Making puns drains me of eye - deas.
Making puns drains me of eye - deas.
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
Well I have nothing butter to do than be truck all day at Homu.
Eye seriously can knot believe you made that pun.
Secret to the Gourmet's Success
Ultimate Heroine?Why did I come here?
Puns do stick out too much if used too much.
I think I'll scoot now.
Not dealing with it...
Why even try?
This is golden...
What did the balloon say after flying too high?
I see the air-er of my way.
What did Shirou say when he met the Winter Saint?
Now's the sister of our discontent.
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What did the momma bear say to the Theocrass about the Beast's Lair?
Don't go bear, the beast clean on the web is a porn forum.
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What did Shirou say to the Saber?
Thanks, I Camelot.
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What's Saber noble phantasm that eats all the food?
Excali-poor.
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What's Rin on a diet?
Tohsaka Thin.
Fish, fish, stahp!
What's a Rin who kills Kotomine?
Tohsaka Sin.
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What do you call an Ivan you can wear?
Ivan the Blouse.
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How do we hear about Ivan's current situation?
By word of mouse.
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What does Ivan say when he blurts out something he shouldn't?
Me and my big mouse.
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Which part of Korea is Ivan in?
Mouse Korea.
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So what happens if Ivan becomes a doctor?
Mouse MD.
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How fast did Berserker toss Shirou?
At the speed of white.
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Shirou with a Death Note?
White Yagami.
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Shirou getting down?
Shi-low.
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Shirou's best dish uses what ingredient?
Shi-roe.
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What's a delicious and cute Ilya?
Ilyasveal.
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Shirou is being stomped by Ilya's heel.
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Don't believe me? Ilya's real!
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Shirou won't die. Ilya's heal.
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What's the best feeling in the world? Ilya's feel.
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And what gives the fuzziest feeling in the heart? Ilyaseal.
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What do you get when Arturia does all the work?
A saber force.
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And what holiday celebrates that?
Saber Day.
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And what do they do when they get together for Saber rights?
A Saber Union.
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What do you get when you force Saber to do work via Command Seals?
Forced Saber.
And when some Sabers are given more food than other Sabers?
Saber market segmentation.
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For Bdoom the bell tolls? It tolls for thee!
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Bdoom on a jet?
Sonic Bdoom!
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So let's talk about the elephant in the bdoom.
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Those bdoom the gods detest
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To bdoom this may concern, please go crawl into a bdoom and die.
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That's all, goats!
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For cow, anyway.
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This is a beasts' lair, after paw.
Punish heretic laymen with lame puns.
Binged All Of Gundam In 4 Years, 1 Week and All I Got Was This Stupid Mask
FF XIV: Walked to the End
Started Legend of the Galactic Heroes (14/07/23), pray for me.
I would reply with a witty comment, but I'm afraid that pun druid me
Wait, I gotta find a better one to seib- ah, whatever, I dunker anymore.
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Hamburgers.
(I have a tendency of not finishing things I've started.)
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Puns so bad IRUn from the thread.
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As a mod, IRUn this place.
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If IRUn all day long I get tired.
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WhyRUn? Because I-RUn-can.
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On the b-ball court, my tactic? IRUn and Gun.
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Karoke a song from Full Moon Fever? Easy. IRUnnin' Down a Dream.
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Liam Neeson in...IRUn All Night.
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Don't like my puns? Don't get Angra with me, I'm only human.
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Sion's favorite band? My Alchemical Romance.
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Sion can't come to the phone right now, she's tied up at the moment.
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If Shinji's sister was the mascot of Pillsbury? She'd be Sakura Madough.
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Speaking of baked goods, what would Kariya be? Hardtack. He's an essential good but full of worms.
My Fanfics. Read 'em. Or not.McJon01: We all know that the real reason Archer would lose to Rider is because the events of his own Holy Grail War left him with a particular weakness toward "older sister" types.
Hehe. I run when I see IRUn.
*OVERLOADING ON PUNS* HIKARIIIIII NIIIIIIISAN NAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEE!