This or That?

[Enhance]

British food. I don't like beer and I like bacon eggs.

Highway or subway?

[Polly]

As in British or American English?

[Kotonoha]

Highway because we don't have none of those fancy subways here.

Submarines or sub sandwiches.

[KENTA]

Sub Sandwiches. Much easier to digest.

Freak Out or Break Out

[Polly]

Don't Toronto and Montreal have a subway/underground?

And submarines because I don't know what Freak Out and Break Out are.

Canada or Australia?

[Enhance]

Canada, eh.

Spit or swallow? (No one did that joke yet?)

[KENTA]

Swallow. How else are you supposed to get that sweet goodness?

Hizzouse or Hizzizzouse?

[Enhance]

Hizzouse sounds less sophisticated.

Give or take?

[Leftovers]

take take take

Gin or vodka?

[Enhance]

Gin sounds more expensive.

Qwerty or dvorak?

[Mare Boy]

Qwerty because I discovered those are the first five letters of the upper left part of my keyboard.

Steal Tohno Shiki's harem or Araragi Koyomi's harem?

[Servant Shiki]

Considering that one of them is capable of killing me and its my favorite character, then Araragi's harem.

Blondes or Readheads?

[LJ3]

Blondes. I like them.

Living in the mountains or near the coast?

[Mare Boy]

Redheads, that's just me though.
And so the sniping begins. Mountains so I can get buff.

Adopt child Shiki as your son or child Shirou?

[Enhance]

Adopt Shirou, get free cooking/cleaning maid.

Train with Rin or train with Saber?

[Leftovers]

Train with Rin, if you know what I mean. hey it rhymes too

Melon or watermelon?

[Fingolfin]

Melon.

Strawberries or chocolate?

[Lycodrake]

Chocolate, of the dark variety.

Jellyfish or centipede?

[Leftovers]

Jellyfish~

Hoenn or Sinnoh?

[Lycodrake]

Hoenn, because Gen. III is a favorite of mine; that's mainly because of Treecko+evos, but there's also Whismur+evos, Spoink+evo, and a few others.

Telepathy or telekinesis?