heard behind him, usually followed by a guttural, almost inhuman roar. Against his better judgment he glanced over his shoulder to see his greatest fear confirmed – Berserker was simply charging through any obstacles, in a straight line towards the boy. Berserker didn’t even need to swing his sword to knock things away; he simply went through them as though he were a bulldozer, and the man only continued to catch up with him.

    Suddenly, Shirou decided he had to change his plan. Changing directions, he broke towards his household’s backyard, hoping that he could at least get to his workhouse. At least there he could find some sort of improvised weapon, even though he couldn’t be sure just how effective it would be against his assailant. Still, it was better than just being run down like road kill.

    He dashed barefoot across the empty field. In his mind, he counted down the meters until he would reach the workhouse doors – trying to ignore the quickly shrinking distance between him and the enemy behind him.

    Twenty meters.

    Fifteen meters.

    Ten.

    As he neared the door, he felt hope rise inside of his chest. For a moment, he believed that he might stand a chance of making through it alive.

    It was naïve, however. Dropping out of the sky, a familiar figure landed in the ground in front of me, a few cracks forming in the earth where he had fallen. Shirou barely stopped himself in time avoid crashing into the servant, luckily tumbling out of the way when the axe club swung down into the space he had occupied just a second earlier.
    He rolled back onto his feet immediately, but froze when he noticed Berserker wasn’t following up his attack. Though he knew he should keep running, he finally understood that it wouldn’t matter if he tried. He was completely at the mercy of Berserker’s whims.

    “You’ve already given up running Onii-chan?” a disappointed voice behind him asked.

    No wait – not Berserker’s whims. The girl’s.

    Shirou didn’t dare turn around to face the girl and turn his back to Berserker. If he was going to die, he’d die facing his killer. “This is just a game to you, isn’t Ilyasviel?”

    “I was hoping I could see you run around a little longer.”

    “Sorry to disappoint.”

    “Well then, if you’re not going to play…Berserker, finish him!”

    The servant looked at Shirou, raising its club high into the air. Shirou rose to his feet, ready to meet it.

    “Just to make sure,” he asked, hoping to clear one last thing up. “It’s only me you’re after, right?”

    “If you’re worried about your friends – don’t worry. I only came after you tonight, Onii-chan.”

    “Ah…well that’s good.”

    The axe club came down. Shirou closed his eyes, waiting for the inevitable, but the inevitable never happened. Instead, what came were a sound of stone against steel and a wave of air harmlessly passing over him.

    He opened one eye, and then another. Standing between him and Berserker were six new figures. Two of them, a pair of swordsmen – one a samurai, the other an armored knight - used their blades to lock Berserker’s weapon in place. Another, a blindfolded woman in an amazingly short dress, wielded a chain that was wrapped around the axe club, helping hold it down. Yet another, a spearman dressed in blue held a blood red lance at the man’s throat. Finally, another two, a cloaked figure and a man in a red coat, stood off to either side – simply watching the giant.

    Behind him, he heard Ilyasviel gasp in horror. Whoever these people were, it was clear she saw them as an enemy as well. Before he could ask what was going on, however, Berserker roared – tossing aside the obstacles that had gotten in his way. Then, breaking through the line of Shirou’s mysterious allies, he barreled towards Ilya, picking her up before jumping away.

    “So, they got away,” the man in red said, sounding amused.

    “Quiet, it’s not like you did anything!” the blue one shouted, rising back onto his feet.

    “Of course. I thought you guys would be able to handle things fine. Forgive me for overestimating you.”

    “Why you…”

    “Though I loathe letting them go,” the knight interjected before an argument could explode between them. Now that Shirou looked closer, he could tell that she was a young woman. “It would be unwise to chase after them, as disorganized as we are.”

    “Speaking of which,” the samurai said. “How did this even happen?”

    The man in red shrugged. “Who knows? Maybe our friend here screwed up the summoning ritual so much he accidentally managed a miracle.”

    “Not that I don’t appreciate your help,” Shirou said, finally speaking up. “But…just what’s going on?”

    The six figures turned to him, exchanging a few looks between them. “I suppose there’s no point in delaying it, after all. We have to do that,” the spearman said, shrugging.

    “Hey – don’t ignore me!”

    “Ah, yes, that,” the samurai said with a smile, as if he were intentionally trying to annoy Shirou.

    “What do you guys mean by that?!”

    “Of course, of course, that is very important,” the man in red said, this time definitely trying to annoy Shirou.

    “What they mean by that is a question we must ask of you,” the knight said, giving the other servants a stern look.

    “A question?” Shirou asked, blinking.

    “Are you my master?” the cloaked figure asked, finally speaking up for the first time.

    “Are you my master?” repeated the samurai.

    “Are you really my master?” asked the spearman, raising a brow.

    “I can’t believe you’re my master!” the man in red said, exasperated.

    “At least do this properly!” chided the knight, before adding, “Are you my master?”

    “Yes, yes, are you my master?” the man said.

    “...there is no reason to ask,” the blindfolded woman said, as the others looked towards her for her turn. “This man is without a doubt my master.”

    Shirou stared at the group. “To be honest, none of that helped me figure out what is happening at all.”

    XXX


    Tohsaka Rin made it no secret that she fancied herself as a genius – and she was entirely correct. Whether it was as a student, as a practitioner of majutsu, or even as a martial artist, there were very few people she knew that could hold a candle to her. However, she certainly wasn't perfect, and she was prone to making mistakes. Not all the time, but when something went wrong it went terribly wrong.

    And today, something had gone terribly, terribly wrong.

    For instance, today she had forgotten to set the clocks back because of Daylight Savings Time. That little, inconsequential mistake caused her to wake up an hour earlier than she wanted to, go to school an hour earlier than she had planned and, perhaps most tragically, she almost missed the timing of her greatest hour of power. It was a mistake only an amateur would make, and it would have cost her dearly when she had tried to summon her desired servant, Saber.

    Yet, even after preparing the ritual, reciting the words, and doing everything that she had been required to do for the summoning…nothing came out. Sure, there was a bright red light that appeared as she finished the last step, but even that flickered for a moment before dying completely. Unless her servant was invisible, she had failed to summon anything at all; not even the command seals, which were supposed to carve themselves onto her body, had made their presence known.

    “…no, that can’t be right…”

    She double checked the clocks and made sure she had started the spell when she reached the height of her power. Even if she had done something wrong (which she was sure she hadn’t), her own magical power would have compensated for an imperfect ritual for her. Maybe she wouldn’t have summoned the servant she was after, or maybe something would go wrong and it would end up in a different location than she had expected, but for the summoning ritual to completely fizzle out…? In the past, people had even managed to summon servants completely on accident – so why couldn’t she?

    Just to make sure she had done things properly, she redid the ritual. The same thing happened: No summoning, no command seals, and most of all no servant.

    Something was wrong.

    “Argh!” she yelled in frustration. How in the world had this even happened? Though she hated to go to Kotomine for help, she had no choice in the matter.

    “What do you mean all seven servants have already been summoned?! You told me there had only been one summoned up until today.”

    “I was quite surprised as well,” the priest said, on the other side of the phone call. He genuinely seemed surprised, but there was a hint of amusement in his voice that irked Rin to no end. “It seems that just half an hour ago the last six servants were summoned.”

    “All of them?!”

    “Yes. All of them, at the same time apparently.”

    Her heart sank. Then… “Wait, you said half an hour ago?”

    “Yes. Unfortunately, if you wanted to summon a servant it seems that you should have done it…oh, about an hour ago.”

    A moment passed. Then, Kotomine had to pull the phone away from his ear as he heard an incomprehensible scream come out through the line.

    XXX

    Emiya Shirou hadn’t gone to bed yesterday expecting to be attacked by a small girl and a giant man wielding a weapon bigger than most people. He also hadn’t expected to be saved by a group of six people calling them servants, right when he thought he was going to die; this, he wasn’t really going to complain about since he particularly enjoyed not being killed.

    People die when they are killed, you know.

    He also hadn’t expected to spend the next hour sitting in his destroyed living room, sitting around a table that was far too small for the group gathered, listening to his saviors proclaim themselves to be his servants and talk about something called a Holy Grail War. It was a lot to take in, however.

    At the very least, he figured out what their names were…or rather, what they called themselves. The female knight was called Saber, the blue spearman was called Lancer. The main in red, despite not wielding any visible bow, called himself Archer, and amazingly the samurai wasn’t called Katana or Samurai but, instead, Assassin. The cloaked figure, who removed her hood to reveal the face of a blue haired woman with pointed ears named herself as Caster, which Shirou presumed meant that she could cast spells, and the woman with a blindfold bore the name Rider.

    Each one was a servant meant to aid their master in a war against other servants and masters. Normally, each team was a pair, like Ilyasviel and Berserker had been.

    “I take it this is highly unusual then,” Shirou said, glancing around the people he had summoned, “For one master to call out six servants.”

    “More than one generally doesn’t happen,” Saber admitted, clearly worried about these turn of events. “But fortunately, it’s a mystery that works in your favor.”

    “My favor…huh…”

    “Yes,” Caster said softly, though it sounded as though she was still trying to make sense of it like Shirou was. “With six servants at your side, and one enemy, this should be a particularly quick war.”

    “I don’t particularly like the idea of ganging up on a girl and her oversized attack dog,” Lancer said, scowling.

    “Neither do I,” Assassin said, nodding in agreement. “However, if it’s what the master desires…”

    “I don’t think he knows what he wants himself,” Archer said, crossing his arms. “It doesn’t seem like he understands just what kind of situation he’s in.”

    “No, I think I get it,” Shirou said, holding up a hand. “I summoned all of you somehow, and now we have to defeat that girl’s Berserker before we can receive the Holy Grail.”

    “More or less,” Archer said. “However, due to you summoning so many of us at once, it appears that we are…weakened.”

    “Weakened?”

    “Yes. Generally, one master supports one servant,” Caster said, taking control of the explanation. “To support six servants would mean dividing the power each one received by six. Even if one was an extraordinary magus-”

    “Which he clearly isn’t,” Archer interjected. “I can’t believe our master is this weak.”

    “-each of his servants would still be severely underprovided for,” Caster continued, ignoring Archer. “To compensate for this, it appears that our strength has been diminished from what it should have been. It seems likely that, even with the six of us working together, we would have a tough battle ahead of us if we challenged Berserker head on.”

    “That is, if the six of us can even work together,” Lancer said, shooting a look towards Archer and Caster. Caster simply ignored him, while Archer shrugged.

    “So this girl, Ilyasviel,” Shirou said, thinking back to the attack. “She attacked me because I became part of this war?”

    “Probably not, Master,” Rider said, kneeling before Shirou. “After all, she attacked you before you summoned any of us, and she seemed surprised when you did manage to call us.”

    “Anybody would,” Shirou pointed out. “When all six of you appeared at once.”

    “In any case, whatever her reasons for trying to kill you are, it isn’t likely because you were going to be or even could have been a master.”

    Shirou sighed. So, it seemed he still had no idea why Ilyasviel had attacked him out of nowhere or anything else about her at all. The only thing he understood was that she happened to be a master in the same war he was supposed to fight in now, and that she could come back at any time.

    “So, what will you do now, Master?” Saber asked, her eyes seeming to pierce through Shirou. “Shall we go after Ilyasviel and Berserker?”

    “No, let’s not,” Shirou said, shaking his head. “I don’t particularly like trying to kill a little girl even after she tried to kill me. War or no war, we can wait for her to come to us.”

    “But…”

    “There’s no guarantee that she’ll even come back, right?”

    “I highly doubt she’ll give up after trying to kill you once, Master,” Saber said, resisting the urge to roll her eyes.
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    Rin Zouken Everyone is going to kill him as soon as they figure out he just broke Heaven's Feel.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mereo Flere View Post
    As I neared the door, I felt hope rise inside of me. For a moment, I believed that I would might stand a chance of making through it alive.
    Why so suddenly first person?

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    This is strangely and completely awesome.

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    Because I am a stupid poopy head who's been switching between writing different fics all morning and didn't notice that mistake.

    Thanks for pointing that out, ringlhach.

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    You're welcome. I've got this sudden image of "DOGPILE ON SHIROU" going on, though, and EMIYA just standing off to the side, facepalming.

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    I have a sudden image of Caster, Saber, and Rider fighting over Shirou. Also, Assassin, Archer, and Lancer bro trio!

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    This fic seems to be rather interesting.

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    I can't really describe my reaction to this. I laughed like a mad man with the "are you my master?" bit totally gonna keep reading it as you make more.

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    This is gold. Pure gold. This is so golden that it'd even blind Gilgamesh!

    Also

    “I can’t believe you’re my master!”
    My little Master can't be this lame!
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    A stroke of genius, this be.
    McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
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    I have high hopes for this.

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    This fic looks interesting, I can't wait to see more.

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    As the other said, really promising fic. Keep going at it.

    Also, why I'm picturing now EMIYA with his trollface going like: "Well, as all of us have the same master and then we won't fight against us, let's introduce ourselves. You are Arturia, you are Cu chulain, you are Medea, you are Medusa and you are a guy who is as good as the legend said Kojiroh Sasaki is. Close enough?"

    Spoiler:
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    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
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    AC!Rin. Fixing problems one moan at a time.
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    Denizens of another dimension, meet Rin Tohsaka, Tsundere of Mass Destruction
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    I thought EMIYA would be more like, "So none of us are getting enough prana. You sure you don't wanna do mana transfer with us all?" trollface

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    Quote Originally Posted by eddyak View Post
    I thought EMIYA would be more like, "So none of us are getting enough prana. You sure you don't wanna do mana transfer with us all?" trollface
    Shirou: You know what? Fuck yourself.
    Archer: With pleasure. *trollface*
    Shirou: Hey whadaya... ARGH!


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    Rider and Caster are the only ones who we know are aware of mana transfer via sex (Caster used this with Kuzuki and Rider used sex and blood rather obviously.) I imagine they would quickly try to get him alone and boost themselves. Though Archer might know about it if his war progressed down a way to bring it up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    Shirou: You know what? Fuck yourself.
    Archer: With pleasure. *trollface*
    Shirou: Hey whadaya... ARGH!
    Shirou: Whatthefuckareyouaaaaaaaahn!
    Archer: Try not to clench.
    Saber: ........... I'm okay with this.

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    Fu-fujoshi...!?
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    This fic made my day.


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