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  1. March 8th, 2013, 07:08 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattias View Post
    This was my breaking point. I couldn't stop laughing.
    Same here.
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  2. March 8th, 2013, 08:43 AM #22
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    That's not Old English at all!

    /seika-level pedantry
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  3. March 8th, 2013, 09:00 AM #23
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    Moczo's Crack Fics should be classified as a Weapon of Mass Destruction by Incessant Laughter.

    Please, Moczo, never lose that talent.
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    Moczo, your humour is splendid. Never tarnish it.
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  5. March 8th, 2013, 09:43 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    And now I'm horrified at how Gawain would take this kid.

    Gawain: I've been set aside by all the writers for this..... Gary Stu?
    Apparently it's canon that Galahad is just that much of a Gary Stu.


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  6. March 8th, 2013, 09:46 AM #26
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    Yeeeep.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Now Moczo needs to do something with Mordred.
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    Aiden's mind is a scary place, but this part is nice.
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    I dunno, I quite like Aiden's mind.
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  8. March 8th, 2013, 10:28 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aiden View Post
    Now Moczo needs to do something with Mordred.
    You fool, you'll inspire him. Only I get to do that!


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  9. March 8th, 2013, 10:30 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    You fool, you'll inspire him. Only I get to do that!
    Oh please, you know you'd enjoy it if he did that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycodrake View Post
    Aiden's mind is a scary place, but this part is nice.
    Quote Originally Posted by Radiantbeam View Post
    I dunno, I quite like Aiden's mind.
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  10. March 8th, 2013, 10:56 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    You fool, you'll inspire him. Only I get to do that!
    Then get to it!

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  11. March 8th, 2013, 11:14 AM #31
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    Read this in a library.

    Was kicked out of the library.

    I have no regrets.
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    Apparently, I'm okay at writing quests. Neat.

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    Ah, Moczo. Continuing to bring the awesome. I should get an e-reader to put your books on.

    Favourite line, myself:

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    We should see the return of Funkmaster Lance if that Mordred idea comes into fruition.
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  15. March 8th, 2013, 05:54 PM #35
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    Oh god, this made my day.
    And my week.
    And month.
    And possibly even the whole year.

    You are amazing, Mozco.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DezoPenguin View Post
    But thus far, you folks are all overlooking one thing: He came up with this gem in the same month as which he is writing another humor fic for the contest. Meaning that this is merely the throwaway dross, the extra chaff his imagination just had lying around the workshop after extracting the humorous fruit from his loom. Imagine the implications!
    My poor sides may not be able to take it...
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  17. March 8th, 2013, 07:38 PM #37
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    ... Now I am wondering what I would do with Mordred, and how she/he would further deteriorate the trailer park that I have made of Camelot.
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    I think it's less that we're elitist assholes and more that that's just plain terrible.
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    Jesus fucking christ on a hopped up crutch.

    Part of being a writer is to fuck what people think and tell you and just write. Write to prove the naysayers wrong. Throw your giant brass testies on the table and say, "Look at that bitch, I wrote it. Fuck yeah."

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  18. March 8th, 2013, 07:41 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moczo View Post
    ... Now I am wondering what I would do with Mordred, and how she/he would further deteriorate the trailer park that I have made of Camelot.
    Camelot is a silly place, after all.~
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    Yes, excellent. Go, Lyco, my proxy.
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  19. March 8th, 2013, 11:15 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moczo View Post
    ... Now I am wondering what I would do with Mordred, and how she/he would further deteriorate the trailer park that I have made of Camelot.
    Now I'm thinking of Merlin hosting a Jerry Springer-ish show featuring the Knights of the Round Table....

    Crowd of peasants: "Merlin! Merlin! Merlin!"

    Melin: "Arthur. *dramatic Pause* You ARE the Father!"
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    I reviewed this on FFnet already, so I'll just say...

    Delicious! Can't wait to see your contest entry!
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