if you get invited to a halloween party in like the first week of october, are you doing it right, or wrong?
asking for a friend
if you get invited to a halloween party in like the first week of october, are you doing it right, or wrong?
asking for a friend
normie
There is this scene in Johnny bravo where Carl asks pops for help. And pops having just been wowed by something I don’t remember says
“I’m sorry Carl I can’t see anything I have large dollar signs for eyes”
thats how how I feel right now.
its hard to remember what I’m supposed to be negotiating for when they offer me like another 20k a year in increased salary and benifits
Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes
Nice! Congrats, Tobias!
Are you sticking with the private sector, then? Weren't you going to be a therapist at a military base?
sed hep
I can't remember, not a thing, only… I feel… A yearning… something I've never felt before… What's happening to me? Ahh…
It’s the military offering the money. Nothing is set in stone yet because I’m still negotiating for the duty station
but...damn, they came out hard ball with the contract offer.
more precisely I knew how much a captain made in salary, but with housing allowance and substincence it was...um...
pursuasive
They call him, captain rare parrot
It not like I have turned my back on Germany or whatever, I’m just saying like
maybe I could just buy a plane
After having made a whole lot of gloomy posts, I've got to say, this place got pretty gloomy.
As it should be
If costume party, right... if it's a normal party, then you're doing it wrong...
Military man, if you are posted to the NATO border and see any Russky guards on the other side, call for Dima Gozin. Tell them Al-Vandalus told you to and he's making magic at Madriz. They will toss a few free Stolichnaya bottles across the border for you for free.
All my computer parts shipped. Now begins the wait.
I...don’t know what you are saying.
on an unrelated note,
tales from the unit:
a patient stating she became suicidal because god and the Virgin Mary were making her chest hurt. Prodded further, this patient explained that what was happening was god and Mary were pressing her “heart mirror” which was a spiritual reflection of her body. When squeezed, this effected her corporal form.
this patient got hit with zabinaya.
A teenaged student threatened to beat me up, and the principal blamed me for it.
I feel like I passed a professional milestone.
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A Zabaniya from God and the Virgin Mary! Your patient is a badass.
just what do you think a halloween party is...
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That sounds like a story to share
like, here
with the rt class
It's a party where instead of balloons you hang bats and maybe laugh at the guy who came wearing fangs and a cape, right?
shit BL says
Once and always and nevermore.
Well, let's see...
So, last Friday, I warned a student three times about using the cellphone in class, then told him the next time I'd just ask him to leave. So he put his cellphone away, but then went to sleep right there on his desk, so I told him to leave.
That wasn't the student who threatened me, by the way. The student in question wanted to defend his pal, so I told him he could do it at the principal's office and asked him to leave, too. He got super pissy about it, and today I was asked by the principal to retell him what happened with the student there. After the third time said student called me a liar, I called him a brat and said he was basically a child, so he stood up, crossed his arms, and said he could beat me up anyway. The principal asked me to leave, then later called me back to admonish me for my "outburst".
Now guess what was the student's punishment. Go on, guess. :-D
My friend is going to Japan in 6 months
And he's offered for me to borrow his PS4
Finally, a solution to my dilemna of wanting to play the new Spider-man and Digimon games without buying a new console
I'd say a slap on the wrist, but even that would be deemed school violence nowadays.
shit BL says
Once and always and nevermore.
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