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    Disappoint Your Parents

    Describe in this thread the action or series of actions that would disappoint your parents the most, short of capital crimes and drugs.

    If you're already disowned, describe the reason.

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    I thought I might be disowned by now but here I am typing this from my house sitting next to an "to an adorable daughter" christmas card.

    so idk probably nothing

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    Probably if I declared myself a neo-Nazi and disapproved of their mixed marriage... of which I am the result...
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    made out with multiple dudes take drugs get really smashed regularly and masturbate to anime porn

    this makes my life sound so much better than it is

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    oh wow is this for things we HAVENT done, my bad
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    That's allowed too.

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    Getting a boyfriend I guess.
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    "I'm going to get a history degree."

    "So you're not getting into trades, or accounting?"

    "N-no..."

    "... okay. Good luck, son."

    The disappointment was palpable, but eh. I can't do much worse than this in their eyes unless I go off and fight for ISIS or something; they're pretty nonchalant when it comes to morals.
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    As long as I don't outright die or do something to the level of severity of rape I think my mom's fine with anything I do.

    Hard life tbh.


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    somehow, my parents are still proud of me despite me not putting any effort into keeping in contact with them, being well known for having no interest in how family gatherings and just generally keeping to myself

    It's a pretty sweet deal. You should have gone into accounting Five.

    edit: Spin I think rape is a capital crime.

    ....I hope rape is a capital crime.

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    "So, you're not planning to go to med school?"
    "No."

    The disappointment was real. Aside from that, there's switching religions, flunking college, getting hitched to a non-Catholic guy, etc.

    but im still gonna take the med school admission exam so lol

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    If I failed out of college, I think. They're pretty supportive and loving
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    As far as I'm aware rape isn't a capital crime, but murder related to rape is or something? Idk


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    As far as I'm aware rape isn't a capital crime, but murder related to rape is or something? Idk
    Well don't do that then, that's the important thing. Your mom sounds pretty cool.
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    ooh, it turns out I misunderstood what a capital crime was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinach View Post
    As far as I'm aware rape isn't a capital crime, but murder related to rape is or something? Idk
    yeah, in the us the death penalty usually only applies if you kill someone.
    an eye for a eye etc.
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    Fairly sure Australia has a higher average sentence for rape than homicide

    Which leads to an incredibly obvious problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saiga View Post
    It's a pretty sweet deal. You should have gone into accounting Five.
    noooooooooo

    I much prefer being a happy arts degree guy, this way my suffering improves my grades
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuclear Consensus View Post
    "So, you're not planning to go to med school?"
    "No."

    The disappointment was real. Aside from that, there's switching religions, flunking college, getting hitched to a non-Catholic guy, etc.

    but im still gonna take the med school admission exam so lol

    Wait so the gay marriage was fine, but him not being Catholic wasn't?

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    Just talk about how "sexy" that local neighborhood girl/boy is even if s/he's prepubescent and you'll jackpot in disappointing even the state.



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