Dear TIK
How do I get my own yandere?
Sincerely,
Iucif3r
Dear TIK
How do I get my own yandere?
Sincerely,
Iucif3r
干将・莫耶
Spoiler:
鶴翼三連
I am who I am, and I choose my own way to burn.
Its not a phase, its a way of life, do not leave things half-arsed, stick with it all the way.
Dear TIK,
I feel like trying something new on FFtactics.
Can you recommend me some sort of challenge?
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Dear Milbunk,
When the rooster crows thirty five times in rapid succession.
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Team TIK
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Dear Lucifer,
Buy a Gasai Yuno action figure!
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Team TIK
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Dear Lotus,
Have seventy two consecutive masturbation sessions.
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Team TIK
Dear TIK,
I got a problem here. It turns out that I invited both EMIYA and Gilgamesh into my house at the same time. I only have a few minutes left until they come. What should I do to deal with this problem?
Dear Enigmatic,
Get the fuck out of the house. Or invite Shirou, too. That way they'll gang up on him.
From,
Team TIK
Dear TIK,
Thanks for the advice. I convinced Shirou that I needed help in cooking, and everything else is just gravy. Now, I'm not sure of how to commemorate this day of awesomeness. Care to give me some suggestions?
Dear Enigmatic,
Take a joy ride on Gigly-chan's ridiculous space ship.
From,
Team TIK
Dear Team TIK,
I'd like to ask you a question--but there's No Time to Explain!
A guy in a black jumpsuit with a red trenchcoat and a Wave Motion Laser Gun bursts through the 4th Wall into the room.
"There's no time to explain! Follow me t--"
GIANT ENEMY CRAB INTERRUPT "Oh Christ!"
A giant, red lobster claw appears from the hole in the wall and grabs GARLAK, forcing him to drop his Wave Motion Laser Gun.
"I should have seen this coming!!"
Dear TIK,
Gilgy-chan just gave me that immortality plant (or was it seaweed) that he was about to give to a snake as thanks for giving him a chance to kill a faker. What should I do now? I've been thinking of mastering the second magic and joining Zelretch on his trolling sprees. It would normally take a person at least a millennium to do so, but I have all the time in the world now.
Dear Garlak,
We will save you friend!
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Team TIK
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Dear Enigmatic,
Go back in time, and make sure Gargoyles never gets canceled. The same goes for Samurai Jack, Megas XLR, and many other cartoons that were awesome.
From,
Team TIK
Dear TIK,
If a black man in a bear suit just pulled out a gun, pointed it at you, and said "GIVE ME YO PIC-A-NIC BASKET!" how would you react?
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Dear Lotus,
I would break him in half with my face.
From,
Team TIK
Dear TIK,
How does it feel knowing that there will be nobody in your life willing to sacrifice themselves to save your life?
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I'll field that question!Originally Posted by Lotus Saint
To answer it... let's go ask GARLAK!
*zoom in on a man in black and red being carried by a crab*
"OH GOD SHOULDN'T I BE PASSING OUT BY NOW?! I came back to the future to deliver a warning--MY RIBS!! They're in my eye! Oh god I can only hope this is all worth it! Hurry, Team TIK!"
Yeah, I think it's fair to say GARLAK more then gave his life for Team TIK....
I mean, he gave them a freaking LASER GUN! What, are you people made from stone or something??
Wut is this I dun even
ANYWAY, Ask Team TIK is brought to you by:
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Dear Garlak,
You didn't so much sacrifice yourself so much as TIK used you being attacked as a chance to cheese it.
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I would love to tell you all about Team TIK's awesome future rescue of GARLAK--there were lots of explosions and faces melting involved, really, you had to be there--but THERE'S NO TIME!
Dear Garlak,
Those didn't actually happen.
Those were all delusions of how you wanted it to go.
If you can't accept that then I'll have to destroy those delusions of yours!
Last edited by Lotus Saint; April 9th, 2011 at 01:48 AM.
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Dear Team TIK,
To hit or not hit? Please advise. And also note, the woman in question likes to use chains/whips and is a dominatrix.
Thanks,
Marth
I'll answer that question!
Yes, hit that like the fist of the northern star!
But it would be best to turn the tables on her and become the dominate one.
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