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    僕はね、ヒマワリになりたかったんだ mewarmo990's Avatar
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    Saber Plays FGO

    Chapter 01

    Saber: Please give me a "smartphone," Shirou.

    Shirou: ......What did you say?
    Saber: I hear that there is a new game called "Fate/Grand Order."

    Saber: It's a game that we appear in.
    In that case, should we not play it ourselves?

    Saber: By the way, I heard it's free, so don't worry.
    All you need to do is provide me with a "smartphone."
    Shirou: I need a lot of money to do that.

    Chapter 02

    Saber: Goldie was bragging.
    As a king, I cannot fall behind...
    Gil: (Don't you have a smartphone by now, King of Knights? lol)

    Saber: Rider and Lancer even have them!
    Shirou: They actually have jobs and make money.

    Shirou: Oh, right.
    Saber, this is a good chance for you to work for a change.

    Shirou: You'll appreciate it more if you buy it with money that you earned yourself.

    Saber: But... but... I already have a mission to guard you and this residence...
    Shirou: Saber, this is a good chance for you to work for a change.

    Chapter 03

    It took her many twists and turns, but Saber managed to get herself a smartphone.

    Saber: Shirou! Hurry, hurry! Teach me how to play!
    Shirou: I know, I know.

    Shirou: "Fate/Grand Order," was it?
    Shirou: ...Huh?

    Shirou: This game isn't out yet.
    You have to wait until it is.

    Chapter 04

    Saber: Shirou! The game service started!
    Shirou: That's nice, Saber.

    Saber: I suddenly showed up.
    I'm moving. I'm talking. Heheh.

    The Server is Under Maintenance

    We are currently performing maintenance on the game.
    Please wait and try again.

    End

    Saber: Shirou! The game suddenly stopped even though it just came out!
    Why would they do this to me after such a terrible wait!?
    Shirou: Calm down, Saber. It's just maintenance. No one is out to get you, relax.
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    Thanx Mew.

    Nice to know saber is experiencing the same problem.

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    I'm suprised shirou managed to make saber fet a job.

    I thought her Freeloader skill was EX rank.



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    Thanks for this, Mew.

    I'm glad to read more of Tsukumo's stuff. He draws a great Saber.
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    tsukumo yeahhhhh
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    there aren't enough gun emojis in the thousandfold trichiliocosm for this shit


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    Tsukumo does very good things to reverse the "I can't stand Saber anymore" feelings I've had from this past year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    Tsukumo does very good things to reverse the "I can't stand Saber anymore" feelings I've had from this past year.
    Pretty much.

    Thanks mew for the funnies~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    Tsukumo does very good things to reverse the "I can't stand Saber anymore" feelings I've had from this past year.
    My feelings exactly.
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    canon finish apo vol 3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arashi_Leonhart View Post
    Tsukumo does very good things to reverse the "I can't stand Saber anymore" feelings I've had from this past year.
    I know that feeling.



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    Never saw the day I could self-insert myself into Saber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandstorm77 View Post
    I know that feeling.

    I certainly dont, but this tsukomo guy is aces in my book.

    Thanks mew.
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    That third one was hilarious
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    so cute


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    I see that Tsukumo's Saber is still as puppy-like as ever.
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    Saber stop being so cute.

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    You've been playing GO so long you thought you time traveled back into August?

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    no dont stop
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hachibi View Post
    Saber stop being so cute.
    Watch Fate/Zero
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    where shes actually decently cute? wow hows that gonna solve things

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    I have to search the ''Saber Watches UBW'' that I saw in 4chan. These were pure gold.

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