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  1. April 16th, 2015, 11:36 PM #1
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    Saber is Love. Saber is Life.

    I was only a young boy
    I loved Saber so much, I had all the figmas and merchandise
    I kiss them every night before bed, thanking her for everything she's shown me
    They see my love for her and call me a faggot
    I know they don't know better
    I exile myself from the other threads
    I shed a tear, my beard soaks it up
    Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
    It's Saber
    I am so happy
    She whispers into my ear "This is my Garden of Avalon"
    She grabs me with her dainty girl hands free of prana burst strength enhancements and puts me down onto my hands and knees
    I'm ready
    I spread my ass-cheeks for Saber
    She penetrates my butthole with her Merlin-given dragon dick
    It hurts so much but I do it for Saber
    I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
    I push against her Excalibur
    I want Saber to appreciate me as much as I appreciate her
    She SKREEONKS in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her prana
    The other posters see
    Saber looks at them dead in the eyes with her shimmering emerald orbs and says "Ufotable Fate when"
    Saber raids my fridge and leaves through my window
    Saber is love. Saber is life


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    Last edited by BananaShiki; April 16th, 2015 at 11:38 PM.

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    What if EA was in fact EA. As in Electronic Arts.

    Does Gil have to buy DLC for its full power?
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  2. April 17th, 2015, 12:00 AM #2
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  3. April 17th, 2015, 12:06 AM #3
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    I... I have no words.

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  5. April 17th, 2015, 12:16 AM #5
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    I will give props to anyone who can afford to buy every Saber figure ever. Them figmas ain't cheap.
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  6. April 17th, 2015, 12:26 AM #6
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    That's a lot of figures.

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    Does Gil have to buy DLC for its full power?
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  7. April 17th, 2015, 12:30 AM #7
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  8. April 17th, 2015, 12:38 AM #8
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    I'm surprised it took this long for someone to do it, quite frankly.

    ufotable Fate when was the best line.
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  9. April 17th, 2015, 01:02 AM #9
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    Funny.

    It would have make more sense if she was a male.
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  10. April 17th, 2015, 01:19 AM #10
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  11. April 17th, 2015, 03:26 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renko View Post
    Funny.

    It would have make more sense if she was a male.
    Leave Best Saber out of this.
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  12. April 17th, 2015, 09:57 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    Leave Best Saber out of this.
    What does Nero have to do with this?
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    Please stand in the corner and think about what you did.
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    I will give props to anyone who can afford to buy every Saber figure ever. Them figmas ain't cheap.
    Give them to Strife then, he probably has rooms of them already.

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    im so sorry Strife
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strife View Post
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