That sounds like the plot for an episode of a really dark fantasy sitcom.
That sounds like the plot for an episode of a really dark fantasy sitcom.
<NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?
[11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
[12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
[12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless
the gang gets a bum crucified
[04:55] Lianru: i3uster is actuallly quite cute
<NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?
[11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
[12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
[12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless
Reading this thread makes me wish I had friends IRL who were interested in tabletop games.
Online D&D is pretty fun, so I hear.
<NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?
[11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
[12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
[12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless
Still wouldn't have anyone to play with, Five.
Anyone I actually know somewhat at least.
One of my players is a trainee nurse and is in placement, the game in now on hiatus till Christmas. Maybe even February.
The down side of a three player party...
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<NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?
[11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
[12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
[12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless
I still say Five should have got a five-round fall and stun.
(Congrats, you managed to roll one of the most awful results on the fumble table).
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tfw ur epic gate of babylon stone barrage gets 100% dodged
He never sleeps. He never dies.
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Moonwalking out of stone barrage and into single digit dmg.
lol
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<NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?
[11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
[12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
[12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless
You killed one enemy and poked another a bit until Polly killed it. My kill record's better, thank you. (Especially with glorious, head-crunching one-shots).
Also I'm still at 80% health, Miss Can't Stay On Her Own Two Feet.
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<NEW FIC!> Revolution #9: Somewhere out there, there's a universe in which your mistakes and failures never happened, and all you wished for is true. How hard would you fight to make that real?
[11:20:46 AM] GlowStiks: lucina is supes attractive
[12:40] Lace: lucina is amazing
[12:40] Neir: lucina is pretty much flawless
Constructing the worst fumble possible.
I think it's fall and stunned for six rounds while hitting your squishy friend next to you for double damage and breaking your +4 weapon on their corpse.
E: You could kill yourself with a double damage hit, but that kind of negates all the other disadvantages, so I'm discounting it.
E2: This requires 1/100 * 1/20 * 1/6 * 1/50 (* rolling 0.5 of appropriate damage) * 1/20 * 1/5. Assuming damage is irrelevant, the probability of this is 0.000000016(r).
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