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  1. June 6th, 2013, 02:26 PM #1
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    Ask a serious question, get a stupid answer!

    Like the title implies, the poster above you asks a serious or sincere question, then you reply in an ubsurd or unreasonable fashion along with another sincere question for the next poster to answer etc.

    Example:
    A: Why do people laugh in class every time someone mentions the planet Uranus in the lecture?

    B: They think your teacher is referring to chicken genitals.
    When will the planet die?

    C: When Nasu writes Tsuki 2, which won't happen in our lifetime for sure.
    Why.... etc.

    Why can't we use our brains to the fullest potential yet?
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    Even servant fights don't usually take place over and entire city and destroying bridges.
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    More for secrecy than anything.Then you remember how Saber was going to blow away Shirou's neighborhood with Excalibur for only some skeleton warriors in Fate.
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    Saber isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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    Because the marmosets are stopping us.

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    "Do you ever wonder why we are here?"

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    San Diego. The truth was in front of us all along.

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    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.
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    You finally completing that tranny operation.

    Why?
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    Because.

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    Yes but it's going to cost extra and take longer because these parts have to be ordered from out of state.

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    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.
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    Because I wanted to spend my day chatting on a porn forum.

    Why do people consider property damage on the same level of moral violation as murder?
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    So I could masturbate more.
    Because George Bush hates black people

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    Nope, I look much better in it.

    If I was to turn into a zombie, what would you do?

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  11. June 6th, 2013, 02:38 PM #11
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    You look better with it coming off.

    Shrug, and walk away.

    Should I punt this dog that won't shut up?
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  12. June 6th, 2013, 02:39 PM #12
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    Feed you Kenta-chan's brains.


    should I take my cat to the vet?
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    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.
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  13. June 6th, 2013, 02:39 PM #13
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    You should hotbox that cunt first. That cunt being Jade

    Better to pee yourself at school or at work?
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    Edit: snipes all day er'ry day
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    School is where the zombies are man.

    What's the fundamental theorem of calculus again?
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    calculate your lust for the old man teaching you.

    should i eat something today?
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    You should eat dat chocolate dat de girl dun gived you.

    What should I eat for lunch?
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    Eminem's salsa but no pretty girls dancing.

    When can I start dating?
    Quote Originally Posted by ChronoReverse View Post
    Even servant fights don't usually take place over and entire city and destroying bridges.
    Quote Originally Posted by Altima of the Gates View Post
    More for secrecy than anything.Then you remember how Saber was going to blow away Shirou's neighborhood with Excalibur for only some skeleton warriors in Fate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vagrant View Post
    Saber isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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  19. June 6th, 2013, 03:17 PM #19
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    When science is logically proven wrong by religion.

    onomatopoeia or long quotations?
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  20. June 6th, 2013, 03:24 PM #20
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    Boom.

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