9. I like more cookies.
Coffee or tea?
9. I like more cookies.
Coffee or tea?
VG characters, since i wasn't allowed to watch TV as a child, so no such thing as classic CN characters.
Water Sports or Rope Sports?
Rope.
Bread or rice?
rice.
Fried or Steamed?
Trap.
Condoms or morning after?
suicide. (what does being drunk have to do with the morning after pill?)
original art or fan art? (in touhou)
Saber, for the phallic references.
Hurricane or Lightning Strike?
bce. become time traveling inventor using common sense from now. fuck bitches, get money.
be OP from the start, or steal every ability you come into contact with?
Steal every ability, because being generic is far easier to write for than being OP from the start and still finding ways to keep things interesting.
Death or Lawyers?
Death, at least this guy will have a friendly game of chess with you.
pictures or voice tapes?
Voice tapes.
1 week of contact or 1 year of video calls?
yes. i plead inclusive-or.
Long distance relationship or close-distance taboo?
CDT. LDR sucks.
White Knights or Trolls?
White Knights. Glorious Master Race.
Leg. it's a better bludgeoning object.
Game so easy it needs cheat codes to be harder for fun, or game so hard that it requires cheats to be fun?