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  1. October 6th, 2012, 09:06 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hen_Ichi View Post
    She a big brutish thief that likes poisons, stabbing people in the back and the feel of killing people without consequences.
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    Mud.

    You sling however little you can get.
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  2. October 7th, 2012, 01:46 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hen_Ichi View Post
    She a big brutish thief that likes poisons, stabbing people in the back and the feel of killing people without consequences.
    UNFIT FOR OFFICE
    I died a little inside
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  3. October 7th, 2012, 04:01 PM #23
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    That has got to be one of the stupidest attempts at mud slinging I've ever seen. The sad thing is, it'll probably work with at least a few people.
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  4. October 8th, 2012, 04:33 PM #24
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    Horrific massacre in several major cities
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  5. October 9th, 2012, 12:21 AM #25
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    Time to bust out that brutish thief who poisons people, eh?

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  6. October 9th, 2012, 12:34 PM #26
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-19869710

    Man sent to jail for making tasteless facebook jokes, thoughts?
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    Araya, what is your favorite color?
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  7. October 9th, 2012, 12:40 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Char View Post
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-19869710

    Man sent to jail for making tasteless facebook jokes, thoughts?
    Depends. It's hard to make any judgements on that without knowing what was said, people can already go to jail in some places for cyberbulling it may just happen that this incident falls under that jurisdiction.

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  8. October 11th, 2012, 09:36 AM #28
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    Pulsating intelligent slime
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    Slime molds are coooool~
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    I was wondering when this thread was going to be made.


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  11. October 12th, 2012, 02:22 PM #31
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    Radiant. Plz stop mesmerising me with dat slenderthigh and arse plzkthx.

    You owe us 11,721,000,000,000,000 euros. You'd better pass it to your kid and have him kidnap some rich ojousama.
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  12. October 12th, 2012, 02:33 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hen_Ichi View Post
    Radiant. Plz stop mesmerising me with dat slenderthigh and arse plzkthx.
    It doesn't count because I'm not doing it on purpose!


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  13. October 12th, 2012, 02:37 PM #33
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    butbutbut... you'll lead the naive and innocent me astray! щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
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  14. October 12th, 2012, 02:46 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hen_Ichi View Post
    butbutbut... you'll lead the naive and innocent me astray! щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
    You're naive and innocent?


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  15. October 12th, 2012, 02:48 PM #35
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    yes? ◕.◕
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  16. October 12th, 2012, 02:58 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hen_Ichi View Post
    yes? ◕.◕
    Wow, I didn't think anyone on this forum was still innocent or naive.


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    heh, I read this post whilst my sig is recounting Takeuchi and Nasu's plans for for a Ciel H scene in her robes at school.

    maybe not innocent. Perhaps naive and weak hearted （。-＿-。）
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  18. October 12th, 2012, 04:00 PM #38
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    An oldie, but I still chuckle at this...yeah, I'm merciless when it comes to complete and utter stupidity:

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57521443-71/texting-woman-falls-off-cliff/
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  19. October 13th, 2012, 12:52 AM #39
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    The truth is that technology owns us. It mesmerizes us like a naked woman browsing the jackets in the men's casualwear department at Macy's.
    lolwut

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  20. October 13th, 2012, 05:51 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by qsurf View Post
    An oldie, but I still chuckle at this...yeah, I'm merciless when it comes to complete and utter stupidity:

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57521443-71/texting-woman-falls-off-cliff/
    Merciless? That's not merciless. You will be so if snark and rage at it.


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