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    The Legend of Akihander

    "The Legend of Akihander" by Mereo Flere

    Summary: She could have been a Queen - if she had ever managed to convince anybody she had breasts.

    Once, long ago, there was a conqueror
    Known by all as the great Akihander
    On plains and flatlands, no one was stronger
    Yet that did not appease this commander

    She turned to the mountains, her greatest bane
    And, in her anger, launched a new campaign
    She struggled and fought, but all was in vain
    In the end, the defeat drove her insane

    On her deathbed, wracked by regrets and ills
    She realized all she wanted were some hills

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    秩序 Order Erlkonig's Avatar
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    I lol'd.
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    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    *applause*
    <Satehi> I, satehi, thought of tentacles first for entirely inappropriate, disgusting, lewd and perverted reasons

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    Great poem there.

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    Nice one.

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    Byron, eat your heart out.
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    Marvelous. ;__;
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    This may hurt a little Neir's Avatar
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    And thus, Akihander wept, for there were no more Nii-sans to conquer.

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    It was a task beyond her, and yet we loved her for those fields and plains...
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    This may hurt a little Neir's Avatar
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    Mostly plains. Maybe some shrubs.

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    Akihander got NTR'd because of those damned barbarians from the hills.
    Arthur-san is my waifu
    [20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
    [17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay

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    Poor Akihander. ^_^

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