Well, they could just kidnap regular people and force them to cosplay. For, er... ritualistic reasons. >_<
Well, they could just kidnap regular people and force them to cosplay. For, er... ritualistic reasons. >_<
That's far less amusing.
But hilarious to my sadistic side.
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Arturia: Chauffeur/Lady-in-waiting
Alexander: Crazy old chum who majored in political science, lead the debate team and served as ace and captain of the rugby team
Diarmuid: Ex-IRA sniper who burned his bridge with the group when he ran off with his comrade's fiancee (SPIKE WITH AN IRISH ACCENT!)
Gilgamesh: Incredibly wealthy, superstitious Howard Hughes-styled eccentric with a love of old customs and fallen empires who reverses the paradigm by paying Tokiomi to bring him in, being too thick/arrogant to realize that, as a non-Master, he cannot "win" the "ancient power"
Gilles: Ryuunosuke's occasional accomplice, known to the world at large as a patron of the arts, particularly those dedicated to Joan of Arc
Lancelot: MI6 agent who has gone undercover to expose the cult and master of several different forms of both armed and unarmed combat, but he is eventually lead astray by his obsessive need to settle an old score with the Pendragon family (tying in with Lancelot's ability to disguise himself)
Hassan: Dangerously unstable rebel without a case and knife collector who pledged himself to Kirei after Kirei unknowingly spared his life during his tenure in the special forces; the rub is that he only pledged one of his many, many selves to Kirei and the others may not be so willing to cooperate
And here I thought Bitter only likes nice things. You learn something new everyday.
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few Tohsaka. -Fafnir
Naruto is just a shitty little boy taking up space that would be otherwise taken up by competent, otaku-ego-crushing badasses. -Five_X
I anticipate the day when the HA translation comes out and everyone realizes that Caren is the least sexually dominant character in the universe. -Kotonoha
Gun control programs are actually a mage-financed government plot to make mankind start generating hero units again. -McJon
watch dawn of the dead 1972
its horror and emotional
Alex: Waver's distant cousin. Ex-USMC (too loud to be anything else)
Altria: Mercenary with a heart. Traumatized for not being able to prevent a massacre, wants to bring the culprit to justice.
Lancelot: British Intelligence. Used to hire Altria until their relationship soured (hoes are involved)
Gilles: Similar to what Imperial said. Loony patron of the arts. Like Hannibal Lecter, only he makes decorations out of his victims instead of eating them.
Hassan: Iranian Pasdaran, maybe?
Gilgamesh: One of Saddam Hussein's commanders. (if the year doesn't get changed, of course)
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few Tohsaka. -Fafnir
Naruto is just a shitty little boy taking up space that would be otherwise taken up by competent, otaku-ego-crushing badasses. -Five_X
I anticipate the day when the HA translation comes out and everyone realizes that Caren is the least sexually dominant character in the universe. -Kotonoha
Gun control programs are actually a mage-financed government plot to make mankind start generating hero units again. -McJon
dat golden kalashnikov
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few Tohsaka. -Fafnir
Naruto is just a shitty little boy taking up space that would be otherwise taken up by competent, otaku-ego-crushing badasses. -Five_X
I anticipate the day when the HA translation comes out and everyone realizes that Caren is the least sexually dominant character in the universe. -Kotonoha
Gun control programs are actually a mage-financed government plot to make mankind start generating hero units again. -McJon
Bit of an issue that while Fate Gilgamesh being Aryan is not that big of a deal (because that area's where the ethnicity comes from and he's like 4500 years old), a modern day Iraqi being the same kind of requires some explanation.
Last edited by meevanhelot; July 11th, 2013 at 01:54 AM.
You know, this story is really reminding me of one snippet I remember of the 4th War participants being crazy ex RP'ers, but more serious. Looks interesting.
"Fate/stay night: not really an eroge, and not really a cooking sim, but actually an RPG wherein everyone’s primary stat is “self-loathing” and the goal is to level it up beyond all the other characters."
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few Tohsaka. -Fafnir
Naruto is just a shitty little boy taking up space that would be otherwise taken up by competent, otaku-ego-crushing badasses. -Five_X
I anticipate the day when the HA translation comes out and everyone realizes that Caren is the least sexually dominant character in the universe. -Kotonoha
Gun control programs are actually a mage-financed government plot to make mankind start generating hero units again. -McJon