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    Making puns drains me of eye - deas.
    Not dealing with it...

    Why even try?
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    Lol Ishtarin went full Aqua

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    It draining my brain cells.

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    Why don't you love him too then?
    You're both Grails.


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    God is a Moth, your argument is invalid Der Ritter's Avatar
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    Eye seriously can knot believe you made that pun.
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    Puns do stick out too much if used too much.

    I think I'll scoot now.
    Not dealing with it...

    Why even try?
    Me whenever I use NP2 Jack


    This is golden...
    Quote Originally Posted by Altaris View Post
    Lol Ishtarin went full Aqua

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    What did the balloon say after flying too high?

    I see the air-er of my way.

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    What did Shirou say when he met the Winter Saint?

    Now's the sister of our discontent.

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    What did the momma bear say to the Theocrass about the Beast's Lair?

    Don't go bear, the beast clean on the web is a porn forum.

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    What did Shirou say to the Saber?

    Thanks, I Camelot.

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    What's Saber noble phantasm that eats all the food?

    Excali-poor.

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    What's Rin on a diet?

    Tohsaka Thin.

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    Fish, fish, stahp!



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    What's a Rin who kills Kotomine?

    Tohsaka Sin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivan The Mouse View Post
    Fish, fish, stahp!
    What do you call an Ivan you can wear?

    Ivan the Blouse.

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    How do we hear about Ivan's current situation?

    By word of mouse.

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    What does Ivan say when he blurts out something he shouldn't?

    Me and my big mouse.

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    Which part of Korea is Ivan in?

    Mouse Korea.

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    So what happens if Ivan becomes a doctor?

    Mouse MD.

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    How fast did Berserker toss Shirou?

    At the speed of white.

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    Shirou with a Death Note?

    White Yagami.

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    Shirou getting down?

    Shi-low.

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    Shirou's best dish uses what ingredient?

    Shi-roe.

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    What's a delicious and cute Ilya?

    Ilyasveal.

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    Shirou is being stomped by Ilya's heel.

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    Don't believe me? Ilya's real!

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    Shirou won't die. Ilya's heal.

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    What's the best feeling in the world? Ilya's feel.

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    And what gives the fuzziest feeling in the heart? Ilyaseal.

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    What do you get when Arturia does all the work?

    A saber force.

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    And what holiday celebrates that?

    Saber Day.

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    And what do they do when they get together for Saber rights?

    A Saber Union.

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    What do you get when you force Saber to do work via Command Seals?

    Forced Saber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vagrant View Post
    SINIB is already a fan of the best whore. Well, she's not a whore per se, but I have it on good authority that she moves like an experienced prostitute.

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    And when some Sabers are given more food than other Sabers?

    Saber market segmentation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bdoom View Post
    Holy ship
    For Bdoom the bell tolls? It tolls for thee!

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    Bdoom on a jet?

    Sonic Bdoom!

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    So let's talk about the elephant in the bdoom.

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    Those bdoom the gods detest

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    To bdoom this may concern, please go crawl into a bdoom and die.

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    That's all, goats!

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    For cow, anyway.

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    This is a beasts' lair, after paw.

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    Fishie is a pun expert.
    That's for sure.

    Quote Originally Posted by KosakiFag View Post
    Why don't you love him too then?
    You're both Grails.


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    *bows in submission*
    Fish, at least you can sea the true glory of puns!
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    Frank you Franco and the Franking pun of bull you rode in on.


    One true OTP...

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    Punish heretic laymen with lame puns.

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    I think Fishie wins this thread. Just for sheer volume.

    Quote Originally Posted by deviatesfish View Post
    What did Shirou say to the Saber?

    Thanks, I Camelot.
    And this one.

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    I love to eat and I love making bad jokes.
    I'm a glutton for Punishment.
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    I would reply with a witty comment, but I'm afraid that pun druid me

    Wait, I gotta find a better one to seib- ah, whatever, I dunker anymore.
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    Puns so bad IRUn from the thread.

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    As a mod, IRUn this place.

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    If IRUn all day long I get tired.

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    WhyRUn? Because I-RUn-can.

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    On the b-ball court, my tactic? IRUn and Gun.

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    Karoke a song from Full Moon Fever? Easy. IRUnnin' Down a Dream.

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    Liam Neeson in...IRUn All Night.

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    Don't like my puns? Don't get Angra with me, I'm only human.

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    Sion's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance.

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    Sion can't come to the phone right now, she's tied up at the moment.

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    If Shinji's sister was the mascot of Pillsbury? She'd be Sakura Madough.

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    Speaking of baked goods, what would Kariya be? Hardtack. He's an essential good but full of worms.
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    Hehe. I run when I see IRUn.

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    *OVERLOADING ON PUNS* HIKARIIIIII NIIIIIIISAN NAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsaRandomUsername View Post
    If Shinji's sister was the mascot of Pillsbury? She'd be Sakura Madough.
    I'll RUn now since he gave me an idea...

    If the Puella Magi will go to a Pillsbury shop, will they get a Madoughka Magica pie?
    Not dealing with it...

    Why even try?
    Me whenever I use NP2 Jack


    This is golden...
    Quote Originally Posted by Altaris View Post
    Lol Ishtarin went full Aqua

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