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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Does the chicken die when a car makes it roadkill?
Why does my old Algebra teacher assume that black people know how to make fried chicken?
All these questions and more will be answered! You just gotta ask them!
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- Theocrass (TIK Ranger Brown!)
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Last edited by Theocrass; April 12th, 2011 at 02:32 AM.
Dear Team TIK,
Can I haz cheezburger?
Dear Listener,
This is a very delicate matter that needs to handled with utmost sensitivity. Many people ask for cheezburger, but they are not prepared for the raw explosion of flavor they receive. Truthfully, only those with tiger blood (like Charlie Sheen) can handle the cheezburger. Why is this, you ask? Well, we're not sure ourselves. There may be a link to Old Spice deodorant and crack, both of which felines produce naturally with their sweat. So, unless you possess tiger blood or are actually a tiger, then no. I'm afraid you cannot haz cheezburger. Our sincerest condolences.
From,
Team TIK
Dear Team TIK,
How about babies? I hear that they're quite good when roasted, and my diet could use a change.
Sincerely,
Marth
Dear Listener,
Babies are indeed good eating. We here at Team TIK find that babies are at their absolute best, when their soul has been extracted from their body. After extracting the soul, transmute it into a clear liquid and pour it into a wineglass. Then, roast the now functionally dead baby body in the oven for 10 minutes at 360 degrees. Enjoy your soul punch with roasted baby meat. We wish you good eats.
From,
Team TIK
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My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Dear Team TIK,
I just smoked a paper cigarette while reading hentai doujinshi and it felt so good. Can you suggest anymore alternative ways to pass time?
Sincerely,
Ivan The Mouse
You guys are SIC! how can you do that?! You don't eat babies! You let them turn into lolis!Originally Posted by Theocrass
Trapped within my fierce desire, resistance is futile. Screaming for your life, nowhere to hide,
Tonight we cross the line, your innocence is mine!
Dear Ivan,
I also recommend going for long walks on the beach looking for baby seals to rehabiliate. It's how I always start my morning.
Alternatively, smoking a paper cigarette while playing videogames is a suitable alternative.
- Team TIK
Dear DarkMAN,
An excellent point there, Listener. Which reminds me, did you all know that a child dies every 10 seconds somewhere in the world? Many of them before they even reach six years of age.
Think about that one for a second there.
- Team TIK
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
And now we here at Team TIK would like to remind you that if you ever find yourself running from vicious, man-eating zombies, Nike is the shoe for you!
Dear Team TIK,
There's GODDAMN ZOMBIE KITTENS on my lawn! And it's night outside, so I can't see well enough to shoot the damn things! And I have no spotlights!
What should I do?
Sincerely,
Marth
Dear Listener,
Get ready to hold the line all night long until dawn breaks. Make sure you've had plenty of calories and a sturdy crowbar. After that, be sure to install the necessary anti-zombie kitten precautions as recommended by your local task force. Be sure to not forget the firebomb lawn gnomes, either.
Sincerely,
Team TIK
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Dear Team TIK,
I have a problem. I cannot choose between the two shown below.
OR
Please advise me on this most important of matters.
Sincerely,
Marth
P.S. Zombie kittens were eliminated thanks to timely arrival of reinforcements. Broke more than a few of my good butcher knives stabbing kittens, though.
Dear Listener,
Top one definitely. But that's just one man's opinion.
-Team TIK
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Dear Marth,
Alternatively, you could choose Hilary Clinton, and I don't mean in an election.
Sincirely,
Team TIK
Dear Team TIK,
How do I shot web?
Confusedly,
Marth
Dear Marth,
Open your Internet browser, pick up a gun and load it, cock it and point it in the monitor's direction. Then, pull the trigger.
- Team TIK
Dear Team TIK,
I can't decide which is more moe: zombie yome who thinks literally eating you is romantic sounding or ghost yome that tries to kill you whenever you try to actually help her.
In crisis,
Zero
Dear MZeroX,
Yes. :3
From,
TIK
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