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    A questionable idea warehouse

    Oh noes, Tohsaka, looks like your little sister found Dad's gun.



    P.S. What's the normal etiquette for posting a backlog of art here?
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    There's really none from what I've seen. Go nuts.
    Hamburgers.
    (I have a tendency of not finishing things I've started.)
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    Right...

    UBW Lite



    ... AKA "Who does this jerk think he is, strutting in here like he owns the place?"

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    How I picture Prisma Sakura and Shinji spend their afternoons.



    This is an older one, among other flaws I hadn't found the right color for Sakura's hair.

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    This here is, I think, the first fanart of this particular crack pairing to be let loose on the Internet.



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    I think I've figured out why Heracles had to be kept under Mad Enhancement almost from the start.



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    I'm sorry to kill off humanity so cavalierly, but it had to be done. For the puns.



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    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    These are fun drawings, I like them.
    I believe that sane Heracles wouldn't have limited his desires to maids, but seduced every single character including nameless extras.

    Sella is love
    We've had to endure much, you and I, but within the week there will be old men running the world

    OLD MEN ARE THE FUTURE

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    Yes, yes she is.

    When did you make these?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superlandmine View Post
    I believe that sane Heracles wouldn't have limited his desires to maids, but seduced every single character including nameless extras.
    I agree, but didn't know who else to add other than maybe an annoyed Acht. (Though the notion of Acht also fawning over Heracles does make me giggle.)

    Quote Originally Posted by Superlandmine View Post
    Sella is love
    Ah yeah...

    Quote Originally Posted by LJ3 View Post
    When did you make these?
    From July of last year to just last weekend (the top pic). I am a lazy bastard.
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Barbie doll anatomy, but spoiler'd just to be on the safe side
    1.
    What's the good of wearing braces,
    Vests and pants and boots with laces,
    Spats or hats you buy in places
    Down in Brompton Road?

    What's the use of shirts of cotton,
    Studs that always get forgotten?
    These affairs are simply rotten:
    Better far is woad.

    Woad's the stuff to show, men.
    Woad to scare your foemen:
    Boil it to a brilliant hue
    And rub it on your back and your abdomen.

    Ancient Briton never did hit on
    Anything as good as woad to fit on
    Neck, or knees, or where you sit on.
    Tailors, you be blowed.

    2.
    Romans came across the Channel
    All wrapped up in tin and flannel:
    Half a pint of woad per man'll
    Dress us more than these.

    Saxon, you can waste your stitches
    Building beds for bugs in breeches:
    We have woad to clothe us, which is
    Not a nest for fleas.

    Romans keep your armours;
    Saxons your pyjamas:
    Hairy coats were meant for goats,
    Gorillas, yaks, retriever dogs and llamas.

    Tramp up Snowdon with our woad on:
    Never mind if we get rained or blowed on.
    Never want a button sewed on.
    Go it, Ancient B's.

    - William Hope-Jones, 1921



    Spoiler'd for the hell of it
    Deep beneath the fallen years,
    Slain by glittering foemen's spears,
    With empty hands and a brow uncrowned,
    To our native land our eyes we turn
    By snares encompassed round.

    - Anthony Kirby Gill, 1914

    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Quick doodle illustration for this story idea. "The worst part was that it didn't feel like a nightmare."

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    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Huh, the top portion on that last one is kinda iffy, but the bottom panel is great. Very expressive.

    I also really like the more "accurate" Seiba

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    Yeah, I do usually think it comes out awkward when I draw two characters touching.

    Thank you. Oughta have given credit - dux bellorum Arturia's costume is a palette swap of this guy, although I'm not sure whether she should "really" look more Roman like here or more proto-Viking with a mail shirt and round shield. But if it'd been the latter then moe Virgin Mary wouldn't fit, and that was honestly my favorite part.
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Shinji Byakuyevich Makarov and Sakura Byakuyevna Makarova.

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    My gosh that's small.

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    Try to not use the attachments, mate. They tend to ridiculously resize things.
    Hamburgers.
    (I have a tendency of not finishing things I've started.)
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    I know, but I wanted this one to be just here, and not on dA. Same with the good dream one.
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    <NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?

    [11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
    [12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
    [12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless

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    ...

    ...

    ... ah skrew it, I'm too lazy to learn a new system.

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    In which I rip off an old meme, and Mama Iri is no scarier than usual.



    And da blank version.
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    cute

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    Although the joke was mine originally, thank Dullahan for getting me to give it more than a few seconds' thought.



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    Another thing, can anyone recommend a pen that blots less than these Bics?
    O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walnut Sparks View Post
    Spoiler'd for the hell of it
    Deep beneath the fallen years,
    Slain by glittering foemen's spears,
    With empty hands and a brow uncrowned,
    To our native land our eyes we turn
    By snares encompassed round.

    - Anthony Kirby Gill, 1914

    Awesome saber!

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