The second one is even better IMO, but then again I'm completely biased.
The second one is even better IMO, but then again I'm completely biased.
My attempts at being a (fanfic) writer:
Eclipse - a Saber Alter oneshot
Requiem for a Race - Altrouge and Ortenrosse hunt the TAs ( 1/3 chapters, discontinued )
Memories of a King - a 'Saber Origins' story ( 8/? chapters, discontiuned )
A Small Warmth - a post UBW-Good oneshot, Saber/Rin
Devil's Thrill - Narbareck hunts down a DAA Blackmore ( 10/10 chapters, finished )
Boundary of Loneliness - Ryougi Shiki/Alphard Al-Shua oneshot. Lemon-flavoured
But, but, my entry has nothing to do with Shirou, Rin, or Saber...
Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosers.
Localizationing stuff
The woman from venus
Longed for human penis
That's all I got.
Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart
oh um....sorry, hows this?
there once was a boy named shiki
whose girl didnt seem very picky
he fucked her butt
she said dont press your luck
but it really seemed like she wanted the dicky!
eh, kind of a stretch, but rush jobs, what are you gonna do?
Last edited by Tobias; March 24th, 2013 at 06:11 PM.
The girl is Ciel I presume?
And "butt" and "luck" don't really rhyme.
My attempts at being a (fanfic) writer:
Eclipse - a Saber Alter oneshot
Requiem for a Race - Altrouge and Ortenrosse hunt the TAs ( 1/3 chapters, discontinued )
Memories of a King - a 'Saber Origins' story ( 8/? chapters, discontiuned )
A Small Warmth - a post UBW-Good oneshot, Saber/Rin
Devil's Thrill - Narbareck hunts down a DAA Blackmore ( 10/10 chapters, finished )
Boundary of Loneliness - Ryougi Shiki/Alphard Al-Shua oneshot. Lemon-flavoured
yeah, wanted to put that in the last line but ciel is two syllables. was pretty sure it would get across though
There once was a woman from Venus
Who longed for human penis
She came down to earth
As goddess of the hearth
And said, "Prepare your anus."
Assonance counts as rhyme.
Localizationing stuff
emphasis on the ass, in this case!
(im so mature)
And don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
You are the pillar of dignity and maturity on this forum!
My attempts at being a (fanfic) writer:
Eclipse - a Saber Alter oneshot
Requiem for a Race - Altrouge and Ortenrosse hunt the TAs ( 1/3 chapters, discontinued )
Memories of a King - a 'Saber Origins' story ( 8/? chapters, discontiuned )
A Small Warmth - a post UBW-Good oneshot, Saber/Rin
Devil's Thrill - Narbareck hunts down a DAA Blackmore ( 10/10 chapters, finished )
Boundary of Loneliness - Ryougi Shiki/Alphard Al-Shua oneshot. Lemon-flavoured
You. I like you.
'Earth' and 'hearth' really don't rhyme, though.
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To keep with the current theme and whatnot, I simply pulled that out of my ass.
What else have you got up there?
Unforgivable things.
if ciel had done that, there would be less jokes about her!
Just 7 days left and only 4 entries so far, will the rest of the contestants get their fics completed?
>mfw I finished my fic two weeks into the contest and was too lazy to send it
>mfw I'm gonna send it at the last second anyway
I didn't even start yet, but I'm not known for long stories so it'll be fine.
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