You turn into a badass whose lovers become new stars on To Catch A Predator.
Better add this so it says I'm kidding too
Sakura's Lover (let's call him John): Darnit, these cops are so annoyin', she's 150 years old for Chrissakes!
Sakura: *breaks in*This is the last time. *bends bars*
John: ........
Sakura: What?
John: I will never get over the surreal sight of a four-year old bending metal bars.
Sakura: You're lucky I like you. Or you'd be paste.
John: *gulps* Noted.