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  1. May 10th, 2011, 09:04 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elf View Post
    two penises
    TWO PENISES
    TWO PENISES


    WHAT.
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  2. May 10th, 2011, 09:06 AM #42
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    I already knew about the two penises and the babby shark cannibalism. *smug*

    I kind of figured a lot of animal mating is pretty rapey though.

    While we're talking about weird animal reproduction trivia, did you know: female hyenas have a 6-inch long clitoris that resembles a penis? And they give birth through it?
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  3. May 10th, 2011, 09:11 AM #43
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    The hell did I just read...?
    [18:30] RacingeR: Max S.Link with hero is when you promise your daughter to him
    [18:31] RacingeR: Which means Airen and me are the only ones that maxed it (I promised Spin to him, and Spin is my daughter)
    [18:32] hero: oh shit
    [18:32] hero: spincess get
    [18:32] hero: suck it fuckers
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  4. May 10th, 2011, 09:12 AM #44
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    The most insane crack you will ever read
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  5. May 10th, 2011, 09:14 AM #45
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    The most insane crack you will ever read
    While we're talking about weird animal reproduction trivia, did you know: female hyenas have a 6-inch long clitoris that resembles a penis? And they give birth through it?
    ... My life won't be the same anymore.
    [18:30] RacingeR: Max S.Link with hero is when you promise your daughter to him
    [18:31] RacingeR: Which means Airen and me are the only ones that maxed it (I promised Spin to him, and Spin is my daughter)
    [18:32] hero: oh shit
    [18:32] hero: spincess get
    [18:32] hero: suck it fuckers
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  6. May 10th, 2011, 09:31 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername View Post

    *Die Lorelei plays as BGM*
    "Onii-chan..."
    I'd say it fits.




    Actually, you can blame KratosIrving for that one. >_>;
    Now I'm getting flashbacks to those Coca-Cola commercials, the ones with the CGI polar bears and seals?

    ... My life won't be the same anymore.
    This Is Why You Shouldn't Read


    Hmmm. Now that I think about it, a crack fic featuring mad sorcerers actually has potential, the older you are the nuttier you are.
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  7. May 10th, 2011, 09:35 AM #47
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    That was hilarious. I feel bad for reading it.

    Ask TIK - Where all your important life questions can be answered.
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  8. May 10th, 2011, 09:37 AM #48
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    Don't @ me if your fanfic doesn't even have Shirou/Illya shipping k thnx ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
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    Illyaseal Von Einzbern is moe.



    And animal-mating is WEIRD.
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  9. May 10th, 2011, 09:37 AM #49
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    Too bad she is fated to get clubbed in every route.
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  10. May 10th, 2011, 09:38 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername View Post
    Illyaseal Von Einzbern is moe.



    And animal-mating is WEIRD.
    B..but wouldn't that make Gilgamesh a drunken seal hunter? ;C;

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  11. May 10th, 2011, 09:51 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyne View Post
    B..but wouldn't that make Gilgamesh a drunken seal hunter? ;C;
    Not just a drunken seal hunter, the drunken seal hunter.

    Or maybe a polar bear (sorry, Theo).
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  12. May 10th, 2011, 09:52 AM #52
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    You are not forgiven. D:

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  13. May 10th, 2011, 09:52 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kotonoha View Post
    While we're talking about weird animal reproduction trivia, did you know: female hyenas have a 6-inch long clitoris that resembles a penis? And they give birth through it?
    [99ya BRAIN CORRUPTED]
    [PLEASE INSERT A SUBSTITUTE BRAIN TO AVOID FURTHER DAMAGE TO IMAGINATION]
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  14. May 10th, 2011, 10:16 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theocrass View Post
    You are not forgiven. D:
    ;_; But... all I did was make an analogy for their habits...
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  15. May 10th, 2011, 10:18 AM #55
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  16. May 10th, 2011, 10:25 AM #56
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    Gah! its like a knife driven straight into my sanity!
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    The moment the opportunity arises for a pun, the one known as 'Taiga's Knight' will be there to deliver whether you like it or not.
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  17. May 10th, 2011, 11:37 AM #57
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    AHdfasdf Holyshit! This fic needs a more disclaiming disclaimer! WARNING: MIND WILL BE BLOWN!
    Go check out some awesome fan fiction!
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    Because the remaining ten percent is worth dieing for.

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  18. May 10th, 2011, 11:40 AM #58
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    This reminds me of an April Fools prank me, Elf and Road were thinking of doing, and renaming the forum,

    The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau.

    But yes, my brain...
    Follow up fic should be The Undersea World of Kirei Cousteau.



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  19. May 10th, 2011, 12:48 PM #59
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    Whatever you're smoking, gimme some. Seems good.
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    That time they checked out that hot guy they were just admiring his watch, yeah?

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    this
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    so, it's time for biology!




    AHEUIOAEHAEUIOHAEUIOAEHAEIOUAEHIOAEUHAEUIOAEHIOAEU HAEIOUAEH!!!
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