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    sure, if i had any left

    i ate it all yesterday

    and now i'm dealing with the consequences today

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    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.

    Once and always and nevermore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Tales from the unit:

    Of the 6 therapists on staff, 4 call in, leaving me and an intern to handle the hospital.

    I Sort that shit out in a day I straight up don’t remember because I was flying through it to hard.

    Next day, speaking to a co-worker who actually is usually reliable when it comes to coming in.

    *hands her a coffee I bought her*

    Rapebird: I give you this to soften the following

    Co-worker: ok...?

    Rapebird: if you call in again, ima eat yer brains.

    Co-worker: *begins laughing uproariously.*

    ...

    Co-worker: *laughter trails off nerviously as she notes I am not laughing.

    Rapebird: I will crack open your skull and feast on the delicious goo therein.

    Co-worker:...

    Rapebird: enjoy your coffee. *leaves office.*
    The sequel to this tale:

    this co worker slipped getting into her car this morning, breaking her leg, she will be out for at least two days.

    made up at her desk is a place setting with fork, knife, napkin and plate with posted note that says “reserved for X’s Brains”

    i know now what you are thinking. Shouldnt her having a busted leg mean I should give her some slack

    the answer is

    no, that just means she will be easier to catch.
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    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    NASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Ah you give us his name this time, well this will be exicting. Though given how early you get to see shot we will have to wait a while don't we.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    The sequel to this tale:

    this co worker slipped getting into her car this morning, breaking her leg, she will be out for at least two days.

    made up at her desk is a place setting with fork, knife, napkin and plate with posted note that says “reserved for X’s Brains”

    i know now what you are thinking. Shouldnt her having a busted leg mean I should give her some slack

    the answer is

    no, that just means she will be easier to catch.
    I don't know who I should be more afraid of Toby, your patients or you.
    Last edited by Iceblade44; Yesterday at 08:12 PM.
    "Only in my company, will you not be a monster"


    anywhere than here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    NASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    LB4 that bad huh

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    Well that's something I don't want to hear.
    "Only in my company, will you not be a monster"


    anywhere than here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    The sequel to this tale:

    this co worker slipped getting into her car this morning, breaking her leg, she will be out for at least two days.

    made up at her desk is a place setting with fork, knife, napkin and plate with posted note that says “reserved for X’s Brains”

    i know now what you are thinking. Shouldnt her having a busted leg mean I should give her some slack

    the answer is

    no, that just means she will be easier to catch.
    You're an evil man, Tobias, and you should film her reaction.
    My fanfics:
    The Gift (a Fate/Stay Night one-shot)
    - A duel between Cú Chulainn and Scáthach.
    Passion Acknowledged (a Fate/Stay Night one-shot) (Lemon) - Shirou and Shinji finally acknowledge their feelings.
    He Was a Good King (a Fate/Stay Night one-shot) - A short exploration of Beowulf's character as a hero and a king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    Its just terminology stuff.

    You know.

    Like Altria.
    Babylon stuff I'm guessing?

    Is Tiamat going to Tiermato?

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    King Salmon

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    On You's tombstone it will read
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    That's exaggerating my point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceblade44 View Post

    I don't know who I should be more afraid of Toby, your patients or you.
    if it makes you feel better I have no immediate, concrete plans to eat your brains
    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    You sound like a fun co worker

    my co worker almost cut her thumb off and she was back in like two days in good spirits, showing off pictures of her almost severed thumb

    god bless her

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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ3 View Post
    You sound like a fun co worker
    I honestly can’t tell if you are being sarcastic
    Quote Originally Posted by Bird of Hermes View Post
    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpoonyViking View Post
    You're an evil man, Tobias, and you should film her reaction.
    not sure if this is ethical
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    I honestly can’t tell if you are being sarcastic
    Yes

    realtalk, I think you’re alright and was being genuine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    not sure if this is ethical
    I'm entirely sure it's completely unethical and should be done anyway.
    (Do NOT take that seriously, Tobias!)
    My fanfics:
    The Gift (a Fate/Stay Night one-shot)
    - A duel between Cú Chulainn and Scáthach.
    Passion Acknowledged (a Fate/Stay Night one-shot) (Lemon) - Shirou and Shinji finally acknowledge their feelings.
    He Was a Good King (a Fate/Stay Night one-shot) - A short exploration of Beowulf's character as a hero and a king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpoonyViking View Post
    You're an evil man, Tobias, and you should film her reaction.
    Motion seconded, legal issues aside.
    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    It's like with centaur girls, you're fucking a horse. Sure the human part is the one that moans but your dick is in the horse, no way around it.

    Once and always and nevermore.

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    i think i've found an image that matches the one in my head for a character that i've been sitting on for 3+ years now,



    took awhile

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