So astolfo asks us to go to france with him suddenly, apparently to search for roland
mashu said its not for sure roland will show up but for some reason astolfo was sure if he hangs around long enough, roland will be summoned
astolfo and us got lost immediately
cute camping scene with Astolfo
the next day, we asked if roland here is astolfo's BF. brief summary of how roland had a naked episode
Astolfo: "Say Mash. You ok with seeing a naked man?"
Mash : "W-W-What? I-I think Im gonna be daijoubu. Its gonna be across the screen, i have the necessary knowledge, its gonna be daijoubu! I think!"
Astolfo : "Master, I bet Mash here gonna scream. How about it?"
Mash : "ITS GONNA BE DAIJOUBU"
in France, we get close to a fortress and asks whether or not Roland was here
Astolfo: "Say, did you a see beautiful, naked man running around here?"
Soldier: "A beautiful naked man?"
Astolfo: "Yeah, naked."
Soldier: "A refreshing smile, but somehow looks stupid, a beautiful naked man who has a really strong stupid aura?"
AStolfo: "Yup, yup!"
Soldier: "GUUUUUYS!! GUYS!! THIS GUYS HERE IS THAT BASTARD'S FRIEND!!!"
*cue in battling the soldiers*
after that, apparently roland was there, rampaging around, going naked, rampage around even more when the soldiers tried to put on him some clothes.
astolfo got his face close to the soldier, asked what happened after that
apparently Roland jumped, and had the soldier's face got pushed to his nether region
Astolfo : "Say that faster! I had my face really close to yours!"
anw
we followed the soldier's direction to town, where we meet another soldier who speaks to us but in full katakana. Mash remarks that this guys looks real traumatized.
Astolfo asks whether or not he saw a naked man running around, and the soldier said yes, follow him to find the man. And then he asked
"A R E Y O U G U Y S H I S F R I E N D?"
Mash : "NO, WE AREN--"
Astolfo : "Yup, more or less!"
Mash : "FOU!"
Fou: "FOU!?"
Cue in the soldier bringing out his posse to fight us.
Astolfo: "Ah, an assault!? Wait, you tricked us!"
Mash: "Yes, it was a trick! DUH!"
*battle*
after that we asked the soldier what happened
apparently Roland ran around the town, still naked, then climbed the heritage 200 years old saint's sculpture and scream loudly "THE WORLD IS MIIIINE!!!"
Soldier: "Kids were crying, the housewives were blushing, the citizens who was living diligently went "NO"...."
Mash: "I-It's ok! Please keep on living diligently! Hang in there!"
Soldier: "That so? Im seeing hallucination and illusion here.... look, even the vague girl here..."
(Mash's tvscreen avatar disappear)
Soldier: "See? ....just an illusion..."
AStolfo: "Now, now! Who cares if you're seeing illusion and hallucination and what not? I'll have you know there are guys out there living completely without reason just fine!"
Anyway we decided we need to stop Roland REAL BAD
We then found a foot prints. Not of shoes, but of barefoot.
Astolfo: "This must be Roland's! Lets track him! Man, this got the Ranger feeling all over it, right!? Were Geronimo here he couldve teach us the deeper stuffs!"
Anyway for some reason Astolfo is actually expert at tracking and is narrating what he tracked for us.
Astolfo: "So he walked here, meet a tree here, climbed it, stole a bird's egg, ate it... AWAWAWAWAW! Im not here to steal your eggs, ok!?"
Astolfo: "After that, wasnt satisfied with only eggs, he then fought a random prowling wyvern and....
ate it...."
MaSh : "ATE IT!?"
Astolfo: "Raw."
Mash: "RAW!?"
*black*
Astolfo: "So he slept here, there was a black horse running towards him, it trampled his back, blood spurt out of his mouth..."
Mashu no longer have the energy to even get shocked.
Mash : "Master, I leave the rest to you..."
>Wait, thats gonna be super troublesome for me too!
Mash : "Nooooo......"
Astolfo: "Then, Roland stood up, called out to the black horse owner! After some argument Roland then----
----strangled the owner and left him beneath that tree."
Horse owner: "Uu...uu... that was... absurd...."
Mash: "One more victim!?"
Astolfo: "Ok so Roland get on the horse, rode it for a while, but since he was naked it got hurt after a little while, so he get off the horse...."
Mash: "So it hurts. I knew it..."
Astolfo: "You wanna try? Riding horse. Naked."
Mash: "I swiftly refuse."
Astolfo then asked the horse and the horse neiigh, and Astolfo was directed to where Roland was. For some reason he understood the horse.
K.
Anyway, we finally going to meet up with ROland.
Mash: "MASTER I CANT! This is too embarassing!"
*Roland sprite, completely clothed*
Mash : "oh, Ahh! Clothes! He is wearing clothes!" *relieved sprite*
Astolfo: "Ahh thank God you're clothed and I can pick you out! If youre naked, I probably forgot your face!"
Roland: "T-This natural idiotball....Indeed, Astolfo..."
Astolfo then introduced us. For some reason, Roland is gazing nonstop on Mashu.
Roland : "Mash Kyrielight, is it? A beutiful name. Befitting to that of a beautiful woman."
Mash : "T-Thank you very much."
Roland: "
Tonight.... the moon is beautiful..."
Mash : "!!??"
Astolfo : "?"
Just now..
>Wait, that was....
Mash : "I-I-I-I DONT KNOW! I DONT KNOW WHAT SUCH A GRACEFUL, DREAMYLIKE PHRASE SAYING!"
Astolfo : "Uh guys, Roland is waiting for the reply. In dogeza."
Beautiful... such a beautiful dogeza....
>Mashu, if you're a gentleman, then reply him.
Mash: "I-I'm sorry.... Um, I'm really sorry... Guys who are naked are.... a bit..."
*wind blow sfx*
Astolfo: "Ah, youre stainding. Cmon, whats up with the moping? Its just being rejected by a girl!
Well, I myself always have someone falling for me and never got rejected tho!"
Roland: "MMMMUUU------------------------"
Roland: "IS THAT SO, IS THAT SO, IS THAT SO?!! THEN WE WILL LIVE! AND DIE! TOGETHER!!!"
Mash: "Wait, together!?"
ROLAND: "YES, IN OTHER WORDS, ROMEO AND JULIET!! O ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO?!!"
Mash : "Isnt it the reverse!?"
ROLAND: "NOW, ANYWAY HAND OVER THE JULIET, THE ROMEO (MASTER) OVER THERE!! FUFU, FUFUFU, FUHAHAHAHA!!"
*roland sprite changes to monster sprite*
Mashu told us thats not Roland, but something like leftover feeling or emotion.
Mash: "Anyway, it's a fake. And thank god!"
After this I think there are some more RomeoxJuliet dialogue drop? Im not a classic literature buff tho so I dont know for sure.
Anyway Astolfo summoned Hippogriff and we then rumble with something-Roland-ish (thats literally the name on the text).
Anw we beat it.
Roland: "Curse it! Just, just, curse it!"
Astolfo: "Roland..."
Roland: "Before my death... again... I just want to....
lay bare... everything...."
*dramatic poofing out of existence*
Astolfo: "Even that as an evil spirit! Even that as last, last thing to do! Ahahahaha, that's why you are super interesting, Roland! I so bet that even our king would explode in laughter if he saw that!!"
Mash: "The... king...."
Astolfo: "Well yeah, I mean it's Charlemagne after all! Speaking of which, wonder why he wasnt summoned. I want to fight side by side with the king and Roland again!
Anyway, that was Roland! Hey, maybe someday he will get summoned properly! For some reason, my instinct said it will totally be a no good kind of rendezvous!
Well, sorry for the ruckus, Master. Let's go home!"
End.
I cant not translate some of this. I just cant.
Originally Posted by R.Lock
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