The Pun pit.

[Tobias]

I got attacked by a client at the psychiatric hospital I work for. Dude wanted to get out I gather.

you might say I was charged by someone who wanted to discharge, because he was an impatient in-patient!

[Draconic]

A pun thread. I imagine that were I to try harder, this post would drag on for a while longer.
Okay, that was a bad one. A real dampuner, I'll admit it.

But none of us can ever be as punny as Tobias. That's just agiven. He is the supreme one.