Original Author: windfeather
Original Post: http://www.ptt.cc/man/TypeMoon/D2FC/...072.A.6BC.html
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Should be read along with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIbxk7idYA
We Hellenes are descended from Hercules himself......
Taught never to retreat, never to surrender,
Taught that conquest on the battlefield is the greatest glory we could achieve in this life......
(Soldiers: Plunder! Gold, Food, Women!)
Alexander......
The bro-est king the world has ever known......
INSPIRED BY VISUAL NOVELIST
KINOKO NASU
ACCALIMED AUTHOR OF
"FATE/STAY NIGHT" AND "TSUKIHIME"
Waver: They came with the silent shadows from the blackness......
Countless masked
in black robes approaches
Gilgamesh: Be afraid! Fuyuki will burn to the ground!
A thousand blades of the King descend upon you!
Ripples in the air, the Gate of Babylon expands!
Rider: You threaten my with slavery and death.
His thick arms around the waist of his bloodied Waver
Gilgamesh: This is !
Rider: ?
He looked at the Waver in his arms
And smiled.....
way of kingship!!!!
ALEXANDER
!!!!
Rider: We shall stand and conquer!
(Waver: What are you going to conquer in a internet cafe?......)
Rider: A new has been released, the newest !
(Waver: Stop! Alright, I'll buy that game for you!
Ahh♡!!......No, not there, not there!)
3000 Heroic Spirits
THEY WERE 3000 MEN
(Waver: Is this......a Reality Marble!?)
(Tokiomi: Impossible! How can a man who is no magus......)
Rider: And all will know, the three thousand of Alexander───────!!!
(Gilgamesh: How could it be, all Servants?)
(Saber: Is this, his way of kingship?)
Defending against millions of Noble Phantasms
AGAINST A MILLION!
Rider: ───────Gave their last breath defending Waver!
(Ionian Hetairoi: Waver! Waver! Waver!)
,
their Treasury!
IN HELL!!!
(Soldiers: Plunder! Gold, Wine, Noble Phantasms!)
The King of Heroes' Treasury expands,
And a hailstorm of blades is launched.
In the swirling dusts of the desert,
True men step forwards fearlessly.
Rider: Give up nothing, but take from them, every !
Parrying with their weapons,
Catching with their hands, blocking with their bodies,
The storm of weapons cannot break their invincible spirit.
COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
Rider: We're in for one wild night.
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All credits go to the original author. Similarly, all faults in this translation are mine.
I hope the hilarity in the original language was preserved.
Note: the original author consistently used "Alexander" over "Iskander". And, as you'll see if you take a look at the original post, most of his rubies are in English already, so that's one more thing I can't translate.