also, wtf is this:
also, wtf is this:
Yep, im definitely die in no time if I sleep as much as mAc does.
Kentucky Fried Kirei, nah i'm joking. Nothin here
Even ▆▆ end up on that place again
The special hell on hill full of swords ---------------------------------------------------------The hill of bloody battlefield
Baldur's Gate file-diving discoveries of the day:
Dynaheir, you witch. Also, stop giving away the Chapter Six plot twist in Chapter One.
If you flirt with one of the Low Lantern girls with a female PC, she'll say she's "not Xena-phobic", but just doesn't swing that way.
If you Charm Lena in preparation for her quest, she'll say "take all of my money" as an incentive. The code block then gives you one million gold pieces; unfortunately, she only has 4gp in inventory. This was terribly disappointing when I tested it in-game.
Yeslick taunts Kagain by singing Sixteen Tons and an inordinately obscure '90s Canadian comedy musical group's obscene tune about mining. Sixteen Tons has a 50% chance of provoking Kagain into a duel to the death.
Centeol's "Jon Icarus" is not only, as seemed plausible, the character who would become Irenicus, but if you unlock the full dialogue, your PC's diary records that "We don't know what any of this has to do with the adventure we're on right now, but you never can know. Perhaps it will come in useful in a sequel."
Skie and Eldoth say Entar's weirdly overprotective. On the other hand, some persuasion and he immediately starts trying to marry off his daughter to you. (Like several other charmed dialogues, this skips a gender check).
The cook in the Cloakwood Mines assumes you're there for an orgy with her if she likes you. (Another case where the initial dialogue has a gender check but the charmed one doesn't).
There is hilarious dialogue I don't think is used for getting your PC charmed by the Sirens and persuading you to murder your party.
If you get the Flaming Fist after Viconia to open up, he actually has more specifics than just "drow = murderer."
The halfling who sells a piece of turquoise to you for 1000gp, claiming it's a gem of true seeing, isn't meant to be just scamming you. It's supposed to be one of those cursed items that you can only get rid of if someone willingly accepts it, but that didn't really get implemented because he just hands over the default gem.
Ensorcerelling Kagain into thinking you're his friend just results in him saying "I don't have friends."
If you control the mind of one Beregost peasant, he'll break into an eloquent lecture about how he's more stupid than a brain-damaged ant and you really just wasted a spell.
Another one just goes "Ha ha ha, you cannot charm me, for I am utterly unimportant."
An enchanted Mulahey is severely obsequious.
Nimbul is a serious lunatic who will murder people he loves for money, while giving away the Iron Throne's involvement through a parable based on the three little pigs.
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Democracy on Beast's Lair
Originally Posted by FSF 5, Chapter 14: Gold and Lions IThough abandoned, forgotten, and scorned as out-of-date dolls, they continue to carry out their mission, unchanged from the time they were designed.
Machines do not lose their worth when a newer model appears.
Their worth (life) ends when humans can no longer bear that purity.
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