Continue the story! (TYPE-MOON edition)

[YukiHimex]

Let us play continue the story! ^_^

You may add a long or short story that is funny or sad.
The possibilities are endless!
E.g. One day, Saber _____
Answer: eat at a buffet with Shirou.

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[Mormarth]

I'll throw you a bone here.

One day, Saber awoke suddenly, frowning at the darkened ceiling above after a long night's sheathing and unsheathing, her sword lay next to her, mumbling something about 'muh fud'.

The blade's sentiments resonated within the Hero-King's spirit, and she promptly decided, that she would claim all of the world, so that this chief-sword-sheath-thing called Shirou could make all of the food.

All of it.

Because it seemed like a good idea at 5:30 in the morning.

And so, Saber began her early-morning conquest with ___

Continue the saga of world conquest, true believers.

[Spinach]

And so, Saber began her early-morning conquest with getting deported from Japan.

So the protagonist of the story became ___

[Sakuraba Haru]

Kojirou. His yamato dameshi allowed him to become the representative of Japan in a across the world race.
Unfortunately as he was going to leave the temple for once, _____

[Gray]

The shadow ate him, and turned him into Kojirou alter, on the upside he could now leave the gate,
on the downside he now had a desire to kill everything _______

[Kuroyuki]

The shadow ate him, and turned him into Kojirou alter, on the upside he could now leave the gate,
on the downside he now had a desire to kill everything that casts magic.

Kojirou Alter's first target was _____

[Rafflesiac]

Illya. The once elegant swordsman slaughtered Leysritt and Sella with strikes incomprehensible no longer by long-honed skill, but by overwhelming bloodlust. As he moved to slay everyone's favorite psycho loli, the mighty Herakles defended her with his strongest ____________!

[Gray]

Pinkie finger (the left if you wer curious). Since Tsubame Gaeshi and anything assassin could do by himself was not yet raised to A rank Hercules could wall him endlessly without effort. Kojirou Alter grew frustrated and fled. He would now target ______

[Kuradora]

Medea, as he'd always hated that sly fox.
He made haste back to the temple, except, to his shock, he ran into ___________

[Gray]

Hassan i Sabah, which was strange since if hassan was summoned how was he even alive? Assassin alter decided to then ____

[Cruor]

Call the Japanese immigration bureau to get Saber back who turned into Alter after having been away from Shirou's food and being forced to eat burgers in America. With their powers combined they ____

[Spinach]

Both got deported together. With those two out of the way Kotomine began moving toward his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant, and to get started he hired _____

[Kirby]

Shinji Matou. Yet Shinji was not content with merely being the lowly waiter of a restaurant, and planned to usurp him. He began his plan by _____

[Gray]

Trying and failing to seduce Caren, with that option gone Shinji decided to _______

[Rafflesiac]

Become the prime minister of Japan. After harsh yet fruitful training in the most highly accredited law schools of Japan and America, Shinji's path to power was all but set. However, the media questioned him about certain rumors regarding a Sakura Matou, to which he responded _______

[Kirby]

By activating Wakame Paradise, turning all dissenters into seaweed. The crowd cowered in fear, and then they _____

[Rafflesiac]

Cheered, for Emiya Shirou, HERO OF JUSTICE, had arrived! The misguided ginger brought his own Reality Marble to bear and attacked Shinji, and swords and seaweed clashed with mighty blows as the magnificence of the boundless sea struggled against the graveyard of swords. The two men battled without compare, matching Caladbolg with kelp until ______

[Spinach]

They both got deported. So began a new age of ______

[Gray]

Their adventures in Brazil after settling their differences on the plane ride out of japan. Together they sought the ______

[Cruor]

assistance of Hasan I Sabbah and Saber Alter to form an evil organization meant to fight the injust Japanese immigration department they started off by going on to the immigration bureau's website to find their leader where they found ___