Thread: Fate/Grand Order Story and Lore (CONTAINS SPOILERS)

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    Quote Originally Posted by castor212 View Post
    「―――いざ」

    kind grandpa santa
    Joke's on them, that man doesn't even know what Christianity is to Japan.

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    Likely candidate can be Santa Island Kamen though.
    Not dealing with it...

    Why even try?


    This is golden...
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    Lol Ishtarin went full Aqua
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    I've seen people in this forum spend the GDP of a third world country into Grand Order
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    Yeah, there's a saying that you should strive for perfection knowing full well you won't achieve it. Saber looked at it and said "Hold my Beer"
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    And then all her friends resented her for it.

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    Na man. Santa Moriarty.

    Spreading mayhem and chaos cheer and goodwill throughout the festive season.
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    He's just putting the bone of his sword into other people until it explodes and lets out parts of him inside them.
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    Genderswaps are terrible, but I think I and other people would hate them less if Fate didn't keep ignoring actual heroines throughout history and folklore. Like, why bother turning Francis Drake into a woman when Ching Shih and Grace O'Malley exist?
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    Fate Zero is just Fate Stay Night for people who think Shirou is too girly
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    I think Alex IV can eat Goku.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canon View Post
    This but unironically.

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    Yes please.


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    Celts, Celts, Celts

    I would actually prefer a new Celt Servant but whatever.
    "Only in my company, will you not be a monster"


    anywhere than here

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    2015: Santa Alter
    2016: Santa Alter Lily
    2017: Santa Alter Lily Swimsuit?

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    The celts really don't have enough gold, I'd have expected somebody else to take the reins there and oust crap Fionn.

    Quote Originally Posted by rxrx View Post
    I want Nasu to troll us by giving us the actual elderly and fat Santa Claus as in Saint Nick when almost all are expecting cute girls.
    Let's compromise. It's a loli in a Santa outfit, but she's got a white moustache and beard.
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    Drop the beard, make the moustache fake and add the monocle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DAK View Post
    Yes please.

    Setanta Santa, has possibilities
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    He's just putting the bone of his sword into other people until it explodes and lets out parts of him inside them.
    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerEmiya View Post
    Genderswaps are terrible, but I think I and other people would hate them less if Fate didn't keep ignoring actual heroines throughout history and folklore. Like, why bother turning Francis Drake into a woman when Ching Shih and Grace O'Malley exist?
    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    Fate Zero is just Fate Stay Night for people who think Shirou is too girly
    Quote Originally Posted by Comun View Post
    I think Alex IV can eat Goku.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R.Lock View Post
    Drop the beard, make the moustache fake and add the monocle.
    she better not be stealing my shtick
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    Quote Originally Posted by eddyak View Post
    she better not be stealing my shtick
    Moustache will be white, not black.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zork Knight View Post
    2015: Santa Alter
    2016: Santa Alter Lily
    2017: Santa Alter Lily Swimsuit?
    But that's just Lily w/o her skirt so not likely.

    A bit out there (or maybe not considering "she's" in the 2016 gacha) but Xmas Eresh would be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rue View Post
    This would be the greatest thing. Even better if he hurls the trees.

    Which gives me an idea.

    WHERE'S OUR SCOTTISH HERO WHO DOES LOG FLINGING

    Wait. Scottish? Viking? I've completely forgotten where that came from.
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    Fate is shockingly deficit in Brave Scots.

    There's Scathach. And Gawain, aaaand I think that's it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sandstorm77 View Post
    He's just putting the bone of his sword into other people until it explodes and lets out parts of him inside them.
    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerEmiya View Post
    Genderswaps are terrible, but I think I and other people would hate them less if Fate didn't keep ignoring actual heroines throughout history and folklore. Like, why bother turning Francis Drake into a woman when Ching Shih and Grace O'Malley exist?
    Quote Originally Posted by Five_X View Post
    Fate Zero is just Fate Stay Night for people who think Shirou is too girly
    Quote Originally Posted by Comun View Post
    I think Alex IV can eat Goku.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canon View Post
    bedi
    ok, this one I can get behind
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    Ugh cokesakto no no no
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    your ability to be wrong about literally everything you post is truly astounding. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you haven't been right once.
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    The gay pics were the most entertaining thing going on in this discussion.

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    Servant William Wallace, who looks like Mel Gibson and starts throwing slurs at David and Martha as soon as he sees them.

    As for another Santa, maybe Pseudo Servant Santa Zouken? He'll fill all children's stockings with parasitic worms.

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    What?
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    Bob the Builder's evil twin.
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    HF felt like Nasu holding up a megaphone and screaming, "LOOK AT HOW SAD THIS IS! ISN'T IT SAD? YOU SHOULD FEEL SAD!"


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    > Einzbern

    > Making smart decisions


    Pick one


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    Palingenesis just sounds like we're creating Sarah Palin.


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    >tfw you betray your ideals to get some


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    In short, Japan's syncretism BS striked again.

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    Curse
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    Quote Originally Posted by OverMaster View Post
    As for another Santa, maybe Pseudo Servant Santa Zouken? He'll fill all children's stockings with parasitic worms.
    Nope, it will be filled with puppies and you will like it.
    Not dealing with it...

    Why even try?


    This is golden...
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    Lol Ishtarin went full Aqua
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    I've seen people in this forum spend the GDP of a third world country into Grand Order
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    Yeah, there's a saying that you should strive for perfection knowing full well you won't achieve it. Saber looked at it and said "Hold my Beer"
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    And then all her friends resented her for it.

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    Man, being filled with worms already is bad enough, I can't even imagine being filled with freaking dogs. I think I'm going to be sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hayate View Post
    Nope, it will be filled with puppies and you will like it.
    Spoiler:

    Best grandpa!
    Nasuverse in a Nutshell
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    Gilgamesh fired weapons like rockets back in the day, Enkidu was a shapeshifting mud doll, Elizabeth Bathory had dragon blood, the origin of life is an insane giant, and vampires rule over humans in this odd way where they claim to be the apex of life and are perfect beings. Also every planet has super ultimate beings that are the apex of each planet and will one day come to Earth to rock our shit, and each of these ultimate beings are comparable to vampires.
    Quote Originally Posted by asterism42 View Post
    Jeanne was speaking to the counter force and Karl was driven by aliens. And Jesus was probably Martha's imaginary friend, I'd imagine.

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