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    [Translation][One-Shot][Parody] 3000

    Original Author: windfeather
    Original Post: http://www.ptt.cc/man/TypeMoon/D2FC/...072.A.6BC.html

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    Should be read along with this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIbxk7idYA



    We Hellenes are descended from Hercules himself...
    ...



    (Berserker:
    Really!?
    ■■■■■■■■■■■■!?
    )



    Taught never to retreat, never to surrender,
    Taught that conquest on the battlefield is the greatest glory we could achieve in this life
    ......


    (Soldiers: Plunder! Gold, Food, Women!)


    Alexander......
    The bro-est king the world has ever known......






    INSPIRED BY VISUAL NOVELIST
    KINOKO NASU
    ACCALIMED AUTHOR OF
    "FATE/STAY NIGHT" AND "TSUKIHIME"






    Waver: They came with the silent shadows from the blackness......



    Countless masked
    Assassins
    men
    in black robes approaches



    Gilgamesh: Be afraid! Fuyuki will burn to the ground!
    A thousand blades of the King descend upon you!



    Ripples in the air, the Gate of Babylon expands!


    Rider: You threaten my
    Waver
    master
    with slavery and death.


    His thick arms around the waist of his bloodied Waver


    Gilgamesh: This is
    Gay
    Madness
    !



    Rider:
    Gay
    Madness
    ?



    He looked at the Waver in his arms
    And smiled.....




    This is
    THIS
    my
    IS
    way of kingship!!!!
    ALEXANDER
    !!!!





    Rider: We shall stand and conquer!





    (Waver: What are you going to conquer in a internet cafe?......)



    Rider: A new
    Grand Strategy
    game
    has been released, the newest
    Grand Strategy
    game
    !



    (Waver: Stop! Alright, I'll buy that game for you!
    Ahh♡!!......No, not there, not there!)






    3000 Heroic Spirits
    THEY WERE 3000 MEN







    (Waver: Is this......a Reality Marble!?)



    (Tokiomi: Impossible! How can a man who is no magus......)



    Rider: And all will know, the three thousand
    brothers
    warriors
    of Alexander───────!!!



    (Gilgamesh: How could it be, all Servants?)



    (Saber: Is this, his way of kingship?)





    Defending against millions of Noble Phantasms
    AGAINST A MILLION!







    Rider: ───────Gave their last breath defending Waver!




    (Ionian Hetairoi: Waver! Waver! Waver!)



    Brothers
    SOLDIERS!
    Tonight
    TONIGHT
    ,
    we
    WE
    plunder
    DINE
    their Treasury!
    IN HELL!!!







    (Soldiers: Plunder! Gold, Wine, Noble Phantasms!)



    The King of Heroes' Treasury expands,

    And a hailstorm of blades is launched.

    In the swirling dusts of the desert,

    True men step forwards fearlessly.



    Rider: Give up nothing, but take from them, every
    Noble Phantasm
    thing
    !




    Parrying with their weapons,

    Catching with their hands, blocking with their bodies,

    The storm of weapons cannot break their invincible spirit.






    FATE/ALEXANDER
    3000

    COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU


    Rider: We're in for one wild night.


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    All credits go to the original author. Similarly, all faults in this translation are mine.
    I hope the hilarity in the original language was preserved.



    Note: the original author consistently used "Alexander" over "Iskander". And, as you'll see if you take a look at the original post, most of his rubies are in English already, so that's one more thing I can't translate.
    Last edited by isaac2314; April 27th, 2013 at 07:09 PM.

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    Preformance Pertension SeiKeo's Avatar
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    JP fandom needs to share more of this stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    what did i just read
    He never sleeps. He never dies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeopardBear View Post
    JP fandom needs to share more of this stuff.
    Looks to be Chinese actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kotonoha View Post
    Looks to be Chinese actually.
    That is correct.

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    Rofl @

    Gay
    Madness





    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster;
    And treat those two impostors just the same,

    -Ruyard Kipling, "If"

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    This is the best thing I've seen in a while. Props, for the translation.
    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

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    This is kinda priceless. Kudos.



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