Although the joke was mine originally, thank Dullahan for getting me to give it more than a few seconds' thought.
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Another thing, can anyone recommend a pen that blots less than these Bics?
I want an Archer x Taiga fic now... ;_;
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Originally Posted by Thedoctor
Why can't we all be as sexually devious as Renko?
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Originally Posted by Renko
"I really loathe Fanfictions that are so horrendously horrible, it makes me want to go get my massive NAIL BAT OF RAPTURE and swing it real HARD to any AUTHOR who will dare create such filthy and disgusting piece of literature!"
"THEY WON'T SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY....THEY WILL SUFFER!"
Pitch, once you wake up you find that your home has been invaded by a cute little-sister type cooking for you. She claims to be from your father's 2nd marriage, but in secret she is also an alien.
Originally Posted by Walnut Sparks
The Pathological Liar Spacesister Chronicles, volume 1: "But You Don't Even Look Like Him!"
Originally Posted by Walnut Sparks
One fine day as you're strolling through a tall grassy field, a crop circle opens up around you and everything fades in a black, freezing cold whirlwind. It turns out you've been summoned by your alternate-universe opposite-gender self who's a paranormal investigator and needs a partner to help root out and defeat a Lovecraftian monstrosity living in the sewers under his/her home city.
Originally Posted by Nuclear Consensus
Me and My Dickless Detective Otherself Against the Forces of the Beyond! What Could Possibly Go Wrong?!
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in ruin.