Primal Astrology - Spirit Animal Hilarity and Strange Accuracy

[Lycodrake]

http://www.primalastrology.com/animal-spirit-chart.html


So, I was doing the usual googling of esoteric mythology and zodiac stuff and stumbled upon this. The link itself has further info about what it all means. I just find this sort of stuff neat, mind you, but...


Apparently I'm a Handfish (Aquarius + Ram/Sheep) and the description is scarily accurate: http://www.primalastrology.com/handfish.html

[Kotonoha]

I'm a fucking unicorn. Just like I always suspected.

[Neir]

Wolverine.

and holy shit the description could not be more wrong.

[Lycodrake]

Neat, Koto.

Wolverine.
and holy shit the description could not be more wrong.

Well, I never claimed them to be accurate - just that *some* are.

[Mcjon01]

Accurate by accident isn't really accurate.

[Paitouch]

Woodpecker. I didn't read anything beyond the animal name because wow fuck that shit.

[Kotonoha]

I'm just delighted to learn that there exists on the internet a list titled "FAMOUS UNICORNS" that has Kim Jong-il on it.

[Lycodrake]

Woodpecker. I didn't read anything beyond the animal name because wow fuck that shit.

"Driven, self-sufficient...solves puzzles...does what others don't want to do. Something something wit of Monkey combined with Capricorn's drive."

I'm just delighted to learn that there exists on the internet a list titled "FAMOUS UNICORNS" that has Kim Jong-il on it.

Heh.

[Mcjon01]

I'm a polar bear btw

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"Driven, self-sufficient...solves puzzles...does what others don't want to do. Something something wit of Monkey combined with Capricorn's drive."

Heh.

I don't think he was asking for a summary.

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Haha my list has Keanu Reeves, I win.

[Paitouch]

Look at you people with your unicorns, wolverines, and polar bears while I'm stuck with a woodpecker. I'd feel pretty bad right now, but thankfully Lyco's handfish is lamer than that.

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"Driven, self-sufficient...solves puzzles...does what others don't want to do. Something something wit of Monkey combined with Capricorn's drive."

Man, I don't care. Everyone knows that the flavor text doesn't matter; it's all about how cool the animal itself is and you know it.

[Owain]

I'm a...swordfish? I really am my greatest weapon.

http://www.primalastrology.com/swordfish.html

[Lycodrake]

Look at you people with your unicorns, wolverines, and polar bears while I'm stuck with a woodpecker. I'd feel pretty bad right now, but thankfully Lyco's handfish is lamer than that.
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Man, I don't care. Everyone knows that the flavor text doesn't matter; it's all about how cool the animal itself is and you know it.

Fair enough.

I'm a...swordfish? I really am my greatest weapon.

http://www.primalastrology.com/swordfish.html

Swordfish knight, Akitani Inachika. ;n;

[Paitouch]

And I checked out the famous people list, and Benedict Arnold is on there lol. I really drew the short straw here (haha, see, because Mini-Me is on my list too).

[Kat]

It says Salmon, and it's not correct about my personality.

Debunked.

[Lycodrake]

And I checked out the famous people list, and Benedict Arnold is on there lol. I really drew the short straw here (haha, see, because Mini-Me is on my list too).

"Stonewall" Jackson, Thomas Edison, Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, and Fabian are the only ones I recognize on "famous handfishes".

This stuff is hilarious, people.

[Kat]

FAMOUS YAKS

• Audrina Patridge (5/9/1985)
• Greg Raposo (5/3/1985)
• Lily Allen (5/2/1985)
• Courtnee Draper (4/24/1985)
• Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña (5/16/1973)
• Tori Spelling (5/16/1973)
• Tina Yothers (5/5/1973)
• Jeff Timmons (4/30/1973)
• Enya (5/17/1961)
• Tim Roth (5/14/1961)
• Dennis Rodman (5/13/1961)
• Ving Rhames (5/12/1961)
• George Clooney (5/6/1961)
• George Lopez (4/23/1961)
• Don Mattingly (4/20/1961)
• Rick Wakeman (5/18/1949)
• Billy Joel (5/9/1949)
• Joyce DeWitt (4/23/1949)
• Jessica Lange (4/20/1949)
• Brooks Robinson (5/18/1937)
• Madeleine Albright (5/15/1937)
• Trini Lopez (5/15/1937)
• George Carlin (5/12/1937)
• Frankie Valli (5/3/1937)
• Saddam Hussein (4/28/1937)
• Sandy Dennis (4/27/1937)
• Jack Nicholson (4/22/1937)
• George Takei (4/20/1937)
• Malcolm X (5/19/1925)
• Yogi Berra (5/12/1925)
• Roscoe Lee Browne (5/2/1925)
• Stewart Granger (5/6/1913)
• Tyrone Power (5/5/1913)
• Gary Cooper (5/7/1901)
• Adolf Hitler (4/20/1889)
• Niccolo Machiavelli (5/3/1469)

[Lycodrake]

Kat, are you trying to replace Leo and I3uster by relating threads to Hitler?

[Kat]

No, Polly is the mistress of that. Putin equals Hitler for her. She is clearly wrong:

FAMOUS PORCUPINES

• Frankie Jonas (9/28/2000)
• Jeremy Miller (10/21/1976)
• Omar Gooding (10/19/1976)
• Emily Deschanel (10/11/1976)
• Bob Burnquist (10/10/1976)
• Taylor Hicks (10/7/1976)
• Alicia Silverstone (10/4/1976)
• Seann William Scott (10/3/1976)
• Kip Pardue (9/23/1976)
• Ty Pennington (10/19/1964)
• Clive Owen (10/3/1964)
• Robby Takac (9/30/1964)
• Janeane Garofalo (9/28/1964)
• Stephan Jenkins (9/27/1964)
• Jeff Goldblum (10/22/1952)
• Harry Anderson (10/14/1952)
• Sharon Osbourne (10/9/1952)
• Vladimir Putin (10/7/1952)
• Christopher Reeve (9/25/1952)
• Sir Cliff Richard (10/14/1940)
• John Lennon (10/9/1940)
• Alvin Toffler (10/4/1928)
• Erik Bruhn (10/3/1928)
• George "Spanky" McFarland (10/2/1928)
• George Peppard (10/1/1928)
• James Herriot (10/3/1916)
• Sarah Bernhardt (10/22/1844)
• Friedrich Nietzsche (10/15/1844)
• Henry John Heinz (10/11/1844)
• Samuel Taylor Coleridge (10/21/1772)

[Sakuraba Haru]

Gazelle and accurate, dammit.

[Owain]

FAMOUS SWORDFISH

• AnnaSophia Robb (12/8/1993)
• Amy Lee (12/13/1981)
• Zacky Vengeance (12/11/1981)
• Lila McCann (12/4/1981)
• Brian Bonsall (12/3/1981)
• Britney Spears (12/2/1981)
• Natasha Bedingfield (11/26/1981)
• Barbara and Jenna Bush (11/25/1981)
• Jack Noseworthy (12/21/1969)
• Jakob Dylan (12/9/1969)
• Andrew J. Howard (12/6/1969)
• Jay-Z (12/4/1969)