Family Affairs (Arturia, Lancelot, Really Bad Old English)

[Aiden]

Poor Arturia. Maybe next time she'll remember not to consider the advice of a man who gave her a penis as a joke!

That penis is to blame for her being in this situation to begin with!

[RadiantBeam]

So basically, everything is Merlin's fault.

[Aiden]

Except the part where Mordred wants under her father's skirts, yeah.

[Mashina]

She wouldn't want under her father's skirts if she didn't exist, so it's still Merlin's fault.

[eddyak]

Don't be silly. Merlin is wisest and powerfulest. Giving her a penis probably threw off a situation where the entirety of Camelot, and probably the world, were destroyed/enslaved/turned to Ye Olde Bagels by some unnamed villain you never got to see because Merlin cleverly cast Cock of the Infinite (level 9), totally destroying his/her/its plans.

[honed]

This story was horrible, absolutely dreadful. I wouldn't speak of it in the same breath as Behind Closed Doors. Seriously, I only began to suffer from oxygen deprivation after Galahad stole the spotlight. This isn't worth emailing to anyone but the Monty Python fans I know.

[Lycodrake]

So that's why Mordred attacked Camelot. She just wanted attention =V

Morgan was giving Mordred attention, just not the sort of attention Mordred wanted - you know, since Morgan had gone batshit insane by this point but being wise and powerful enough to not have magic backlash at her - trying to brainwash Mordred into puppet king. In her own way, Morgan was showing love...just seriously demented love.

Holy crap that sounds a lot like Crona.

[Moczo]

*snip*

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*Stands up*

*Slow applause*

Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.