The Pun pit.

[hayate]

Making puns drains me of eye - deas.

[Viz]

It draining my brain cells.

[Der Ritter]

Well I have nothing butter to do than be truck all day at Homu.

[Intel_Captain]

Eye seriously can knot believe you made that pun.

[hayate]

Puns do stick out too much if used too much.

I think I'll scoot now.

[deviatesfish]

What did the balloon say after flying too high?

I see the air-er of my way.

[deviatesfish]

What did Shirou say when he met the Winter Saint?

Now's the sister of our discontent.

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What did the momma bear say to the Theocrass about the Beast's Lair?

Don't go bear, the beast clean on the web is a porn forum.

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What did Shirou say to the Saber?

Thanks, I Camelot.

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What's Saber noble phantasm that eats all the food?

Excali-poor.

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What's Rin on a diet?

Tohsaka Thin.

[Ivan The Mouse]

Fish, fish, stahp!

[deviatesfish]

What's a Rin who kills Kotomine?

Tohsaka Sin.

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Fish, fish, stahp!

What do you call an Ivan you can wear?

Ivan the Blouse.

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How do we hear about Ivan's current situation?

By word of mouse.

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What does Ivan say when he blurts out something he shouldn't?

Me and my big mouse.

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Which part of Korea is Ivan in?

Mouse Korea.

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So what happens if Ivan becomes a doctor?

Mouse MD.

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How fast did Berserker toss Shirou?

At the speed of white.

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Shirou with a Death Note?

White Yagami.

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Shirou getting down?

Shi-low.

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Shirou's best dish uses what ingredient?

Shi-roe.

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What's a delicious and cute Ilya?

Ilyasveal.

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Shirou is being stomped by Ilya's heel.

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Don't believe me? Ilya's real!

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Shirou won't die. Ilya's heal.

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What's the best feeling in the world? Ilya's feel.

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And what gives the fuzziest feeling in the heart? Ilyaseal.

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What do you get when Arturia does all the work?

A saber force.

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And what holiday celebrates that?

Saber Day.

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And what do they do when they get together for Saber rights?

A Saber Union.

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What do you get when you force Saber to do work via Command Seals?

Forced Saber.

[SINIB]

Holy ship

[deviatesfish]

And when some Sabers are given more food than other Sabers?

Saber market segmentation.

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Holy ship

For Bdoom the bell tolls? It tolls for thee!

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Bdoom on a jet?

Sonic Bdoom!

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So let's talk about the elephant in the bdoom.

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Those bdoom the gods detest

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To bdoom this may concern, please go crawl into a bdoom and die.

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That's all, goats!

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For cow, anyway.

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This is a beasts' lair, after paw.

[Viz]

Fishie is a pun expert.
That's for sure.

[francobull3]

*bows in submission*
Fish, at least you can sea the true glory of puns!

[deviatesfish]

Punish heretic laymen with lame puns.

[Mattias]

I think Fishie wins this thread. Just for sheer volume.

What did Shirou say to the Saber?

Thanks, I Camelot.

And this one.

Also:
I love to eat and I love making bad jokes.
I'm a glutton for Punishment.

[Phearo]

I would reply with a witty comment, but I'm afraid that pun druid me

Wait, I gotta find a better one to seib- ah, whatever, I dunker anymore.

[ItsaRandomUsername]

Puns so bad IRUn from the thread.

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As a mod, IRUn this place.

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If IRUn all day long I get tired.

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WhyRUn? Because I-RUn-can.

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On the b-ball court, my tactic? IRUn and Gun.

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Karoke a song from Full Moon Fever? Easy. IRUnnin' Down a Dream.

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Liam Neeson in...IRUn All Night.

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Don't like my puns? Don't get Angra with me, I'm only human.

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Sion's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance.

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Sion can't come to the phone right now, she's tied up at the moment.

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If Shinji's sister was the mascot of Pillsbury? She'd be Sakura Madough.

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Speaking of baked goods, what would Kariya be? Hardtack. He's an essential good but full of worms.

[deviatesfish]

Hehe. I run when I see IRUn.

[Der Ritter]

*OVERLOADING ON PUNS* HIKARIIIIII NIIIIIIISAN NAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEE!

[hayate]

If Shinji's sister was the mascot of Pillsbury? She'd be Sakura Madough.

I'll RUn now since he gave me an idea...

If the Puella Magi will go to a Pillsbury shop, will they get a Madoughka Magica pie?