Tabletop Games Thread

[Five_X]

That sounds like the plot for an episode of a really dark fantasy sitcom.

[I3uster]

the gang gets a bum crucified

[Five_X]

the gang gets a bum crucified

Classic laugh track moment.

[Saiga]

the gang gets a bum crucified

No it sounds like you killed an honest working man for the same of a bun

[ILurkNoMoar]

Reading this thread makes me wish I had friends IRL who were interested in tabletop games.

[Five_X]

Online D&D is pretty fun, so I hear.

[ILurkNoMoar]

Still wouldn't have anyone to play with, Five.

Anyone I actually know somewhat at least.

[mAc Chaos]

Online D&D is pretty fun, so I hear.

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[Janx]

Still wouldn't have anyone to play with, Five.

Anyone I actually know somewhat at least.

I'm so used to always having a game going and offering slots all the time that I almost offered you a slot despite the fact I do not have a game at the moment.

[Bird of Hermes]

One of my players is a trainee nurse and is in placement, the game in now on hiatus till Christmas. Maybe even February.

The down side of a three player party...

[ILurkNoMoar]

I'm so used to always having a game going and offering slots all the time that I almost offered you a slot despite the fact I do not have a game at the moment.

If you start another then hit me up.

And I just remembered we still need to finish that Macross doc too, I should get on that...

[Five_X]

One of my players is a trainee nurse

Is that like a cleric? I've never heard of it, it must be a homebrew.

[Seika]

I still say Five should have got a five-round fall and stun.

(Congrats, you managed to roll one of the most awful results on the fumble table).

[mAc Chaos]

tfw ur epic gate of babylon stone barrage gets 100% dodged

[Snow]

Moonwalking out of stone barrage and into single digit dmg.

[GhostDIGIT]

lol

[Five_X]

I still say Five should have got a five-round fall and stun.

(Congrats, you managed to roll one of the most awful results on the fumble table).

You're just jelly of my mad damage rolls :3

[Seika]

You killed one enemy and poked another a bit until Polly killed it. My kill record's better, thank you. (Especially with glorious, head-crunching one-shots).

Also I'm still at 80% health, Miss Can't Stay On Her Own Two Feet.

[Five_X]

You killed one enemy and poked another a bit until Polly killed it. My kill record's better, thank you. (Especially with glorious, head-crunching one-shots).

Also I'm still at 80% health, Miss Can't Stay On Her Own Two Feet.

Mmm pretty sure I killed two thankyouverymuch, miss orc! One zombie I ran at and another that decided to end its unlife by running at me.

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I'll concede that you got the more interesting, exciting kills, though.

[Seika]

Constructing the worst fumble possible.

I think it's fall and stunned for six rounds while hitting your squishy friend next to you for double damage and breaking your +4 weapon on their corpse.

E: You could kill yourself with a double damage hit, but that kind of negates all the other disadvantages, so I'm discounting it.

E2: This requires 1/100 * 1/20 * 1/6 * 1/50 (* rolling 0.5 of appropriate damage) * 1/20 * 1/5. Assuming damage is irrelevant, the probability of this is 0.000000016(r).