Above, some facts of the wonder priest:
PS: i'll post just 10 facts at the moment, sometime later i'll post other 10 facts. and so on.
untill now, there's at least 67 KOTONORRIS FACTS.
Above, some facts of the wonder priest:
PS: i'll post just 10 facts at the moment, sometime later i'll post other 10 facts. and so on.
untill now, there's at least 67 KOTONORRIS FACTS.
Last edited by Kotollama; May 2nd, 2011 at 03:52 PM.
Fact # 1:
- Kotomine is so MACHO that he can punch a knife's tip...
... and keep punching!
Fact # 2:
- Kotomine is so MACHO that he can punch to the tip of a SWORD...
... and keep punching!
Fact # 3:
- MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER EPIC REFLEXES ON A TAXI!
PS: Do not understand? Watch Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series and Canaan.
Fact # 4:
- In AD&D, Clerics were forbidden to use weapons of cutting / drilling;
... KOTONORRIS rewrote the rules.
Fact # 5:
- Miroku, Inu Yasha's buddhist monk exorcises youkai figurants with sacred objects;
... KOTONORRIS exorcises antagonists with BARE HANDS.
Fact # 6:
- Priests need to be good-hearted people;
... KOTONORRIS DISAGREE, and Hassan harangues.
Fact # 7:
- Priests run more fast than protagonists with super-prosthesis.
Fact # 8:
- Priests leap higher than protagonists with super-prosthesis.
Fact # 9:
- Hedgehogs are no match for priests;
... against KOTONORRIS, Sonic always ends up in GAME OVER.
Fact # 10:
- Who dies first, is the wife of the priest!
PS: saddly, that's related with an old brasilian joke.
Last edited by Kotollama; May 2nd, 2011 at 09:32 PM.
MOTHER OF GOD
at least now I won't have to find my old Orkut account, lol.
<Spinach> Yes Verg
<Spinach> I need this
<Spinach> Yessss
<Satehi> don't do it malgos
<Satehi> don't
<Satehi> yamete
<@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos
Jesus, did you just decatuple post?
I have a feeling that it would probably be better if you posted all of these in one single post and then deleted the rest, before the mods come along and do it for you....
This man just broke a record.
Arthur-san is my waifu
[20:57] frantic: I can't even remember what opinions I actually hold about the thing compared to shit I made up to piss people off
[17:13] Airen: Its not an airen character unless gay
I'd break that record.
But I won't.
-Insert witty signature here-
...Doesn't this kind of topic belong in the 7th Dimension?
for a moment there I thought kotonoha and chuck norris did the fusion dance
but uh yeah...this probably deserves a 7th shelf more
i've just made in 10 pieces because like that people would easily do the Reply With Quotes, but if it is already a bother, the next ones i'll do as one post only.
thanks for the advice.
...and fuck yeah! a wild mike has FINALLY appeared!
ps: fixed, i think... 10 facts per post.
Last edited by Kotollama; May 2nd, 2011 at 09:33 PM.
Would that be awesome, or incredibly lame? I cannot tell.Originally Posted by anamesis
I don't have an answer to that, but you'd end up as a futa.
So take that as you may.
i vote for awesome, haha
you mean you fusing with an overrated has-been who ran out of money late in life and now spends his rapid downward slide doing low rated, after hours, fitness adds on crappy cable tv networks?
probably lame.
Yah, from the thread title I totally thought this was about BL's local Koto-san
probably lame, and for you just means "Another worshipper GET!"
Fact # 11:
- raspberry flaming jelly can be used as a weapon.
Fact # 12:
- By that logic, we can not defeat stronger enemies, and not kill enemies immortal.
... KOTONORRIS disagrees.
Fact # 13:
- Do you know Mario?
... KOTONORRIS locked him in the closet.
PS: saddly, another brasilian joke: "sabe o mario? aquele que te comeu atrás do armário?" <you know mario? the one who fucked you behind the closet>
Fact # 14:
- In World of Warcraft, TROLLS can be priests;
... In the Nasuverse, Priests can be TROLLS.
Fact # 15:
- There's NO Lolis in danger.
... There's FAKE-Lolis that Kotomine not saved, it is more likely to be boys in drag.
"Lord my father, make me a tool of your will."
... God wanted the Lolis be saved. Therefore:
Fact # 16
- The Lolis must be saved! In God's name, by the name of Jesus Christ and...
... bye the WILL OF KOTONORRIS.
Fact # 17
- "Kirei Kotomine" means, in Latin, "Steven Seagal" ...
... which, in turn, in Aramaic, means "Chuck Norris".
Fact # 18
- Sun Wukong was actually Kotomine before shaving.
Fact # 19:
- Busujima Saeko got wet..
... by the will of KOTONORRIS.
Fact # 20:
- Lolis don't get wet.
... they get KOTOMINATED.
...damn, it's a little hard translate some jokes... they lose most of the sense.
O favorito do Mario é o Shinji.
Nufufufufu
<Spinach> Yes Verg
<Spinach> I need this
<Spinach> Yessss
<Satehi> don't do it malgos
<Satehi> don't
<Satehi> yamete
<@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos
hoooomi tome cuidado que o povo ainda pode usar google translator XD
falando nisso, esqueci de perguntar!
sois macho ou fêmea? HAUEIOAHEUIEAHEUIOAEHUIAE
Most people would leave Shinji to be raped......except Koto.
Kotonoha wouldn't mind Shinji getting raped by Mario.
She'd watch, THEN JOIN IN
(Btw, Macho lol. Mas muitas das vezes os meus avatars e signatures tem mulher ao invés de homem, lol.....e muitas vezes nekomimis, também.)
<Spinach> Yes Verg
<Spinach> I need this
<Spinach> Yessss
<Satehi> don't do it malgos
<Satehi> don't
<Satehi> yamete
<@RacingeR> Laputa would only fit if it was Kratos
pelo conteúdo dos avatares, provavelmente macho mesmo... se vc fosse uma guria, não usaria coisas fofinhas e blablabla, garotas curtem personagens femininas controladoras, feministas e blablabla.
já eu prefiro o meio termo... e nisso chegamos ao... YANDERE! cozinheira devoradora de reis babilonicos ou adolescente chorona que joga Tsukihime high-rate (fuck man, Sacchin developed just too fast XD)
there is a photo of kotonoha user? i would love to do what you said in a little meme drawn by me.
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