A questionable idea warehouse

[Walnut Sparks]

Guess you could say I was feeling... Corny.

[Renko]

Although the joke was mine originally, thank Dullahan for getting me to give it more than a few seconds' thought.



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Another thing, can anyone recommend a pen that blots less than these Bics?

I want an Archer x Taiga fic now... ;_;

[Walnut Sparks]

Pitch, once you wake up you find that your home has been invaded by a cute little-sister type cooking for you. She claims to be from your father's 2nd marriage, but in secret she is also an alien.

The Pathological Liar Spacesister Chronicles, volume 1: "But You Don't Even Look Like Him!"

One fine day as you're strolling through a tall grassy field, a crop circle opens up around you and everything fades in a black, freezing cold whirlwind. It turns out you've been summoned by your alternate-universe opposite-gender self who's a paranormal investigator and needs a partner to help root out and defeat a Lovecraftian monstrosity living in the sewers under his/her home city.

Me and My Dickless Detective Otherself Against the Forces of the Beyond! What Could Possibly Go Wrong?!