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    Fate Over 9000: A F/SN & KnK Crack

    Dedicated to the
    leobear
    FREEDOM EAGLE




    Against a mighty opponent, Shirou faced his enemy.

    Unlike in many other realities, however, he was not alone. Red hair and golden-brown eyes turned, meeting brown-black hair and black eyes. The girl at his side nodded.



    -]|[-



    "I am... the
    boner
    bone
    of my
    Ryougi
    Shiki
    !



    Shiki: Sorry Saber, Rin, Sakura,
    I'm also better in bed
    he doesn't need you anymore.



    Mystic Eyes of
    Death Perception
    is my body and
    Void
    Shiki
    is my blood!



    EMIYA: How does that even work?!?!



    Unaware of
    Gary Stu
    powerlevels
    , Nor aware of
    Mary Sue
    balance
    !

    Rin: So, are you telling me that she is Akasha incarnated into physical form?! Ridiculous!

    Zelretch:
    I couldn't resist
    ...


    Rin: This is all your fault! I know it!

    Zelretch:
    sorry
    ...

    Withstood pain to create
    SHIKI
    Shiki
    , waiting for
    his
    her
    arrival!


    Medusa: Wait, she has a guy inside her as well? And you've
    had sex
    performed a tantric ritual
    with
    him
    her
    ?...
    gay
    interesting
    .

    Sakura: Sempai!
    Do you think he likes threesomes?
    I never knew you were into experimenting~


    Medusa: I think
    banging Shiki
    ...that...
    already counts as a threesome. Or foursome.


    I have no
    shame
    regrets
    . This is the
    harem route
    only path
    .



    Arturia: I understand, Shirou.
    Feed me. Please?
    As long as the pristine quality of your food remains unmarred
    , I shall turn a blind eye to
    it
    his
    her
    antics.




    My entire life was... Unlimited
    Ryougi
    Shiki
    Works!"



    Shirou: King of Heroes, do you have enough Shiki?

    Rin: He doesn't even have one.

    EMIYA: And I thought he owned every treasure in the world... not even a Shiki Prototype.



    -]|[-



    From a dusky world with an ever-setting sun, a limitless rain of Ryougi Shiki streaked down from gargantuan gears set in the sky.




    Introducing

    Fate:
    over
    9000
    !!!


    Starring:

    Infinite Operation of Shiki
    Shirou Emiya


    Mary Sue & Boned of Shirou
    Ryougi Shiki







    And other
    less important
    characters









    -]|[-







    Shirou: And for my
    flashy demonstration
    finishing move
    of
    overpowered Gary Stu-ness
    JUSTICE


    "Trace- On."


    "Alteration. My core is twisted in
    Shiki
    madness
    "








    So, erm, I uh, was tired as hell last night, and was tired of reading people
    whining
    complaining
    about how overpowered many authors make
    mary sue
    Shirou
    in their fanfiction (God Slaying Blade Works, Fate Revenant, Miracle of Zero), and, er, I had this idea for a crack, hopefully reducing/redirecting complaints away from these guys, who aren't really all that overpowered (except for Gabriel Blessing. Screw In Flight Shirou).
    leobear
    Lord
    have mercy.



    Last edited by NewAgeOfPower; June 24th, 2013 at 02:32 PM.
    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster;
    And treat those two impostors just the same,

    -Ruyard Kipling, "If"

    -)|(-

    My works [Updated June 21st, 2013]


    "From a dusky world with an ever-setting sun, a limitless rain of Ryougi Shiki streaked down from gargantuan gears set in the sky." Fate: Over 9000, my best Crack yet.

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    Revision 4 done. Slightly more readable now.

    Throwing in the towel for now.

    EDIT: Revision 6, holy crap, just noticed I missed an entire stanza from my word doc.
    Last edited by NewAgeOfPower; June 22nd, 2013 at 02:44 AM.
    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster;
    And treat those two impostors just the same,

    -Ruyard Kipling, "If"

    -)|(-

    My works [Updated June 21st, 2013]


    "From a dusky world with an ever-setting sun, a limitless rain of Ryougi Shiki streaked down from gargantuan gears set in the sky." Fate: Over 9000, my best Crack yet.

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    Lolz

    XD
    Okay, I laughed.



    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam View Post
    Not my fault Shirou is an awesome bro to lesbians.

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    You made me smile.

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    This is pretty funny.

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    Medusa's "interesting (gay)" cracked me up.

    Quote Originally Posted by celsius View Post
    If Saber and Shirou got married... Would that make Shirou the Queen of Britain?

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    Would have smiled if actually just dumb wanking, instead sort of just dumb.
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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    I smiled - it was an odd smile that read: What the hell am I reading?

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    I smiled, but it may have just been a facial tic. I'll wait for more to confirm this reaction.
    Spoiler:

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    “Reincarnate into a cooler cat. Maybe I'll give a damn then.”
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    "Live Slow, Die Whenever."
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    If I got a cent everytime I read "Mou~" in a Nanoha fic, I could buy a yacht and laugh at poor people.

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    What is this I don't even?
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    ... Wut.
    The right corner of my mouth is twitching upwards, and my brain is trying to translate the instructions to my facial muscles.
    What did I just read?
    ... Does anyone remember this thread: http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread...-input-welcome ?

    So, according to D&D's alignment check, I'm a True Neutral. Huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olive View Post
    I smiled, but it may have just been a facial tic. I'll wait for more to confirm this reaction.
    It is
    fortunately
    the case
    that this is a one-shot. Since this is my most unpopular work yet, despite it being my magnum opus of <<<Absolute
    Crack
    Territory
    >>>.
    Last edited by NewAgeOfPower; June 24th, 2013 at 10:55 PM.
    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster;
    And treat those two impostors just the same,

    -Ruyard Kipling, "If"

    -)|(-

    My works [Updated June 21st, 2013]


    "From a dusky world with an ever-setting sun, a limitless rain of Ryougi Shiki streaked down from gargantuan gears set in the sky." Fate: Over 9000, my best Crack yet.

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    Awesome one-shot!

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    All I can do is applaud.
    I’m proposing a toast: to this beautiful fabric that binds our very world together.
    Of course, I’d say the most beautiful thing is watching it elegantly ripped apart.
    Now, drink up! Surely you know, there’s always the best time to be had
    in that dangerously intoxicating state, right on the border of consciousness.

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    Usually I would read the complainings about necroing and not say anything, but this time, I have to thank you, because I missed this.

    NewAgeofPower? Well done! My What's-this-I-don't-ever-metre has exploded. Twice!

    Spoiler:
    Quote Originally Posted by shiningphoenix View Post
    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
    Quote Originally Posted by Vigilantia View Post
    AC!Rin. Fixing problems one moan at a time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sage of Eyes View Post
    Denizens of another dimension, meet Rin Tohsaka, Tsundere of Mass Destruction
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    I dont even know what Lunatique is. I assume it's terrible for the sake of argument.

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    Hey, I saw it in his sig and thought "hm, what's this". I was possessed and forced to necro!
    I’m proposing a toast: to this beautiful fabric that binds our very world together.
    Of course, I’d say the most beautiful thing is watching it elegantly ripped apart.
    Now, drink up! Surely you know, there’s always the best time to be had
    in that dangerously intoxicating state, right on the border of consciousness.

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    And, as I said, thank you for your necromatic powers. *laughs*

    Spoiler:
    Quote Originally Posted by shiningphoenix View Post
    Rin: "I wanted Saber..."
    Archer: "What? But Archers are all insanely OP, it's like a rule or something, why would you think Sabers were better?"
    Rin: "Sabers are more molestable..."
    Quote Originally Posted by Vigilantia View Post
    AC!Rin. Fixing problems one moan at a time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sage of Eyes View Post
    Denizens of another dimension, meet Rin Tohsaka, Tsundere of Mass Destruction
    Quote Originally Posted by Christemo View Post
    I dont even know what Lunatique is. I assume it's terrible for the sake of argument.

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    Oh hey, I can say I liked this now.
    Supports:


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    canon finish apo vol 3

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    Its great.
    Funny Gif


    Favorite Nasuverse Quote


    I found these two from Tumblr
    Ufotable vs Visual Novel



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    Wow I don't even remember this. Reading it now the formatting fuckery is kinda fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?


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