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    Quote Originally Posted by burningclaw2 View Post
    "A wild Elf: Mistress of Porn, has appeared."

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    Use an Ultra Ball.



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    With no foreplay? That ain't gonna work

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    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    Use an Ultra Ball.
    "wild Elf: Mistress of Porn, dodges your Ultra Ball"

    "wild Elf: Mistress of Porn uses Ban Hammer"

    "You have suffered a One-Hit KO"

    "You blacked out"
    Words to live by: Fate is a B****, Destiny is a whore, while Karma is just doing her job.

    Violence solves all problems. If its not working then you are not using enough.
    Even though I am male after taking a 'Which Fate/stay night Character are you?' quiz I am...

    Tohsaka Rin You are Rin. Cool and collected, you think logically about most situations. You strive for self-perfection, and rely on others only for your benefit. You may be cold toward most people, but you can be friendly when you try. Indeed, it could be said you enjoy helping others that you care for. Whatever the case, you tend to think logically and don't let emotions cloud your judgement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burningclaw2 View Post
    "wild Elf: Mistress of Porn, dodges your Ultra Ball"

    "wild Elf: Mistress of Porn uses Ban Hammer"

    "You have suffered a One-Hit KO"

    "You blacked out"
    she would not use "Banhammer" immediately, she would first weaken your defense using "Constructive Criticism"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raven2785 View Post
    she would not use "Banhammer" immediately, she would first weaken your defense using "Constructive Criticism"
    Blame the random number generater that decides on which attacks are used.
    Words to live by: Fate is a B****, Destiny is a whore, while Karma is just doing her job.

    Violence solves all problems. If its not working then you are not using enough.
    Even though I am male after taking a 'Which Fate/stay night Character are you?' quiz I am...

    Tohsaka Rin You are Rin. Cool and collected, you think logically about most situations. You strive for self-perfection, and rely on others only for your benefit. You may be cold toward most people, but you can be friendly when you try. Indeed, it could be said you enjoy helping others that you care for. Whatever the case, you tend to think logically and don't let emotions cloud your judgement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burningclaw2 View Post
    "wild Elf: Mistress of Porn, dodges your Ultra Ball"

    "wild Elf: Mistress of Porn uses Ban Hammer"

    "You have suffered a One-Hit KO"

    "You blacked out"
    RAPE TIME.



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    Quote Originally Posted by burningclaw2 View Post

    "You blacked out"
    Isn't it usually 'you whited out'? Or am I just out of date as hell and they changed it from gen 2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apple View Post
    Isn't it usually 'you whited out'? Or am I just out of date as hell and they changed it from gen 2?
    They changed it from generation 2. Though it also changed for Black/White, I think.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    They changed it from generation 2. Though it also changed for Black/White, I think.
    I wouldn't know about Black/White/B2/W2 since I never lost all my pokemon in them.
    Words to live by: Fate is a B****, Destiny is a whore, while Karma is just doing her job.

    Violence solves all problems. If its not working then you are not using enough.
    Even though I am male after taking a 'Which Fate/stay night Character are you?' quiz I am...

    Tohsaka Rin You are Rin. Cool and collected, you think logically about most situations. You strive for self-perfection, and rely on others only for your benefit. You may be cold toward most people, but you can be friendly when you try. Indeed, it could be said you enjoy helping others that you care for. Whatever the case, you tend to think logically and don't let emotions cloud your judgement.

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    "A wild Seika has appeared"

    MOVE BAG
    PKMN RUN

    Chose.
    Words to live by: Fate is a B****, Destiny is a whore, while Karma is just doing her job.

    Violence solves all problems. If its not working then you are not using enough.
    Even though I am male after taking a 'Which Fate/stay night Character are you?' quiz I am...

    Tohsaka Rin You are Rin. Cool and collected, you think logically about most situations. You strive for self-perfection, and rely on others only for your benefit. You may be cold toward most people, but you can be friendly when you try. Indeed, it could be said you enjoy helping others that you care for. Whatever the case, you tend to think logically and don't let emotions cloud your judgement.

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    RUN.

    Spinecrush is a OHKO, and we will lose E-Peen points and have to post-grind and stuff.

    If we had Witty Mythology Reference, it might buy us some time.

    (yes I know it usually doesn't work like that, but losing a level seems like a fitting effect for getting spinecrushed.)
    Last edited by Asdfghl; December 9th, 2012 at 12:06 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asdfghl View Post
    RUN.

    Spinecrush is a OHKO, and we will lose E-Peen points and have to post-grind and stuff.

    If we had Witty Mythology Reference, it might buy us some time.

    (yes I know it usually doesn't work like that, but losing a level seems like a fitting effect for getting spinecrushed.)
    "You tried to escape...you failed."

    "wild Seika uses Spinecrush"

    "Not only have you been hit with a One-hit KO but you have been reduced to lvl -10."
    Words to live by: Fate is a B****, Destiny is a whore, while Karma is just doing her job.

    Violence solves all problems. If its not working then you are not using enough.
    Even though I am male after taking a 'Which Fate/stay night Character are you?' quiz I am...

    Tohsaka Rin You are Rin. Cool and collected, you think logically about most situations. You strive for self-perfection, and rely on others only for your benefit. You may be cold toward most people, but you can be friendly when you try. Indeed, it could be said you enjoy helping others that you care for. Whatever the case, you tend to think logically and don't let emotions cloud your judgement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burningclaw2 View Post
    "You tried to escape...you failed."

    "wild Seika uses Spinecrush"

    "Not only have you been hit with a One-hit KO but you have been reduced to lvl -10."
    Nah, standard Infinity Engine death/resurrection penalties would apply, so you'd only lose one level. Of course, that's if you didn't get insta-gibbed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asdfghl View Post
    If we had Witty Mythology Reference, it might buy us some time.
    But what if you get it wrong? It would mean a double spine-crush! O.O
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    Nah, standard Infinity Engine death/resurrection penalties would apply, so you'd only lose one level. Of course, that's if you didn't get insta-gibbed.
    "wild Seika uses Spinecrush"

    "You black out from the OHKO and get demoted a level"

    Thing is, I count levels as every 1000 posts.
    Words to live by: Fate is a B****, Destiny is a whore, while Karma is just doing her job.

    Violence solves all problems. If its not working then you are not using enough.
    Even though I am male after taking a 'Which Fate/stay night Character are you?' quiz I am...

    Tohsaka Rin You are Rin. Cool and collected, you think logically about most situations. You strive for self-perfection, and rely on others only for your benefit. You may be cold toward most people, but you can be friendly when you try. Indeed, it could be said you enjoy helping others that you care for. Whatever the case, you tend to think logically and don't let emotions cloud your judgement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burningclaw2 View Post
    Thing is, I count levels as every 1000 posts.
    Wh-What about people who don't have 1000 posts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    Fivers.
    Fivers. >=[

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desu_Cake View Post
    Wh-What about people who don't have 1000 posts?
    Grind more.

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    ;_;
    But what if I'm attacked while I'm grinding?

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