Ahnenerbe Chat

[Arashi_Leonhart]

Just a stupid thing I'll do whenever I feel like it.

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Cast (will add when I think there's been enough screen time or it becomes obvious)

FSN
Artoria (Kishi Ou)
Sakura (RedRibbonofFate)
Shinji (BestMagus)
Medea (?)
Illya (oneeimouto)
Heracles (Shootslikeahundred)
Medusa (?)
Rin (Tsundere service)
Shirou (Seigi)
EMIYA (Realitybites)
Gilgamesh (KING ORIGINAL)
Kotomine (Pleasuring myself)
Cu (Geis_Victor)
Kojirou (SwallowBane)
Hassan (?)
Taiga (?)
Issei (?)
Ayako (?)

F/HA
Caren (?)
Avenger (?)
Bazett (?)

F/Z
Lancelot (itsnotNTR)
Diarmuid (?)
Gilles (?)
100 Faced (?)
Iskandar (BringMeThatHorizon)
Waver (?)
Iri (?)
Kerry (?)
Shirley (?)
Ryuunosuke (?)
Natalia (?)
Tokiomi (?)
Kariya (?)
Aoi (?)
Maiya (?)
Kayneth (?)
Sola-Ui (?)

F/E
Nero Saber (FancyMe)
Tamamo (ThisHumbleGirl)
Male Playable (White field)
Female Playable (?)
BB (?)
Leo (?)
Gawain (?)
Julius (?)

F/A
Mordred (?)
Jeanne (?)
Astolfo (?)
Sieg (?)
Shishigou (?)
SHIROU (?)
Fiore (?)
Chiron (?)

Tsuki
Shiki (UnlimitedGirlsWork)
Ciel (?)
Kohaku (cheshirecat)
Hisui (Hard_Worker)
Akiha (HeadofTohno)
Arc (proto_dracula)
Arihiko (?)
SHIKI (?)
Satsuki (?)
Roa (Toosexyforshirt)
Nero Chaos (?)

Kagetsu
Len (?)
Nanako (7isunlucky)

Melty
Sion (+-ether)
Ries (?)
Wallachia (realfuckingmothervampire)
Neko Arc (Unisex)

Rakkyo
Ryougi (?)
Touko (?)
Mikiya (?)
Azaka (Taboo)
Fujino (?)
Enjou (?)
Araya (?)
Lio (?)
Kurogiri (?)
Fujou (?)
Mana (?)

Mahoyo
Aoko (?)
Soujuurou (?)
Alice (?)

Canaan
Canaan (?)
Maria (?)
Alphard (?)



==14:40 <Tsundere service> has logged in==
14:40 <Taboo>: Hey Rin!
14:41 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: Hey!
14:41 <BestMagus>: Tohsaka
14:42 <Kishi Ou>: Greetings.
14:44 <SwallowBane>: Hello.
14:44 <oneeimouto>: Rin
15:02 <Kishi Ou>: ?
15:02 <oneeimouto>: ?
15:03 <Seigi>: Tohsaka you need help?
15:03 <Nobodyknows>: Whoa, Tohsaka-san joined?
15:09 <Tsundere service>: Hello everyone.Hello?Hello?Okay Archer how do I do this?You said they’d see what I typed right?Why aren’t they responding?This is a joke right?Hello?
15:09 <Seigi>: You have to hit enter Tohsaka
15:10 <Tsundere service>: I figured that out thanks.
15:11 <Realitybites>: You mean I figured that out.
15:11 <BestMagus>: So Tohsaka has finally decided to grace the rest of us with her presence.
15:13 <Tsundere service>: Nice to know what real presence feels like, Matou-kun?
15:13 <BestMagus>: Come on over and I’ll show you what mine feels like.
15:15 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: About ten cm amiright?
15:15 <HeadofTohno>: We never should’ve given you a computer, nii-san.
15:16 <Seigi>: Is it just me, or is that username the worst one that could’ve come up next?
15:16 <Kishi Ou>: I do not understand.
15:16 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: HAH
15:16 <Iknownothing>: Ya
15:17 <+-ether>: I do not understand either.
*Iknownothing pats +-ether’s head
15:17 <Iknownothing>: i forget your new to the intrawebs
15:17 <+-ether>: you’re
15:17 <Iknownothing> resting case
15:17 <Tsundere service>: What have I joined? Really.
15:18 <Geis_Victor>: Get used to it lil lady
15:18 <Geis_Victor>: only downhill from here
15:20 <Taboo>: So has anyone actually watched it?
15:20 <Seigi>: No
15:20 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: No
15:20 <HeadofTohno>: I watched the Koha-Ace parts.
15:20 <Toosexyforshirt>: Watched it
15:21 <Toosexyforshirt>: didn’t care much for it
15:21 <Iknownothing>: cuz you’re not in it
15:22 <Tsundere service>: What are you guys talking about?
15:23 <Kishi Ou>: The Carnival. I did not watch it as it was a very negative depiction of most of us.
15:23 <cheshirecat>: And because you don’t want to see any more of Red Saber.
15:23 <Kishi Ou>: THAT IS NOT TRUE
15:24 <SwallowBane>: But for all the lovely songbirds to grace the screen with their voices, I know not why one would shy from the truth.
15:24 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: wut
15:24 <Geis_Victor>: wut
15:24 <Seigi>: He’s saying you should watch it for the girls.
15:24 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: Oh
==15:24 <Shootslikeahundred> has logged in==
15:24 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: OH
15:24 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: I get it
15:25 <Tsundere service>: You’re all pigs
15:25 <oneeimouto>: Berserker! Am I in this one?
15:25 <Shootslikeahundred>: ?
15:26 <Taboo>: She means CP
15:26 <Shootslikeahundred>: Graa GRAAA graraaa
15:27 <oneeimouto>: Dammit
15:27 <Taboo>: Oh shut it, at least you got a segment.
15:27 <Taboo>: And a special.
15:28 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: And all japanese are lolicon
==15:28 <TigerMask11> has logged in==
15:28 <Iknownothing>: Shiki just admitted hes lolicon for u
15:28 <TigerMask11>: …
==15:29 <7isunlucky> has logged in==
15:29 <Toosexyforshirt>: What were you saying?
15:29 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: Ha
15:30 <Tsundere service>: God, what did I get into?
15:32 <Realitybites>: God doesn’t exist.
==15:34 <Pleasuring myself> has logged in==
15:34 <Pleasuring myself>: Rejoice, everyone!
15:35 <Realitybites>: Thank you for proving my point.

[YeOfLittleFaith]

What is this I don't even -
xD

[Chojomeka]

Maybe a list of who's who might be helpful Arashi.

[Epiren]

Okay... after reading through it a few times, I think I can confidently link characters to usernames. Except for Iknownothing, but for that one I have a rough idea.

[lethum]

It's Bazzet, right? She's the one who can't quite grasp the whole internet thing.

[Olive]

Seen this done elsewhere before, still very good. I liked it.

[IhaxlikeNoob]

This amuses me.

[Laith]

I preffered your chatroom Carnival Phantasm humor that you did in the Fate/Far Side thread =V

[Gabriulio]

This... huh... I don't know whom half of the characters are supposed to be.

[Kotonoha]

eh

[SeiKeo]

if i liked reading chatlogs

i'd read chatlogs

i come to you for fiction!

[Epiren]

Because I'm bored (and in the middle of procrastination), here's a list about who's who. Mind checking to see who's correct and who's not?

Spoiler:

Tsundere service -Rin
Taboo - Azaka
UnlimitedGirlWorks - T. Shiki
BestMagus - Shinji
Kishi Ou - Gilgamesh- must have been because of Verg's work Saber
SwallowBane - Sasaki/Assassin
oneeimouto - Ilya
Seigi - Shirou
Nobodyknows - Sacchin
Realitybites - Archer
HeadofTohno - Akiha
Iknownothing - ... Roastbeef?
+-ether - Sion
Geis_Victor - Lancer
Toosexyforshirt - .... Damn. Forgot about him. Or her. Roa
chesire cat - I want to say Neko-Arc, but Neko Arc Chaos is another contender. (Or Kohaku... Arcueid is a possibility, though unlikely...)
Shootslikeahundred - Berserker
TigerMask11 - Taiga
7isunlucky - ? Maybe Nanaya? Not enough info.
Pleasuring myself - Kirei

What do you think? Am I missing anybody.

[eddyak]

Kishi Ou is Saber. I'd think cheshire cat was Archer, but it doesn't have capitals.

Also, this is great.

[gwonbush]

Toosexyforshirt is Roa.

[Arashi_Leonhart]

I'd think cheshire cat was Archer, but it doesn't have capitals.

Epiren was right about Realitybites being Archer.

Some of them probably won't be obvious until I post more.

[eddyak]

Rereading it, I started laughing halfway through.

15:20 <Taboo>: So has anyone actually watched it?
15:20 <Seigi>: No
15:20 <UnlimitedGirlsWork>: No

[Altima of the Gates]

7isunlucky I would think is Nanako.

[Keyne]

Pleasuringmyself. XD

[Arashi_Leonhart]

04:41 <Toosexyforshirt>: God I love having long hair
04:43 <BestMagus>: How very gay of you
04:43 <Iknownothing>: gay
04:43 <Iknownothing>: screw you sniper
04:44 <Toosexyforshirt>: Best, someday you’ll understand when the girls fawn over it
04:44 <Pleasuring myself>: Mullets forever
04:44 <Pleasuring myself>: Business at front, party in the back, very much my motto.
04:45 <BestMagus>: Girls already play with my hair
04:45 <BestMagus>: All the time
04:45 <BestMagus>: haha
04:45 <BestMagus>: When they’re facing me anyway
04:46 <Swallowbane>: Indeed it is that long hair should show the sign of virility in a man.
04:47 <Babyseverywhere>: HAHEHUHEHO
04:47 <Swallowbane>: You, quiet.
04:49 <itsnotNTR>: It can be difficult to manage without a woman’s touch, however.
==04:50 <Blue Horizon > has logged in==
04:50 <itsnotNTR>: Especially after wearing a helm
04:51 <Shootslikeahundred>: GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA
04:51 <Iknownothing>: yours is slicked back tho
04:51 <Shootslikeahundred>: GRRAA GRRRRRR
04:51 <Toosexyforshirt>: You also have the abs, man.
04:52 <Toosexyforshirt>: This one has the legs
*Toosexyforshirt oogles Blue Horizon’s legs
04:54 <Blue Horizon>: What’re we talking about?
04:54 <Fire*Emblem>: I hate Kingdom Hearts
04:55 <Blue Horizon>: ^?
04:56 <Iknownothing>: oh
04:56 <Iknownothing>: OH I get it
04:56 <Iknownothing>: hair! haha
04:57 <Kishi Ou>: I do not understand
04:57 <Iknownothing>: you say that a lot
04:58 <Swallowbane>: I believe he was making some kind of obscure reference.
05:01 <Blue Horizon>: So…talking about hair?
05:02 <Kishi Ou>: Proper care is important. It can be a sign of a well-groomed knight.
05:02 <itsnotNTR>: Indeed.
05:03 <Kishi Ou>: Silence, you. My bath never was the same after that stint you pulled with the Lady.
==05:03 <proto_dracula> has logged in==
05:04 <Blue Horizon>: I never have to take care of my hair, it just has plenty of borrowed strength : DDD
05:05 <proto_dracula>: DID SOMEONE SAY THEY BORROWED MY HAIR AGAIN
05:05 <Toosexyforshirt>: heh
05:05 <Toosexyforshirt>: It’s funny because it doesn’t grow back
05:07 <proto_dracula>: gimme it baaaack, I want shiki to play with it
*proto_dracula jumps on Kishi Ou and pulls at her hair
05:07 <Kishi Ou>: 0892qhyr34 23s;lkj;e
05:07 <Iknownothing>: ^ the hell?
==05:11 <Seigi> has logged in==
05:12 <Seigi>: Is Tohsaka on? The computer just jumped at Saber.

[Aiden]

Arcueid~.

Wait is that Altrouge too ahhaha