Fate Over 9000: A F/SN & KnK Crack

[NewAgeOfPower]

Dedicated to the

leobear

FREEDOM EAGLE

Against a mighty opponent, Shirou faced his enemy.

Unlike in many other realities, however, he was not alone. Red hair and golden-brown eyes turned, meeting brown-black hair and black eyes. The girl at his side nodded.

-]|[-

"I am... the

boner

bone

of my

Ryougi

Shiki

!

Shiki: Sorry Saber, Rin, Sakura,

I'm also better in bed

he doesn't need you anymore.

Mystic Eyes of

Death Perception

is my body and

Void

Shiki

is my blood!

EMIYA: How does that even work?!?!

Unaware of

Gary Stu

powerlevels

, Nor aware of

Mary Sue

balance

!

Rin: So, are you telling me that she is Akasha incarnated into physical form?! Ridiculous!

Zelretch:

I couldn't resist

...

Rin: This is all your fault! I know it!

Zelretch:

sorry

...

Withstood pain to create

SHIKI

Shiki

, waiting for

his

her

arrival!

Medusa: Wait, she has a guy inside her as well? And you've

had sex

performed a tantric ritual

with

him

her

?...

gay

interesting

.

Sakura: Sempai!

Do you think he likes threesomes?

I never knew you were into experimenting~

Medusa: I think

banging Shiki

...that...

already counts as a threesome. Or foursome.

I have no

shame

regrets

. This is the

harem route

only path

.

Arturia: I understand, Shirou.

Feed me. Please?

As long as the pristine quality of your food remains unmarred

, I shall turn a blind eye to

it

his

her

antics.

My entire life was... Unlimited

Ryougi

Shiki

Works!"

Shirou: King of Heroes, do you have enough Shiki?

Rin: He doesn't even have one.

EMIYA: And I thought he owned every treasure in the world... not even a Shiki Prototype.

-]|[-

From a dusky world with an ever-setting sun, a limitless rain of Ryougi Shiki streaked down from gargantuan gears set in the sky.

Introducing

Fate:

over

9000

!!!


Starring:

Infinite Operation of Shiki

Shirou Emiya

Mary Sue & Boned of Shirou

Ryougi Shiki

And other

less important

characters

-]|[-

Shirou: And for my

flashy demonstration

finishing move

of

overpowered Gary Stu-ness

JUSTICE

"Trace- On."


"Alteration. My core is twisted in

Shiki

madness

"

So, erm, I uh, was tired as hell last night, and was tired of reading people

whining

complaining

about how overpowered many authors make

mary sue

Shirou

in their fanfiction (God Slaying Blade Works, Fate Revenant, Miracle of Zero), and, er, I had this idea for a crack, hopefully reducing/redirecting complaints away from these guys, who aren't really all that overpowered (except for Gabriel Blessing. Screw In Flight Shirou).

leobear

Lord

have mercy.