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    Arch-Magos Winter's Forge World: Drabbles from the Tech-Priest of Beasts Lair

    OK, this is my first time doing shit like this, so please, be gentle. At least use machine oil for gods sakes. I'm going to use this thread for multiple things, Dares, Rants/Lectures, and Snippets that have nowhere else to go.


    Dares
    Dolly's Dare: Ilya Shirou fluff: First post
    Crystal Watchers Dare: Berserker vs The Pop Can
    Geeks Dare
    Kiiams Dare: Kiritsugu Ilya Iri fluff
    Rants/Lectures
    Grimdark
    M.I.C.E., and why it matters: Page One
    Snippets
    Bound in Chains of Madness
    Another Night at the Opera

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    “Onii-chan…”

    Shirou felt a tug at his sleeve as he cooked.

    “Can we go into the city today?”

    The voice was weak. Ilya looked up at him, big red eyes meeting his greying ones. Shirou’s glass heart broke slightly.
    “Sure.”

    ---------------------------------

    The walk into downtown Fuyuki was more a piggyback ride, as Ilya didn’t have the strength to walk that far anymore.
    Their first stop was the mall. Ilya loved looking at the people passing by and gazing at the odd pair: a little pale white haired girl riding on the broad shoulders of a tall, bronze skinned and grey haired man. Shirou took her to a store he remembered, full of stuffed animals. He’d taken Saber here a year earlier. Ilya rushed in, and grabbed a teddy bear.
    “Can I have it Shirou?”

    “Sure.”

    His heart broke more as he heard her attempt to stifle a cough in the stuffed animal, and a slight hint of red mist covered the back of the brown bear.

    ------------------------

    The next stop was a local aquarium, Ilya still hugging the bear tightly to her chest. She seemed mesmerized by the fish behind the glass, gazing in wide eyed fascination at the scaly creatures as they swam around.

    “Shirou, can you move close to the glass?”

    He stepped forward, allowing Ilya to come face to face with a particularly large salmon.

    “So this is what we ate yesterday?”

    “Yeah. You haven’t seen fish before?”

    “Not in person.”

    It wasn’t the first time that Shirou remembered that despite the fact that she’d lived longer than him, Ilya had never seen the world outside the Einzbern castle until last year. His heart broke further.

    ------------------------------

    A murmur came from the small body clutching a teddy bear and his neck. “Shirou, I’m tired. Can we stop in the park?”
    It had been a long day. He’d taken Ilya everywhere he could think of, and a few places he didn’t even realized existed before.

    “Sure.” He could feel it coming as took her too light body off of his shoulders, and set her down beside him on a park bench. The sun was setting, and the two gazed at the orange light it displayed as it sank.

    “I’ve got to go Shirou. I have someone I want to see.”

    The tears started falling, and the cracks in the heart of glass widened.

    “Can’t you stay longer Ilya?”

    “No. I need to see Kiritsugu.”

    Her red eyes closed.

    “I’ll tell him my little brother says hello.”

    Shirou just sat in silence, feeling the beat of the little heart next to him stop.


    And his heart of glass shattered, as he cried.
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    Crystal Watchers Dare: Berserker vs The Pop Can

    "Berserker!" Ilya shouted, and the big man's head came from out around the doorway.

    "I'm thirsty! Get me a glass of soda!"

    "||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||" Berserker said, and headed downstairs to the kitchen of the Einzbern Manor

    His head obliterated the top of the door frame as he walked in. Ripping the doors off of cabinets, he eventually discovered a set of glasses, half of which he smashed before finally securing one between his massive fingers. The door of the puny fridge came off with a tearing noise, pleasant to Berserker's ears. And then he beheld his greatest nemasis.

    He had stared down the queen of the Amazons in her own palace. He had strangled a lion with an impenetrable hide to death, and then took it's skin as a coat. He had wrestled the hound of Hades and came out the victor. But this, this was on a whole different level.


    With trembling hands he took out the twelve ounce can of soda, careful not to crush it.


    Drops of sweat beaded his face, as every inch of his concentration was devoted to a single finger. It shook as he lowered it slowly, and his massive nail came over the edge of the tab.

    NOW!

    Slowly, he pulled the tab back, as gently as his massive hands would allow, and was rewarded with a pop and fizz, as the carbonation found a way out. Careful not to crush the can, he tipped it over into the glass, watching as the liquid poured in with a bubbling noise. He delicately grabbed the fragile glass, and carried it daintily up the stairs to his mistress.

    --------

    Ilya drank the Coca-Cola with a relish, smacking her lips.
    "That was delicious."

    Berserker straightened up, pleased that his mistress was satisfied. His head made a small dent in the ceiling.

    "Now get me another one."

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    M.I.C.E., and why it matters

    M.I.C.E.

    Money.

    Ideology.

    Conscience.

    Ego.


    Why you should give a shit: These are the motives for espionage, assassination, and a whole lot of other things. Most agents, assassins, spies, counter spies, etc. all have one of these things driving them in the end.


    Money is self explanatory, you do it as it's a job. Or because there is a reward going for it. The most common motivation really.

    Ideology is a pretty broad catagory. You could be doing it for love of country, due to religious beliefs, political beliefs, or simple broad "I hate these assholes more than I hate you." Ideology has a step up above money, as in general, someone doing espionage would be less likely to spill the beans if they believe they are doing something for the good of a group, than just for themselves in the case of money.

    Conscience creates some of the most deadly determined agents. You aren't doing it for any reason other than because in your mind, it is RIGHT. Those of this catagory are much more likely to take great risks, resist torture, resist double agenting, and in general are uncorruptable. Pity for most intelligence agencies, this type of person is a rare find. Money and Ideology are a dime a dozen.

    Ego is well... Ego. You're doing it to 'stick it to the man' or 'show off' or because 'I'm the best around' or 'because I want to be James Bond bitch!' The hardest to work with, and rare (Thank god). Likely to switch sides if promised greater respect for their actions. Unreliable, but sometimes, it's all you have.


    Keep this in mind when writing mage killers, executors, and in general your average never-do-well.

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    Geeks Dare: Taiga Speed Dates Kirei

    "NEXT!"

    Taiga Fujimura sighed as she switched tables. This wasn't as good an idea as she'd been lead to believe. A co-worker of her's swore by it though. And had dragged her to it with the promise of paying for drinks afterwords.

    Most of her partners had been as uncomfortable as her about this, and shared the quiet comradeship of people forced into situations against their will. Some were even kinda cute.

    And the next man....

    He was tall, dressed in a tight fitting shirt, and had long hair. His face was serious. A golden cross hung from around his neck. And his eyes bored right into your soul.

    Taiga felt her heart beat a little faster.

    "I wish to be done with this just as much as you madam," the man said, adjusting the watch around his wrist. "So I'll make this quick. I like jogging in the woods, taking care of the sick, and spicy foods."

    The man's eyes bored into Taiga again.

    "Your turn madam."

    "I like... kendo. I run the archery club at the High School. Oh, and I like jogging."

    The man nodded slowly.

    "Phone number please."

    "What?"

    "I promised my daughter I'd at least get one number, and it's been all night and I didn't obtain one. So do a poor soul a favor, will you?"

    "Sure." Taiga scrawled a number to one of her 'uncles' phones she'd memorized for this sort of situation onto a scrap of paper, and shoved it across the table.

    The man picked it up, took a look, and nodded. "Thank you. I won't forget this favor Miss..."

    "Miss Fujimura."

    "I will not forget this act of kindness Miss Fujimura."

    The timer buzzed and everyone got up to leave. Taiga went looking for her friend. It was time for that woman to make good on her promise.

    -----------------------

    Kirei Kotomine smirked as he walked out the bar. The amount of sheer desperation in there had been... exquisite. He should do it again sometime. Caren, his sweet child, curse her name, had been right. He did have a lot of fun there. He took the fifteen phone numbers out of his pocket, and tossed them into the nearest trash bin.

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    This thread shall now be very closely monitored, Magos.

    Hey, maybe you could post some firearms lectures in here!



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    Nah. That would need a major re-vamp to even be considered posted.

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    (not asking here) Mayhap you can do a skit based off my idea in the What if shirou was rasied by... thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin Lord View Post
    (not asking here) Mayhap you can do a skit based off my idea in the What if shirou was rasied by... thread?
    I'm considering it. I'm seriously considering it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arch-Magos Winter View Post
    I'm considering it. I'm seriously considering it.
    What idea would this be?



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    Porn stash. Saber. Discovery. Hilarity ensues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arch-Magos Winter View Post
    Porn stash. Saber. Discovery. Hilarity ensues.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Arch-Magos Winter View Post
    Porn stash. Saber. Discovery. Hilarity ensues.
    Well, this sounds like fun. :>



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    ... what kind of porn stash as we talking about here? Hetero and vanilla, or some of the more exotic kind that would not be out of place if Mike had them?
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