Dylan Rory McNeill
Location: Sea of UNKNOWN – Zeus High School (Distorted Classroom – ???)
Time: Day 1 – Afternoon
Turn 1
I hate waking up, I hate waking up on Mondays, I hate waking up on Mondays after some godforsaken thing decides to play with my mind, I hate waking up on Mondays after some godforsaken thing decides to play with my mind to some Dungeons and Dragon reject trying to jump on my face, I hate- nah you know what fuck it, I’m just going to say I hate today and whatever the hell just happened and be done with it.
“Ok Dylan you need to stop thinking about what happened and start thinking about what to do” I mutter to myself as I try to repress the memories of that unsettling event while trying to take deep breaths to calm myself.
Let's see acid slime probably wants to eat you like it did that other person, which better not have been someone I cared about you stupid looking fuck. Quickly rummaging through my pockets I take stock of what’s on me and around me as I jump back to get as far as I can from the monster. Well on the bright side I still have my knuckles and stuff, on the downside punching acid is stupid, I need something with reach. Guess these desks and chairs will have to do, they probably won’t last long but there should be enough.
You know what I think I’ll give stupid a chance to explain itself on the offside that it defies conventions and is actually intelligent.
“Hello good Sir and or Madame I’m sure you don’t actually understand me but I am a forgiving soul so I figure I’d be nice enough to give you a chance so speak now or forever hold your peace. Also this is just because I’m really angry, my most sincere apologies” I say as I grab and throw the nearest desk at its stupid face before grabbing a chair and positioning it as a shield.
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