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    I just realized that Archer is a total Twinkie. Uses a Western bow, fires with Western techniques, chants all his spells in English. It's like he's ashamed of being Japanese or something.

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    He is Nasu's SI OC in the war of legendary heroes. And Nasu is totally westaboo.
    [04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackField View Post
    Mongolian archery: you never miss, ever. If you do miss you aren't using Mongolian archery.
    Fuck you, last thing I needed was a 2AM Genghis Grill craving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcjon01 View Post
    I just realized that Archer is a total Twinkie. Uses a Western bow, fires with Western techniques, chants all his spells in English. It's like he's ashamed of being Japanese or something.
    Well you've got to remember he's made of swords and the best swords are all western. Inferior Yamato steel is inferior.

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    lol, so Nasu himself is aware of MM's"Dark" messup? thats pretty hilarious.
    so Gil's Vajra is actually a projectile weapon that shhots lightning, way to explain the silly design of it Nasu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcjon01 View Post
    I just realized that Archer is a total Twinkie. Uses a Western bow, fires with Western techniques, chants all his spells in English. It's like he's ashamed of being Japanese or something.
    hes prolly ashamed of what a borderline
    racist rightwinger he was in his youth.
    "I DONT COOK SHITTY WESTERN FOOD NOW EAT YOUR MISO SOUP. ILLYA, SABER, BE HAPPY I LET FILTHY GAIJINS LIKE YOU IN MY PANTS HOUSE GRAAAAAAGH"

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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    He's not.

    He's French.

    checkmate, atheists
    I have french ancestors, gimme that sword.

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    This isn't even Elephants-tier, how did you think that
    [04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    This isn't even Elephants-tier, how did you think that
    who the Fu**/stay night are you answering to

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    Woh, thanks McJon!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mcjon01 View Post
    Bakuya is the Japanese name for Moye.
    Af first, I read that as "Bakuya is the Japanese name for Moe." I was like : Wat.

    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster View Post
    He's not.

    He's French.

    checkmate, atheists
    Great, I'm French. Gimme that sword and I'm gonna kick soma ass.

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    My grandpa was French do I qualify too?


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    We shall fight crime together as the three musketeers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    My grandpa was French do I qualify too?
    No.
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    My grandpa was French do I qualify too?
    Dude your grandpa would have been an amaranthacea from central asia, don't pretend to be french.

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    I have a somewhat distant relative at France...do I qualify?
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    AMERICANS, EH?

    "In the “Völsunga Saga”, it was taken from Fafnir’s treasures by the clan that killed Sigurd. Its curse causes all who possess it to surely die."

    Wut

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeopardBear View Post
    No.
    I only asked that because it's 4 fucking am and you're never on at 4 fucking am.

    Go back to bed Leo yoooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    I only asked that because it's 4 fucking am and you're never on at 4 fucking am.

    Go back to bed Leo yoooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    the power of being stuck with family and timezones
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    God dammit now even staying up all night is no way to escape your denial of my ancestry. This isn't fair!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Break View Post
    lol, so Nasu himself is aware of MM's"Dark" messup? thats pretty hilarious.
    so Gil's Vajra is actually a projectile weapon that shhots lightning, way to explain the silly design of it Nasu.
    You try translating "By the way, it's supposed to be spelled 'dirk', not 'dark' like darkness," in a way that doesn't sound completely insane in English when you've already been spelling it dirk the whole time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Petrikow View Post
    AMERICANS, EH?

    "In the “Völsunga Saga”, it was taken from Fafnir’s treasures by the clan that killed Sigurd. Its curse causes all who possess it to surely die."

    Wut
    I think they're conflating it with the curse on Fafnir's treasure in general, which Sigurd pretty hilariously wasn't even a little bit afraid of since "everybody has to die sometime and it's better to be filthy rich until then". But the part about Dainsleif being in Fafnir's treasure, which Hogni and his brothers stole from Sigurd after they plotted his death, that's all legit.

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    Sigurds philosophy is dammn straight.

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    the destructive power of EA is equivalent to the destructive power of Excalibur?

    so wait, when not meeting each other they deal the same damage?


    ...nah, least not now. Nasu wank on gil must have left that behind ages ago.
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    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.

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